Make a cult about another Kiwi

[Vampirella]

@Heinrich Himmler and the cult of good feels. We hang out at airports dressed in SS uniforms, and hand out flowers with little notes attached to them that have uplifting messages. Our greeting is Hallo Hallo.

 

[AF 802]

@Dink Smallwood would start a cult where everyone has to cosplay as Cirno and yell about niggers.

 

[jewelry investor]

@Heinrich Himmler would obviously be one of those Nazi nudist cults

 

[Libtard-Wrecking Krogoth]

no mention of @Shiversblood yet?

 

[Niggernerd]

@Heinrich Himmler
Where everyone has to be Bob Ross levels of happy and we all enjoy anime together whilst drawing happy nii-chans

 

[Syaoran Li]

Not gonna lie, I'm curious to know what my fellow Kiwis think a cult run by me would look like...

 

[Niggernerd]

Not gonna lie, I'm curious to know what my fellow Kiwis think a cult run by me would look like...

Year long Civil War reenactments and we have to capture lolcows and pillage people's moms.

 

[MediocreMilt]

A @Ron /pol/ sex cult where we all stop posting in threads because we "have sex".

 

[UA 674]

A @Ron /pol/ sex cult where we all stop posting in threads because we "have sex".

With everyone else's mom.

 

[Tetra]

a @Prussian Blue cult where everyone aggressively greets newfags

An @ICameToplaY cult where everyone lives in bus and watches anime all day.

sounds like hell

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

My own cult of which I'm the only member

 

[Rand /pol/]

An @Corbin Dallas Multipass and @Sprig of Parsley cult where everyone is gay and has gay sex all day because they have the big gay.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

An @Corbin Dallas Multipass and @Sprig of Parsley cult where everyone is gay and has gay sex all day because they have the big gay.

Doth thou desire the power?

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

a @Prussian Blue cult where everyone aggressively greets newfags




sounds like hell

Everyone must have fun and stay safe.

 

[JULAY]

@paintingatree should have a cult.

 

[BoingoTango]

An @Corbin Dallas Multipass and @Sprig of Parsley cult where everyone is gay and has gay sex all day because they have the big gay.

Maybe they can discuss how gross vaginas are, and how they like guys instead of girls because girls are icky.

 

[User names must be unique]

@Null is a timewalking prophet, thoughout history he has been there guiding and shaping humanity

laughing at our sins and providing us with milk

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

An @Corbin Dallas Multipass and @Sprig of Parsley cult where everyone is gay and has gay sex all day because they have the big gay.

Awww man, I saw I was mentioned in a "make a cult about another kiwi" thread and thought it would be funny. This is a bit disappointing.

It's funny that a random collection of the forum's posters think I'm a woman hating incel. Like some people seem legit mad about their imagined version of my opinion on shit.

I propose a @Ron /pol/ and @Dynastia cult of increasingly low effort shitposters. Where they live their life by the code of the low effort troll, in every aspect of life. Muttering comments to bank tellers and cashiers that leave them scratching their heads, just generally leaving people with the impression of "Wait what? Were they serious?"

I'll leave it to you guys to figure out how to monetize it. I mean what the hell is the point of a cult where you're not getting rich?

 

[dunbrine47]

@Techpriest and the hat munching order.

 

[PL 001]

@Sprig of Parsley is the leader of a clandestine society known as The Order of the Herbal Hearts. They perform cloak and dagger brainwashing techniques in order to get Chris to eat more vegetables.

It hasn't been a huge success, but THEY'RE WORKIN ON IT!!!