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Man chain-smokes his way through marathon​


Alice Murphy
Wed, November 16, 2022 at 7:59 a.m.·1 min read

Man chain-smokes his way through marathon

A chain-smoking runner has completed a marathon in three hours and 28 minutes, all while dragging his way through a pack of cigarettes.

Uncle Chen, from Guangzhou, became a national celebrity on the Chinese social network Weibo after photos of him smokinhg while running the Xin’anjiang Marathon near Shanghai were uploaded after the event on November 6.

The cigarette-loving athlete finished in remarkable position, placing 574th out of more than 1,500 competitors.

Fans were quick to point out that it’s not the first time Chen has completed a marathon in his signature style.

Many dredged up pictures of him smoking while running the 2018 Guangzhou Marathon, as well as the 2019 Xiamen Marathon, , finishing the formerace in 3hrs 36mins and the latter in 3hrs 32mins.
Uncle Chen only smokes when he runs, according to the Hong Kong Standard.

His unusual habit is said to have earned him the nickname ‘smoking brother’ in Chinese running circles, local media reports.

While Chen delighted thousands on social media, some wondered if smoking during a marathon would constitute a doping violation.

Others were unimpressed, arguing that smoking should be banned from marathons, and that they felt sorry for his fellow runners.

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Twist ending: he mutated from covid so his lung capacity increases from smoking
 
While Chen delighted thousands on social media, some wondered if smoking during a marathon would constitute a doping violation.
Lol, what? Bugmen, have you tried running while actively smoking a cigarette? This dude had a level 10 handicap to his disadvantage, going into a fucking marathon, and he still finished it. Anyone saying anything about it being "doping" is just a limp wristed faggot who's jealous of the pure testosterone radiating from this man.
 
Hey, if Nicolino Locche was allowed to between rounds during his boxing career, I say this dude should get a pass too.
 
Lol, what? Bugmen, have you tried running while actively smoking a cigarette? This dude had a level 10 handicap to his disadvantage, going into a fucking marathon, and he still finished it. Anyone saying anything about it being "doping" is just a limp wristed faggot who's jealous of the pure testosterone radiating from this man.
If you can remain competitive while treating your body like a landfill, then you are a true athlete. See also: John Daly, Babe Ruth, Bartolo Colon.
 
The chain-smoking Chinese guys are the good ones.

Back when I was in college I worked with a Chinese guy who was from Malaysia. We used to bet on the most ridiculous shit during our smoke breaks, like which bus route would be the next one to show up. Those guys love to gamble.

Used to play pranks too, but had to stop that after some nutjob girl we hired cried about it.
 
If you can remain competitive while treating your body like a landfill, then you are a true athlete. See also: John Daly, Babe Ruth, Bartolo Colon.
Don't forget that tennis player who beat the Williams sisters. Man loved his shandies and smokes in between tennis sets.
 
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Perhaps he would run faster with marijuana cigarettes.
 
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