MARINE WARFARE - ocean wAr 2k17

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which race is the most unclean?

  • Squid

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Octopus

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Cuttlefish

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Crab

    Votes: 2 18.2%
  • Shrimp

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Lobster

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Oyster

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Clam

    Votes: 2 18.2%
  • sea cucumber

    Votes: 3 27.3%
  • black fish

    Votes: 4 36.4%

  • Total voters
    11

The Lawgiver

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WAR HAS CHANGED...

IN THE FAR OFF NEAR DISTANT FUTURE OF 2017, RACE RELATIONS IN THE DEPTHS OF THE VAST OCEANS HAVE REACHED AN ULTIMATUM UNFATHOMABLY FASTER THAN MERE MARINE BIOLOGISTS AND ECOLOGISTS COULD HAVE IMAGINED. THE SITUATION HAS ESCALATED INTO THE RACE WAR TO END ALL RACE WARS, GANGS ROVE THE STREETS OF THE OCEANIC SUBURBS, SEEKING VICTIMS TO EUTHANIZE AND CANNIBALIZE. ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE. AN ELITE CRACK TEAM OF EX DRUG FIENDS ARE RISING IN POWER, PREPPING TO RID THE STREETS OF THE MADNESS IN A GUERELLIAC ANTI-MUSLIM TERRORIST CABAL REGIMENT. THEY ARE CALLED THE MARINE CORPS. THIS IS THEIR STORY, THEIR STRUGGLE, THEIR MISSION. TO ETHICALLY CLEANSE THE UNCLEAN CANNIBALISTIC VOCAL MINORITIES FROM THE SEA IN A VAST AND SWIFT TACTICAL PURGE.
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As a trans lobster I'm offended my people are on the list. We are a noble animal that's genocided daily there's even a restaurant that serves us at low cost and the name of it brags of our horrid death. How would you like if I opened a "shot in the face human" cafe? Those whom are not carted away by the foul internal skeletoned beasts grow old and wise. We have much we could share, clean renewable energy, economics, the meaning of life is known to my people. But we will not share it until the murder stops.
 
As a trans lobster I'm offended my people are on the list. We are a noble animal that's genocided daily there's even a restaurant that serves us at low cost and the name of it brags of our horrid death. How would you like if I opened a "shot in the face human" cafe? Those whom are not carted away by the foul internal skeletoned beasts grow old and wise. We have much we could share, clean renewable energy, economics, the meaning of life is known to my people. But we will not share it until the murder stops.
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LOBSTERS IN A BUCKET FRY EM UP
 
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