Hey guys have you heard of this cool obscure japanamation show called neo gensis evengelon, it Hella smart and better than any lameo shit made in the land of baka gaijins. It's about a guy need shinji who's gets this cool robot from his daddy gwedo but he doesn't want to pilot it because he's a whiner pussy but then they say a blue haired who's totally fucked and pissing in a bag will have to do so he gets in the robot but he sucks at because he's a bitch but he some how makes the robot go into super mode and he beats the shit out of the angel, oh yea the big enemys are called angles for some reason and explode into cool crosses, it cool symbolism with a deep mean that I totally get but it would probably go over your dumb baka gajijn head because you only watch American cartoons like pokemon. Anyway he then wakes up in a hospital which he Hates because they make him horny and then the smoking hot purple haired lady picks him to to live with her, see the lady who first picked him up and got him to the robot for the good guys called nerve who are bunch of cyborg guys who latter turn into big black rectangles like that thing from 2001 you know that movie where those guys go into space while listening to shitty old music and that cool robot named Dave tires to kill the space dude, anyway the hot purple hair lady let's him live with her and shinji being a pussy never tried to bang her even though she wears Jean shorts and it totally hot. There's is a penguin. Eventually he has to go to school and some forum user in a track suit and his nerd side kick punches him for some reason, I forgot why, shinji just takes like a fag but then when he uses his cool robot he saves the guys who become his friend because his robot is so cool. There also a blue haired chick with with like zero emotion who's totes sus and shinji sees her naked and touches her boob but instead of being like I would and saying some cool romantic one liner her bitch out and let's the bitch slap him if some bitch slap me I would deck her I mean I'm a feminist and a nice guy but you just have to defend your self sometimes. Anyway ray the Bleu gurl has the hot for shininijis day because he saved her one from the robot tube but shinji put that aside so they can fight a cool pyramid angle that shoot gaint lazers that go VUSHHH and BWAAA and metals though shit they lose super hard because shinjis retarded but they make a super sniper gun that uses all the power in japan to no scope whil Rey uses lame sheild because she sucks after ward she smiles and like shinji. Eventually a new lady appears in some boat from Germany with who had red hair and Is just a huge bitch she thinks she's the best and can beat all the angles shure shinjijijiji kinda sucks but she's a women so of course she's worser well the forum user sees her vagina so he shows her his penis and it hilarious. For some reason the red hair ahska starts to live with sanji even though she came to Japan with her dad who some dude with a button up who totally banged the hot purple lady because who wouldn't. Anyway ahska totally fucks up afight with a angle that splits into 2 angels because she sucks and her and shinj have to become dance partners to kill them at the same time or some shit so they start doing stuff together not like doing stuff together but shit like competitive twister and angrily toothbrushing which is just a waste of time teeth ate bones and anyone who says they need be regularly brushed is just a retarded Anyway they beat the robot buy kicking them like some lame power rangers. There was also some other robot that just kinda walked forward it was lame so I just skipped that episode. Anyway the three people just fight robots foe a bit rey still doesn't cheer up and red bitch starts fighting with Rey because she's a bitxh. Eventually the forum user gets his own robot but I think some alien virus or something infects it I dunno i was making a hot pocket and shinji has to kill him but can't because he's a bithc so his dad use a remote control and does it him self. Shinji gets butt hurt he just quits and runs away again I forgot to mention after he got punched he ran a way for a bit and just rode the subway and chilled in some porno theather before coming back I forgot to mention it because it was so lame and boring and had no point but he runs away again but comes back because another angle kills the the red robot and hurts Rey it look like it killed her but she's back jn the next episode so I guess she used an electors seat off camera maybe it has line about it in the Japanese people said to watch it sub but I'm not some fucking nerd who read tvs show its not a fuck gay ass book it's a show. Well apperatetly ashka dad died or something after banging the hot purple lady he got shot by her blond friend for some reason probably because women are just jealous whore who only chase after jerks and already married people instead of nice people who would treat then right like me. Aska is so sad her dad who she want to bang you see that bald old dude fraud said all lady's want to band there dad because the want to have a dick I know it sounds weird but it real science and the shows not creepy ot just to smart for dumb America who would rather watch foot ball and than shinji finds like some secret hatch in the robot and gets stuck in it for a couple day or something I dunno it was weird I totally understand what was happening but I know it would be to smart for you so I won't waste my time. Anyway for some reason everyone moved away so shinji is the only guy left because Rey saw a bunch of robots that looked like her and destroyed them while the bitch is just taking a really long bath so some fag appears and starts hitting on shin because he's clearly a fag to but at the end he's totally a angle and he take control of the red robot to attack the white giant dude who was at the bottom of the city and shiji grabs him but doesn't want to kill him even though he's clearly the bad guy but he had to much rizz so it takes like 2 minutes while gay as music plays for shinji to kill him. He kills him and the show is basically over there 2 more episodes but it was just them talking in a tain while text I couldn't read appeared so I just skipped though and didn't see anything important. This is the end if my essay I hope you enjoy read this as much is I enjoyed writing it.
P.s. purple lady is best waifu if you disagree you're are a fag come at me bro.
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