Science Man spends two years pooing out of penis and ejaculating semen from bum - The 33-year-old sought medical help after his testicles swelled up. Doctors diagnosed him with several rare conditions and had to carry out surgery, discovering he's earlier been fitted with a catheter.


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Doctors found a 'gas-filled structure' in the man's bum

A man ejaculated a “substantial amount” of semen from his bum and passed fecal matter through his penis.

The 33-year-old had suffered from a series of bizarre medical issues for two years.

He eventually got help after his testicles swelled up and the pain became too much.

The bloke was passing gas in his urine, a condition termed pneumaturia, IFL Science reports.

He also urinated fecal matter, called fecaluria, and passed a "substantial amount" of urine and semen from his rectum.

The team that solved his conditions have published their findings in the journal Cureus.

He was found to have a swollen testicle and a urinary tract infection, while a digital rectal exam showed signs of a problem on his rectal wall.

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He had suffered from a series of bizarre medical issues for two years

A CT scan produced a much better look at the multiple problems.

The report says there was a "gas-filled structure".

Further tests confirmed the presence of a fistula, or abnormal passageway, between the urethra and rectum, through which the various fluids and solids had been passing.

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Further tests confirmed the presence of a fistula, or abnormal passageway, between the urethra and rectum

This was sorted with surgery, but the medical team continued to check for other errors.

Two years earlier, he had been in a three-week coma following cocaine and phencyclidine (PCP) intoxication.

At this time, he was fitted with a Foley catheter during which the injury was likely caused.

The team was led by Frank L. Ventura, a medical student at Internal Medicine, University of Texas Medical Branch in Galveston.



Pretty sure the scat community would have considered this man a demigod, had he not corrected it...
 
Without reading beyond the second paragraph, I'm going to guess his "unsolvable mystery illness" was a fistula between his prostate and colon. Then I'll read the rest and edit my post.

Edit: I was close enough.
 
The last podcast on the left side stories where they talked about this had me genuinely horrified while also laughing hysterically.
 
Easy one, any 1st year medical student would have determined what was going on within the first few sentences. There was only one reason for this. Determining the cause was a good bit of medical detective work.
 
Sheila Dikshit died in 2019. This man has been shitting out his dick for two years. Coincidence?
 
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I have an odd feeling shit like this wouldn't happen without the internet tulpafying it into existence.
 
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