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A slice of life anime about a bunch of people on a website where they watch people on the internet make asses of themselves and laugh at them.

Then it slowly gets dark and people start to dox and backstab each other. Leading to blood, tears, and even more laughter.

Then at the end, they all must band together to save the universe from a giant depressed looking frog and a giant screeching banshee with multicolored hair. They all meet each other in real life, realize how alike they all are in the worst way possible, put aside their differences and destroy the two titans.

The anime ends on a cliffhanger showing a man in yellow armor staring across the horizon. But the show never gets renewed for a second season because nobody watched it so we never see what happens to everyone.
 
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An anime about the stereotypical protagonist from a toy-boardgame-hybrid adnime who blindly believes in made up bullshit a la "heart of the cards" and sees himself as the best player in the world. But, everytime he tries to play a match he gets his ass kicked by neckbeards who actually know how to play the game and never learns from his mistakes.

Edit: In a nutshell, Pokemon but self-aware.
 
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An action-comedy anime about moe anthropomorphic army men, think along the lines of Toy Story meets Girls und Panzer, but with infantry instead of tanks.

Later on, you'll see living wargaming miniatures and other figures of a similar nature.

The opening song would be a J-Pop cover of CCR's "Fortunate Son" and the ending credits song would be a Japanese-language cover of "Ducks of Magheralin".
 
Cute girls doing cute things with yuri subtext that never pays off so otaku can still pretend they’re pure maidens so it’s acceptable to masturbate to them and pretend to be their boyfriends.

What? I like money. That shit sells, yo.

For the American dub, I’d make it a gag dub. Like Ghost Stories. For the intro stinger, I’d have the whole female cast say something like “if you pirated this anime, your cock and balls will fall off and anime will never be real” or something funny throwing shade at people who didn’t buy my amazing anime. I’d dictate that some of the jokes would have to be about how everyone is sexually frustrated because they’re all huge dykes but no one is able to munch carpet since that negatively impacts sales.
 
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A plot similar to Japan Summons, an isekai which is about the entire country of Japan transported to an alternate fantasy world. Except make it a comedic one with an almost anthology and somewhat Rashomon like narrative that involves different stories around this fantasy world, Japan's citizens, the US troops in Okinawa and their families, tourists, foreign workers, and some reality show contestants on one of the Ryukyu islands and these stories intertwine and connect. The central characters are a JSDF captain, a few Japanese high schoolers, a US soldier and his family, a young empress, a mage and a paladin, with this we have the perspectives of some older characters and younger ones, with a mix of a few shounen and shoujo tropes. Filler episodes would be about how other inhabitants of Japan are coping and how the inhabitants of this fantasy world are learning. With some meta humor added, with otakus and anti-weebs clashing, and the reality show confessional scenes almost breaking the 4th wall at times, almost showing self-awareness ie them calling for help(GET ME OUTTA THIS SHOW), or critiquing/sperging/yelling at the absurdities of JRPGs and isekai anime.
 
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Here's another idea: a satire of those shonen tournament fighting anime, but with a twist: a certain tournament was bought by a kooky billionaire that wants to turn the tournament into a mainstream entertainment show, with fake fights, storylines and characters with an almost reality TV and sports entertainment feel. It also leads to him hiring people that know nothing about fighting as writers and make some screwy clowny shit. Traditional fighters try to stop it, and they have to get through these fake fighters, writers and a crazy internet fanbase this new form of entertainment has spawned:

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BRO!

And there's a subplot about detractors whether fighters, or sportspeople or angry internet fans who rant how they hate this show


 
An isekai where a man gets run over by truck and reincarnated as cockroach. The things, all his knowledge of isekai is wasted as this world he ends up in is the screwed up world of insects. No amount of bug waifus will save him now.
 
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An anime in which the protagonist outright calls out his society's nihilistic and fatalist views and rejects the prospect of become a villain or anti-hero, even after horrible things have happened to him and his friends. He instead remains a hero so that he doesn't inflict the same pain upon other people as others have on him and his loved ones.

Basically a giant fuck you to all the edgy, "The world is cruel and awful, so it's okay if we're assholes." and the "It doesn't matter if what I do effects other people, I'm the one that feels bad about it." philosophy that seems to have been floating around anime lately.
 
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I'd want to make something fun in the vein of 90s anime. A tribute to all the shit I watched as a kid. Take Sailor Moon, Dragonball, Transformers, and Powerpuff Girls and ram them all together into one bright, colorful, action-packed seizure inducer!

Basic premise:
Imagine a guy who is basically Goku but as smart as he is strong. Earth's greatest superhero who has saved the human race more times than most people care to count. But the guy has protected us for over 100 years, despite his superpowers and vitality he's getting old and slowing down. Realizing he can't protect us forever he holds a sort of worldwide superhero tryout, but that quickly falls apart as it becomes apparent that the next most powerful heroes on the planet can't work together well enough to replace him.
So he decides to implement that giant IQ of his and resolves to build the next generation of Earth's protectors. In this case he designs 3 cute teenage girl androids designed to work perfectly together as a team, each complimenting the others and making up for their weaknesses. He considers them his daughters, never having had kids of his own. He even tries to give them as much of a normal life as possible, enrolling them in the local girl's academy despite them all being far smarter than every teacher in the school combined.

I wouldn't try to focus on delivering a message or making a statement, I just want to see cute girls beat the shit out of aliens and giant robots while dealing with occasional school shit and having to interact with the other students despite being absurdly stronger and smarter than them. Just fun, crazy adventures.
 
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This game is basically about citizens trying to escape a city ravaged by battles between giant monsters, kaiju, robots, and heroes from the famous live-action and animated Japanese series Godzilla, the Ultra Series, Gamera, Patlabor, and Neon Genesis Evangelion. Every on of these stories from the perspective of the people caught in the crossfire. Hence the tagline: "This is not the story of some hero. This is your story."

Except here's what this idea would be: basically the same premise with an almost anthology and somewhat Rashomon like and even Pulp Fiction narrative that involves different stories and character perspectives around these battles and they stories intertwine and connect similar to Saw. And some characters go crazy and turn on each other ala Cube 1997. Or some of them become fatalists, or some military folks try to get data on the monsters and robots, and some citizens and journalists try to get info Cloverfield style.
 
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Maybe an anime version of drawn together with either the current smash roster or a bunch of anime character knock offs, ask me about some running jokes for either of them
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I'd also like an anime adaptation of Friday The 13th done in the style of the gritty and edgy OVA's from the 80's and 90's
 
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