Make an Oompa Loompa song

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Oompa Loompa Doopity dee
Trump is your president, please try not to ree

You really should just try to relax
This is how people have heart attacks

Oompa Loompa, doopity doo
This is our polite message for you

If you choose to ignore our words
You will wind up caged like a bird
 
Oompa Loompa doopity-doo
I've got a truth bomb dropping on you.
Oompa Loompa doopity-dee
If you are red-pilled listen to me.

Women will say they want a man who's not bad.
But all they will do is go and fuck Chad.
Roast flaps are stretched thin and smell like the rot.
Boys you should stay away from that thot.

Oompa Loompa doopity-REEEE
Now you can think and now you can see
You will live with virginity too
Just like the Oompa Loompa doopity-doooooo.
 
Oompa Loompa doopity dunes,
Always avoid the danger-haired troons.

Oompa Loompa doopity douse,
Chances are they make good lol-cows.

What do you get when these persons go "REE"?
Something more fun than the stuff on TV.
Where can you find this emotional feat?
Go to the place where they... post... tweets.
Don't forget to archive it!

Oompa Loompa doopity dar,
Never troon out and you will go far.
You will live in happiness, too.
Like the Oompa Loompas doopity do.
 
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