Make a new rule against doxing Kiwi Farms users

[TV's Adam West]

Heads up summerboy, you have to ask Null to delete your account.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Everytime someone votes yes this picture gets posted

 

[Diabeetus]

My parents had me circumcised so that it would be easier to wash my penis. I feel ashamed because circumsision was supposed to end when Jesus Christ replaced it with baptism when Christianity began.

You and @*Asterisk* would be very good friends, I can tell.

 

[Bad Gateway]

When you say you'll do ANYTHING, OP, do you really mean it?

 

[Suburban Bastard]

I can use a sharpie and label my penis with JH. I can do a penis dance that I can make a pornhub video of. Of course the video will hide my face. It might arouse gay men and straight women here.

Already admitting you'll just download a pornhub video, upload it on a new account, and claim it's you.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I'll ban anyone who posts the picture, but I want a sharpie in the pooper with a timestamp.

 

[Vampirella]

Heads up summerboy, you have to ask Null to delete your account.

He already did that once, and came back.

 

[NerdShamer]

Everytime someone votes yes this picture gets posted

Who is this guy, again?

 

[I Love Beef]

Oh wait, I have a better rule and addition to the terms of condition. It's called "All users on Kiwi Farms are responsible for their own upkeep and maintainance of their own Information Security".

I'm probably tempting fate, but if you're such an ignorant dumbass to where you so much as use usernames and emails you use for other sites or even personal use like colleges and banks, or even shit like Gaia Online, to use on Kiwi Farms, you don't read the loud and strictly warning fine print that you will be targeted if you join here, and don't get a job to pay for a VPN, you kind of deserve to be doxxed, just to show you that there are consequences for using this place.

This place isn't even Darkweb or Undernet, but having decided to want to walk the entire way down the dark road to power and payback through the internet, I've learned you'd best cover your ass if you walk this way. Infosec is suicide to skimp over, and as the Great October Hax of 2019 has observed, even plenty old users are not as savvy as they thought they were. Don't come crying if you had a serving of humble pie. Tough shit, but that's just how it goes here.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Here’s a deal. If the pictures get removed, I will send a picture of my penis. I will only do it after the pictures are removed.

I don’t think you understand the concept of making a deal. You trade what people actually want.

 

[WeeMars]

The fact that you even suggest this is concerning.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Will the age of peace in 2038 decreed by God only occur once we remove doxxxes from this website and we convert to Catholicism?

The age of peace will be caused by the Y2K38 bug. Sapient robots may be involved.

 

[SofondaCox]

But people can use the pictures to find additional personal information. The user who posted my picture claimed that he found my address and information about my dad. He got the wrong address and wrong dad but it shows how much of a risk having pictures on the Internet is.

There is a risk that someone from my college could go on this site, find the picture, and then tell everyone on campus and tell everyone here my real name.

You did this. You doxed yourself. Nobody else is responsible. It is you alone who incurred these risks, and you did so voluntarily. There's no dialogue to be had, unless it is with yourself.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Something I could have never understood is that if the point is not to harass or encourage the harassment of Lolcows, users, other people, etc why post dox in the first place? Doxing is such an integral part of this website but we're supposed to pretend that nothing happens when people get doxed. Yeah, often nothing does nothing happen, but still.

Like, kind of pick one or the other. Is it just some legal loophole? Or is Null trying to teach us all some kind of Aesop's Fable about how having your info online isn't the end of the world?

I don't get it.

Because most people aren't good at tolling and just come up with stupid cringy shit.

 

[mr.moon1488]

I can use a sharpie and label my penis with JH. I can do a penis dance that I can make a pornhub video of. Of course the video will hide my face. It might arouse gay men and straight women here.

 

[slimes]

I can use a sharpie and label my penis with JH. I can do a penis dance that I can make a pornhub video of. Of course the video will hide my face. It might arouse gay men and straight women here.

Implying that the rhythmless thrusting of your pasty hips would arouse anyone is the real crime here

 

[AlphaChamaeleon]

When you say you'll do ANYTHING, OP, do you really mean it?

Yes. What exactly do you guys want me to do in exchange for the pictures getting removed? Different users asked me to do different things.

 

[KittyGremlin]

At first I laughed but then as I read I've started to genuinely feel sorry for our special friend.

Please stop doing this, don't send a pic of your pecker, you will regret it.

Get off Kiwifarms.

Get off the Internet.

Get a hobby.

 

[ThePurpleProse]

Yes. What exactly do you guys want me to do in exchange for the pictures getting removed? Different users asked me to do different things.

Post pics of your family members, naked only if 18+.

 

[AlphaChamaeleon]

At first I laughed but then as I read I've started to genuinely feel sorry for our special friend.

Please stop doing this, don't send a pic of your pecker, you will regret it.

Get off Kiwifarms.

Get off the Internet.

Get a hobby.

I will leave very soon if the pictures are not removed. Having very personal information exposed a is worse than an anonymous penis so it would be a necessary trade off if the community so desires I do it. But of course, I would only do it after every single picture of me is removed so that it would be anonymous.