Interesting thumbnail there.
Notice how her left foot is bent. It looks like the side of her foot touches the ground instead of the sole. Thanks to an image posted later, I can see that I was wrong.
10:22 min video, 6 ads.
- The video starts with our
gurl outside, and out of breath while standing. The car is back!
- She missed her "baby" (the car). Amber states, so there is no mistake, that the car is HERS. "You can get a car and not have a license". Of interest is the fact that she never said "I bought" or "I paid for" the car. It's hers because she said so, OK?
- What an exciting life Amber lives. They're going to the movies - again. It also feels good outside. Whatever.
- Well, how's that for a change? They ate out - again. Before the movie, where they'll probably get some snacks.
- Silly me, thinking the changes used in the title was that they ate before the movie instead of after. No, Amber is doing real changes, like walking in the parking lot.
Amber said:
like people have given me the add-vice where you can walk inside of them
- We're gifted with a few seconds of sped-up footage of a very fat penguin walking. Sorry, my glasses were dirty. It's actually Amber waddling. She said she thinks she walked really fast (no, it was the editing). She's sweaty and completely out of breath, sitting inside the car and bragging about walking a "really big circle" for 8 minutes. Don't worry though, this time she didn't have a "hardcore asthma attack" like she did the day before.
Note: before she started walking, Amber said "the movie doesn't start for over an hour", and used that excuse to kill some time by walking. I wonder what they'll do with with the extra 52+ minutes until the movie...
- Dr Amber MD, figured out why she had the hardcore asthma attack. She's pretty sure it was because "
a mixture of the wind it was super windy and I was walking with tons of trees and field and stuff"
Amberism of the day: "I was walking with tons of trees and field and stuff". Was she carrying the trees and field and stuff, or where the trees and field and stuff walking along with her?
![:\](/styles/custom/emotes/svg/chris-confused.svg "Confused :\")
- Holly fuck! She
walked for
8 (eight) minutes and her heart rate went up to
158! According to her she took around 900 to 1000 steps.
- She mentions "I was just trying to spare some time". Aka, they have time to spare until the movie starts. Does this count as another Amberism? Anyway, she mentions that the gym is nearby, but going there to just do a little bit of walking is stupid (because...I have no idea).
- Man...this video is the gift that keeps on giving in terms of Amberisms. She forces Becky to join in the ass patting and says "I could have went" (to a store). She could have spent tons of money at T.J. Maxx, but instead she chose "a positive".
- OMG! Their lives are so interesting and exciting that Becky needs to take a picture of a destroyed shopping cart. Riveting... (note to self: must...not...powerlevel) Ahem. Yeah, very exciting. Amber spent around 40 seconds showing and talking about the cart.
- Oh, fuck me sideways! She went into Kroger and:
Amber said:
I was literally gonna walk to her (Kroger) what(when) a bunch of subscribers saw me it was so amazing and they wanted pictures of me and stuff like it made my day
Note: the above quote is a copypasta of the transcription, so some of the stuff doesn't make sense. I added the words between the parenthesis.
- So, I'm not sure I understand what Amber says next. She claims they were going to Kroger but they now close early, so they're going to Walmart. I'm unsure if they're going to Walmart instead, or if they are also going to Walmart.
Personal note: Kroger stores close at 10:00PM. A few minutes earlier in this video Amber shows the movie theater. I'm guessing they ate and then parked near the theater to wait (and walk). I'm not sure if this segment was filmed before or after the movie, but it looks to be the same parking lot.
- Inside Walmart Amber has an existential crisis. A "friend" recommended that she gets a water bottle (because Amber doesn't have one of those, right?). The fucking thing cost almost $23.00. Is Amber torn because of the price? Of course not! She doesn't know if she should get the black or the blue one.
- After what it felt like an eternity in Walmart hell ( a few seconds looking at water bottles) Amber finally notices the price tag - it's $23.00 for the "teal" and $15.00 for the black,
and for once, she makes the less bad choice and picks the black one. The right choice would be to say she has plenty of those back home and pick neither, but this is Amber we're talking about.
She chose the teal one...
- Showing off her purchases. Another transparent container to put "stuff" in. I bet is for cookies, candy or energy bars (or some other not-so-"healthy" food stuff she doesn't want to admit to eating on camera).
- Please, someone shoot me. I thought she was done with the shopping since she was showing off the mundane things she's buying, but she's not done yet. She needs to justify those 6 ads in this video, so we get a partial of what she's buying while Becky picks up fruit. But hey, Amber got celery.
- Another positive change, she finally got a lint roller.
- Oh, I was right about the jar. She got "protein bites", which I think is a fancy name for bite size energy bars and a box of cookies. Don't worry, though. The cookies are vegan, which means absolutely nothing when doing a weight loss diet. Sometimes vegan doesn't even mean something is healthy.
- Becky picks up a fruit and says something. Amber says: "it's not a peach, it's a tangerine?". Becky corrects her, it's a nectarine. Amber says: "I'm so dumb". I agree.
- But enough talking about what Becky says/wants. Back to Amber showing off her haul - the "protein bites" is displayed proudly. They're cake bites, but the box she held up also has the word "donut" on it. the box has 3 "cake bites", but going by the size of the box, I have to wonder how big a mouth has to be. They're "chocolate frosted donuts", btw. There is another box of those, and a box of cookies in the cart too. I guess the bag of celery, 3 bell peppers and sweet potatoes balance that, though.
- Amber spergs about nutrition and diet and my eyes rolled. It's painful.
- I've never been happier to get to the comment call-out. It means that I can finally stop watching. Her videos are getting more boring to watch (or maybe I've reached my limit with her bullshit).
One final personal note: I haven't watched as many videos as other people here, but I don't remember ever seeing a video where Amber gloats about her purchases before hitting the cash register, and I find this odd.
She either had a lot more shopping to do - stuff she doesn't want people to know about, like all the trash she eats between "healthy" meals (which she calls binges), or the "shopping" was just a filler to make the video long enough, and they left without buying anything.
