Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I'll give you sniz for your kin

 

[Tranhuviya]

Ey, baby, how about we plunge straight into your uncanny valley?

 

[Ido]

I put the "STD" in "STUD" now all I need is "U"

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I'd do you.

 

[Not-NiGHTS]

I would be fairly content in allowing you to fuck me as long as no STDs are recieved.

 

[Aquinas]

'ey bb, u wan sum fuk?

 

[The Knife]

'ey bb, u wan sum fuk?

I want Summa your Theologica in my pants.

 

[MalWart]

I have a knife between my legs, so watch out!

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I know you wanna have more than a little bit'o that'a pizzazz in my pants~

 

[Admiral Piett]

I think you need to start numbering the state of this dick.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

Is that ur boat, our r u happy 2 see me??????

 

[Wildchild]

I don't understand what a pick up line is, but in Videogames when you kill something then sometimes it tells you to press X to loot.

So, I would say my pickup line would be "Press X to search."

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I wanna guzzle you down~

 

[Wildchild]

I wanna guzzle you down~

I don't understand what that means.

 

[drtoboggan]

I dropped my monster condom I use on my magnum dong.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I don't understand what that means.

You ninja'd me.

Anyways, I WANNA EAT YOUR GARBAGE

 

[Wildchild]

I dropped my monster condom I use on my magnum dong.

Condiments are yummy on hot dogs, I like hot dogs with Mustard, and onions and relish.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Hi, I'm Wildchild!

 

[Globe]

I did drugs with Jello Biafra once

 

[Wildchild]

Jello is yummy. I like Jello because it's squishy.