Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

[skiddlez]

Hello human female, I would like to take you home and not feed you broken glass.

 

[Teri-Teri]

If I freeze, it's not a computer virus; I was stunned by your beauty.

 

[Monika H.]

You came to play, I play to come.

 

[Reynard]

I have a house in South America ready for our honeymoon.

 

[TheClorax]

Let’s go fuck and shoot up a school.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Ayy bby lemme blow my phazon all over them energy tanks.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

What's a girl gotta do to get some E-bone in her Tut?

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[Nekromantik]

I think I got a fever, let me bend over so you can take my temperature.

 

[Teri-Teri]

Wanna make a porno together?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I have a bara kink :3

 

[Tetra]

I have a bara kink :3

You may look uncanny, but I want you to be my fanny<3

 

[8777BB5]

I can fuck your pain away

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Wanna 69 up my BB5?

 

[Ilovecum]

Wanna 69 up my BB5?

I normally don't fuck furries..but what a vixen you are I wanna chase your tail tonight...

 

[RIP_SANITY]

Hey baby, you wanna taste my naked snake? ACKACKACKACK

 

[Monolith]

Hey, do like tentacles? Because I know just the R'lyeht place to find them.

 

[Teri-Teri]

You're flawless like a diamond.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Maybe I can take you home and see what's under that mask of yours.

 

[Blender]

You're death? Nice, some relatives of mine died. What are you doing tonight? Please say me.

 

[Reynard]

Blend me up, baby~