MAKING HEALTHY CHANGES!!!!!

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formerfatcow

formerfatcow

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Nothing interesting. AL struggles to walk for 20 minutes, eats a baked sweet potato, eats chicken and pasta, eats Mexican food, and is hot wherever she goes.
 
That thumbnail is great. Always opening that mouth so wide to cram food.

Ew Eric let her cram those swamp feet into his shoes? Burn them, bro.

And wait, she has asthma? Has she ever mentioned that before?
 
The best part is AL filming Eric eating Raisinettes and he's like, "It's OK, I'll get you later."

I also love how Eric totally called her out on walking Twinkie. She has been claiming for the past year that she walks her thrice daily at 10 min. intervals. Eric is like, "I finally got her to come out for a walk." And it's so obvious she's never walked down the street before, doesn't know how long 10 min feels like, and didn't even have shoes she could walk in. I wonder what happened to her sneakers, the ones she wore at Pride.

I feel like Amber doesn't really like Eric, but puts up with him because she's in his home. She really seemed to mean it when she called him an "Athletic asshole" for being to walk down the street without getting winded. I'm sure he's looking forward to his 4 days away from her.

Speaking of which, what the F was that pile of trash at Rafe's house? Those bitches are filthy, living in piles of trash, and keeping an Amberlynn on a bare mattress...no wonder Rarity came crawling back with kitty lickins and affection, she's like, get me the hell outta here!
 
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Oh lord. She's so fucking vapid. It gets more and more exhausting to listen to her. I don't know why I'm sticking around here.
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How about that big fucking trash hoarding pile in Hannah and Rafe's house? Poor kitties. Also seeing Erik in that adventure time onesy makes me feel yucky. yucky like i'm seeing something i shouldn't be. yikes. yuck.

edit: LOL just noticed all that trash is sitting on a treadmill
 
Are Hannah and Rafe hoarders? What's with that room that Amber was in, a mattress with no sheets and a million boxes stacked up? Why would she let Wasabi around that, I feel like s/he could get hurt climbing around that mess.

Edit: Oops, I just realized I was ninja'd by stronkwonk.

Anyways, did anyone catch Amber saying that she wishes she lived in Lexington? Foreshadowing for when Eric and his husband kick her out, maybe? I have a feeling her little healthy and 'productive' life plans are going to be ruined real soon, either by Becky breaking up with her, her being kicked out, or something else.

& She said she's buying the Iphone X in November. Wow. Where is she getting all this money?
 
I agree, the healthy changes seem like a last-ditch effort to save the relationship, like the presents with Destiny.

Working out at home would be a good start, she's def not ready for the gym, especially since she can't get there or fit in the machines. But she won't stick with it. If she does I'll eat my hat.

And didn't Francis Bean Cobain accuse Courtney Love of hoarding so much it killed their cat when it got trapped behind some boxes?
 
Any moderate exercise over 20 minutes will cause her body to stop burning calories in her stomach and instead use calories stored in her fat cells. She should probably catch up on her YouTube backlog while doing another walk when it's less hot and in the evening. I'm speeding all her videos up, it increases the entertainment value immensely and saves time having to listen to her prattle on about the mundane garbage.

I've also never seen a hippo walk on two legs in 1080p before, so that's something new!
 
Clown Baby said:
That thumbnail is great. Always opening that mouth so wide to cram food.
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She does it while talking, too. Maybe it's an irrational pet peeve, but people who casually talk with their mouth open that wide, like not during an impassioned speech or while yelling or something, always look like self-important idiots. You see it a lot during those 'regular jagoff on the street' interviews on local news.
 
Wow - I couldn't believe she was actually walking. I know all her Stans said "let's see you out walking". Though it took Eric to give her his shoes to get her going. Then she has to ruin the whole damn thing by going to a Mexican Restaurant with Becky and probably eating a pound of rice. Followed by a shot of a disgusting hoard at H&R's place, and a bed with no sheets. Who can live like that? And I'd like to know - why does she need to stay there for 3-4 days? We all know that healthy eating will go out the window, and we'll see drunk Amber on You Now Saturday night drinking straight from the bottle.
 
Gross. So many comments saying "good job" for walking 20 minutes and "proud of you!!!" for eating some spinnage. I'd agree if she did the same thing for a solid week of uploads, but this is one of many videos where she swears she'll stick to it, and proves she can't. We say it every time.

And oh... nice. Now she has a babysitter for Twinkie (Eric and husband) and her cats (Rafe and Hannah), so she can visit/squat when it suits her to alternate between which pets she pretends to give a shit about at any given time.
 
vodka said:
Are Hannah and Rafe hoarders? What's with that room that Amber was in, a mattress with no sheets and a million boxes stacked up? Why would she let Wasabi around that, I feel like s/he could get hurt climbing around that mess.
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Not to defend Hannah and Rafe, but don't they live with her grandmother or something as her caretaker? Possible its her stuff and she won't let them do anything, or maybe they feel like they can't because its hers?

I might be remembering wrong the housing situation.
 
Rotogravure said:
Not to defend Hannah and Rafe, but don't they live with her grandmother or something as her caretaker? Possible its her stuff and she won't let them do anything, or maybe they feel like they can't because its hers?

I might be remembering wrong the housing situation.
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No, that's right. Solid theory.

hotcheetospuffs said:
And how are they both affording new iphones without jobs? Grifts?
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Went ahead and ftfy.
 
I ordered my Hamberlynn with a side of veggies and was shocked to find the dish ate the side.

I want a refund.
 
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