Make your own TDS headline. - If you try hard enough you might get a job as jornalist.

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Diabolic diabetic

Better dead than red, better red than redditor
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Create a good or neutral scenario (doesn't even need to be retalate trump) and twist it into a TDS headline.

Inspired by these post on the Trump derangement syndrome thread:
What do you people think the media would report if, say, Trump resurrected someone to the prime of their youth?

"Trump displays naked disdain for the natural disorder, experts also claim evidence he may be a pedophile. Sources say..."

"Trump denies man rest after long life, forces him to relive painful early 20s after desecrating corpse"

Trump causes increase in human overpopulation and climate change. Women and minorities hardest hit.

"Trump resurrects former prostitute back to youth for the purpose of fornication."

"Donald Trump resurrects man who has connections in Russia"
 
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Fascist President traps opposition party in country until they give in to his demands.
 
Brave journalist receives praise and abuse after article about Trump Russia link goes viral!
"As a minority and a woman it is my duty to stand up against internet trolls. I really appreciate the supportive readers who helped me get through these hard times."
 
Trump find the cure for cancer

"President Trump puts thousands of talented researches out of a job"
 
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