UN Man shot dead over 'nice bum' comment - I think we need to see further evidence of this woman's arse...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-46198536

An electrician was shot dead in a row that started over comments about a woman's "nice bum", a court heard.

John Pordage, 34, died after being shot at a BP petrol station in Chelmsford, Essex, on 5 August last year.

Woolwich Crown Court heard that Bradley Blundell shot Mr Pordage in the chest after he was called "the Milkybar Kid".

Mr Blundell, 19, denies murder, conspiring to pervert the course of justice and possession of a firearm with intent to endanger life.

Jurors heard that Mr Pordage was at the Baddow Road garage with a friend in the early hours of the morning when one of them made the "nice bum" comment about another driver, Ella Colgate.

Prosecution Tracy Ayling QC said this led to an argument with Mr Blundell and another passenger in Miss Colgate's car, which ended with Mr Pordage being shot in the chest.

She said the defendant's anger "spilled over" after either Mr Pordage, who lived in Galleywood, Essex, or his friend called him "the Milkybar Kid".

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Image captionBradley Blundell handed himself in to police in Amsterdam
Ms Ayling said Mr Blundell, of Cromwell Close in Boreham, shot Mr Pordage after his friend, who was armed with a cosh, also attacked him.

After the shooting, Mr Blundell and two of his friends, who cannot be named for legal reasons, burnt their clothes and mobile phones, the court heard.

The jury was told the defendant also went on the run before eventually handing himself in at a police station in Amsterdam on 31 March.

Miss Colgate, 18, of Aldridge Close, Chelmsford, is also on trial for conspiring to pervert the course of justice, which she denies.

Ms Ayling said the pair told a witness to lie about what she remembered of the incident.

The trial continues.

Also, the Milky Bar Kid straight up shooting a motherfucker would be a great ad.
 
Sikhs and Hindu Indians are nice people if not introverted
Nice people who shoot their pregnant nieces with crossbows for the sin of exogamy. I'd much prefer it if they took their brand of niceness back to their native India, where they belong, thanks.
The cuts to NHS mental health services [...] would be [one] guess why violence keeps increasing.
lolno; if you want to know why violent crime is rising, consider recent demographic changes and look at the ethnic makeup of the prisons, keeping in mind the negative relationship between IQ, violence and impulsiveness. Or if that's too onerous for you, just scan through the criminal reports in the Evening Standard.
 
No recent mass shootings, and any murders are usually limited to gang shit, so pretty well.
It's the same in the States, but obviously more common because of our much greater population and presumably worse gang violence issues (those tend to only kill other gang members though)

I can't really even understand this article. Is this English?
Somebody had a nice bum and then some young guy who looks like a kid from a candybar commercial got mad about a mildly derogatory nickname calling him same and shot a guy?
 
It's the same in the States, but obviously more common because of our much greater population and presumably worse gang violence issues (those tend to only kill other gang members though)

I can't really even understand this article. Is this English?
Somebody had a nice bum and then some young guy who looks like a kid from a candybar commercial got mad about a mildly derogatory nickname calling him same and shot a guy?

Nigga wut?

You had a fucking mass shooting at a synagogue just a few weeks ago!

And yes it's in English, but English English, not the septic version.

Guy said girl had a nice arse, chav took exception, argument started, chav got called the Milky Bar Kid and shot the guy who complimented the girl's derriere.
 
Nigga wut?

You had a fucking mass shooting at a synagogue just a few weeks ago!

And yes it's in English, but English English, not the septic version.

Guy said girl had a nice arse, chav took exception, argument started, chav got called the Milky Bar Kid and shot the guy who complimented the girl's derriere.
We have a much larger population and you have had plenty of multi-casualty terrorist attacks. I'm just not seeing that big of a difference aside from worse gang violence here, but not having guns would probably only solve a small part of that issue, and nobody in gangs or on the black market would give their already illegal guns up anyway, like this chav
 
FUCKING LOL, he just screams incel/nice guy - killing some guy just because he said, "nice arse" is peak level m'lady-ing.

The Virgin Milky Bar Kid versus the Chad Gas Station Catcaller.
 
"The Milkybars are one me!"
This is poor marketing for Milkybar. I mean, outside of choosing a ginger/albino, milkbottle-glasses-having, mildly exceptional boy for a mascot.


Also, for a second thought this thread would be full of word filter fun.
 
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Odds on 4-chan being able to dupe Tumblr feminists that this guy was smashing the patriarchy (or Tumblr feminists already believing this anyway)?
 
No Essex is still a shithole. Paks or no Paks.

Ilford doesn't usually get lumped in with essex unless something nice happens there. Most of the time it's east London. Essex proper is a different variety of shithole. more inbred chavvy as opposed to inbred Pakistani.
Oddly enough, Ilford is in redbridge which is a stone's throw from the other a&h favorite london shitpit boroughs, Newham and tower hamlets. Funny that.

Fucking Chav's
It terrible how quick you can take a life nowadays

Agreed. I remember back when it used to take ages to take a life.
 
Maybe they misunderstood, he wasn't talking about the arse, he was talking about that nice homeless chap he prefers to call a bum.
 
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