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[RI 360]

Big Baby Jesus? More like big dick, Jeeesus.

 

[GS 281]

hey i been looking to be embarrassed and have all my personal secrets shared with the community, wanna see my dick?

 

[DatBepisTho]

So I herd u liek p0nies. Wanna ride mine? ;D

 

[ShittyRecolor]

So I herd u liek p0nies. Wanna ride mine? ;D

How about we...

..together?

 

[GS 281]

you have balls on your chin... thats all i got

 

[Infidel]

@yawning sneasel
Giddy up on my sweet ass, pony boy

 

[RI 360]

Infidel... ity is my specialty.

 

[Lorento]

Infidel... ity is my specialty.

I hear you're seeking work. Well do I have a job for you!

 

[Syaoran Li]

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

 

[Witlich]

It's time to duel! You get the whips and I'll get the ball gags.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Clever Girl

 

[Ido]

I'd love to spend Valiantines day with you.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Ido want to take you for a while ride

 

[Syaoran Li]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself getting in your pants.

 

[HY 140]

I like little boys, but you'll have to do

 

[ShittyRecolor]

Hey there, want me to be your... Winslet Wrangler?

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

If I buy you Chick-fil-a, will I get chick-fi-laid?

 

[Fareal]

I have alcohol, food and will consent to a reasonable variety of sexual activity. I was born and remain female.

 

[Eggplant]

Hey sugar, want some icing for that cupcake~?

 

[Ntwadumela]

Come to Butthead, uhuhuhuhuhu