Manifesto sharing thread - Aka, what will trigger your joker moment

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DISCLAIMER: do not mention what you would do or who you would target, even in Minecraft, in your manifesto. No fedposting you fucking faggots. Dont post your manifesto and then commit a crime. You will look retarded and every will laugh at you.

I'm taking about what aspect of society do you despise so much that you're willing to go on a 10 page rant and what are was the moment that made you snap. As an alternative, post sections of famous manifestos that you agree with.
I'll go first:

The other day I was eating at a restaurant with some friends and after they ordered food they opened their phones and started scrolling. I was the only one who decided not to use their phone. I glanced around and suddenly became aware about how many people were just scrolling or texting next to their company. Then I noticed that there's so many TVs playing mindless fodder for entertainment in this restaurant. One had sports (the only good thing on tbh), and the others just had 10 second internet clips of someone attempting a daring task, failing, and then hitting the ground.
We were at Times Square, so before we entered the restaurant there were giant screens blasting advertisements in your face. It's corporations just vying for your attention span that they fucking ruined themselves. Everything wants you to buy, to consume, to collect. Nothing encourages your to create or innovate because you'll put those corportations in slight jeopardy. And all of this turns us into mindless uninteresting drones where we live subpar lives since we are so used to instant gratification, a lack of human contact, and bright colors that are displayed less than a foot away from our eyeballs.
 
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Jobs in farming societies are duller than those in nomadic tribes—collecting produce, packing boxes and typing emails have less variety than hunting animals, cooking food or finding shelter—so we create hobbies. But hobbies become dull quickly, creating a hamster wheel where we find ourselves as bored as we were initially. Life is less life-or-death, so we march under flags and fight our ideology's enemy like two animals (or we watch TV).

More importantly, everything we do is reckless because industrialization has raised the stakes from being harmless and short to apocalyptic and permanent while nobody can predict the future. For example, fences with cupric arsenate are extremely common in the United States, but the arsenic will poison the environment when they inevitably disintegrate; nobody knew how dangerous arsenic was when treating them.
 
I was at the office and needed to go to poop, so I went to the toilet. I normally am very careful in public toilets, and while office toilets are not as bad as, say, the toilets at some certain train stations, or toilets at public parks, or toilets are gas stations, toilets at the office are still not the toilet in my house, so I don't really like to touch anything more than necessary.

After very carefully putting paper around the toilet so that it doesn't touch the skin of my ass and flushing several times so that I make sure everything is gone, I sit down and then I poop. The poop falls in a single turd and it falls so hard that the water at the bottom squish squash spalsh into my hole, and I freaked out so bad that I almost fell to the floor.

I blame the jews for being forced to poop anywhere that is not my house.
 
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75% potassium nitrate (saltpeter), 15% charcoal, 10% sulfur makes gunpowder.
You can easily find the right mixture of these chemicals online to manufacture blasting powder.

This is perfectly legal to tell you but the government would want you to think it isn't. It would only be illegal if I disseminated this information with the express intent of inciting violence. Which I am not doing. Don't hurt people unless you are protecting yourself, and I doubt you would find yourself in a situation where you'd need to use explosives for self defense.

But....
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Does this count as a manifesto?
 
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I hate how people do not respect other subcultures and hobbies and will bend the rules because it's suddenly popular and they want to be involved yet they don't actually like said subculture or hobby, then they call YOU the gatekeeper even though this subculture or hobby has very obvious and defined criteria. It's something I noticed when I was very young and have hated ever since. When goth/scene/emo was popular I witnessed normies talking about how you don't have to wear black to be goth, you don't have to be gloomy, you don't have to listen to the music, basically you don't have to be goth to call yourself goth yet if you disagreed you would be the bad guy. Then when goth/scene/emo got out of style they dropped it and then started to talk about "oh you're still doing the goth thing? Lame" even though you were doing it first. I was never goth but I witnessed that happening and it happens to the hobbies I enjoy too. Metal is bad on the whining about gatekeeping, then they turn around and complain how metal is too aggressive, too masculine, bitch it's supposed to be, its fucking metal. That is literally what it is. Yes, you should listen to the band that you're wearing on your shirt and advertising to the world. It's hard to ignore people and do what you want, I do regardless, but I do live and am forced to partake in society as well.
I dunno if this counts but it's definitely something I will rant about for hours.
 
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I hate how increasing safety regulations on motor vehicles simply made them heavier, more mechanically complex and expensive, while drivers simply adjusted and became less attentive. And don't get me started on all the "green" shit they're forcing.

Make cars simple and fun again.
 
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In the drunken months leading up to December 2020 I wrote a schizophrenic manifesto about soda ("carbonation grimace") and pissing rains of tiny teddy bear women, that is, receptionists and nurses who function to keep you away from Big Doctors, with disastrous effects.

The central allegation (if you have carbonation grimace you have Florian syndrome) remains true, but I've developed a more nuanced view of relations between Big Patients and Big Doctors, and I've learned to manage my conditions and carry myself well.

As such, I have had the unique privilege of revising my manifesto entirely, after my violent moment, and paring away its schizoshit to balance intelligence with agreeable limits of psychotic art.

http://24.94.227.219/THE_SENDINGS_OF_THE_GIRLS.pdf is the URL; it's in my thread OP; I can't bother to reattach it here because I don't want to update several posts every time I revise it.
 
Cats deserve more positive attention from humans. In my Utopia, cats would be devoted to day and night by the human race. There would be no political, racial or societal division. Just the concept of cats binding us together like some kind of incorporeal paste. I'm going to commit an act of Petting upon my cat.
 
Why did you make me do this? I just wanted to play video games.
 
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