Make a cult about another Kiwi

[Monika H.]

And describe it!

 

[Y2K Baby]

Where is @Super Collie

 

[Rand /pol/]

An @ICameToplaY cult where everyone lives in bus and watches anime all day.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

A @Ron /pol/ cult that actually never happens because cults take some degree of effort and a certain level of intelligence to build and organize and that isn't @Ron /pol/ 's bag

 

[Teri-Teri]

@Feline Darkmage will start a futa cult with @Reynard and @NARPASSWORD

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Cult of @J A N D E K . Details are sketchy at this early stage. Mostly pugs and free love.

(Edit: pugs and free love are 2 separate things, not degenerate zoo shit)

 

[Vampirella]

@Y2KKK Baby is the cult about Texas. Everything's bigger, you don't mess with us, and it's like a whole other country.

 

[Marco Fucko]

Esoteric @Dynastia nism

We sit around and huff gas and respect women. We control world politics and finance because anyone who goes against our plan gets doxed.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

@Exigent Circumcisions Hail to the cult of the puppet pig. If you kiss his tongue, your children won't have autism

 

[dunbrine47]

There is the @BOLDYSPICY! cult that worships trains and poisonous edible fish. Although it has had a reformation through the influence of @Desire Lines and the pixel pupper being added to the pantheon.

 

[Anesthesia]

@FuckYou
Do I even need to explain myself?

 

[Monika H.]

Am I the only one who prays the Holy Horror Trinity of @eldri , @Cthulu and @Nekromantik2 (who perished as @Nekromantik for our sins and then came back to us)?

 

[Vampirella]

Am I the only one who prays the Holy Horror Trinity of @eldri , @Cthulu and @Nekromantik2 (who perished as @Nekromantik for our sins and then came back to us)?

I need to resurrect like 5 more times to get rid of Kiwi's sins.

 

[Y2K Baby]

There is the @BOLDYSPICY! cult that worships trains and poisonous edible fish. Although it has had a reformation through the influence of @Desire Lines and the pixel pupper being added to the pantheon.

I like @BOLDYSPICY!

 

[Monika H.]

I need to resurrect like 5 more times to get rid of Kiwi's sins.

There is an ongoing theological debate whenever you are the Holy Mother or the Spirit. The Church is already facing a schism...

EDIT: Now a guy has put 95 thesis on the Cathedral's door...

 

[Red Hood]

A @The Real Official Adam cult where followers just A-Log @FROG day and night.

@Y2KKK Baby is the cult about Texas. Everything's bigger, you don't mess with us, and it's like a whole other country.

And sentences are rarely more than 5 words long in Y2Texas.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

It's a Sunday night, we are all in an abandoned, decrepit restaurant. There are 19 of us, we normally have 22 but Jack was sick, Dylan has the night shift, and Juan's dead.
We're all wearing green and black robes, and the smell of cooking meat is in the air. It's brisket this time, but it changes every week. It makes the dog, also wearing a robe, drool.
We carry out the cake, the cake to end all cakes. It's like the cake from "Matilda" but bigger. Chocolate on chocolate, it take four of us to bear it on the poles of the palanquin it rests upon.
And then another palanquin is carried out, this time covered. We chant a quick prayer, and unveil the fat woman.
She is absurdly fat, barely fits in the palanquin. She has been starved all day long for this moment.
@Null walks through the door, holding a machete. He cuts a large piece of cake, and shoves it into the fatty's gaping maw.
With the ceremony over, the rest of us help ourselves to the brisket and BBQ sauce. Except for Bobby, who's doctor told him to stay away from meat due to heart issues. The dog has his bowl filled.
All the while, our Dear Leader is shoveling cake into the mouth of the land whale. With an actual shovel.
After the meeting's over, we all pack up, say our goodbyes, and promise to meet again next week.

I'm sorry I wrote that.

 

[Syaoran Li]

@Randall Fragg will start his own cult based out of the ruins of Las Vegas and be known as The Walkin' Dude.

It will be based on order, decency, and making fun of autists. Also, @Adamska will be his right-hand man (think Lloyd Henreid in The Stand) and they will have sermons making fun of stupidity in tabletop RPG's.

All the episodes of Dice Scum will be converted into print format and made into holy books for the cult.

But if Randall Fragg is The Walkin' Dude and Adamska is Lloyd, who will be The Trashcan Man?

 

[Y2K Baby]

A @The Real Official Adam cult where followers just A-Log @FROG day and night.

And sentences are rarely more than 5 words long in Y2Texas.

Brevity is the soul of

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

A @The Real Official Adam cult where followers just A-Log @FROG day and night.

And sentences are rarely more than 5 words long in Y2Texas.

All pronouns are You & Y’all. Mandatory double open carry, and mandatory concealed carry.