BASED! Manspreading tips

[Prick Baxter]

I've been stretching my hip flexors 3x a day so I can take up more space on the bus. Anyone have any advice

 

[The Lawgiver]

Dude just chill and it'll come to you.

 

[VLAD]

Why manspread with your regular legs when you can wear stilts?

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Just remember to work up a good boner and let it hang down your leg. That'll activate the prions within the minds of the female species, driving them to become the cum hungry sluts they try so hard not to be.

 

[melty]

My favorite is when you're manspreading and then they accidentally brush up against you and then apologize to you even though you're taking up half their seat. Lol

 

[c-no]

Just remember to work up a good boner and let it hang down your leg. That'll activate the prions within the minds of the female species, driving them to become the cum hungry sluts they try so hard not to be.

If you wear something like a kilt over the manspreading boner, will it make them admit the truth?