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DMX DA GOAT said:
Much like SMB3 is a stage play, Yoshis Island is a fairy tale they tell little toads to make the feel less pathetic for getting rescued by an ITALLIAN AMERICAN plumber from NEW DONK CITY
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It's weird SMB3 is supposed to be a stage play but of the shit that actually happened in SMB3 so you're playing through a stage adaptation of something that happened exactly the same and unlike a stage play there's things that can and will kill you which tells me the stage play thing was like a thing added later like "wow lets get people thinking about why there's bolts and wood floors and shit everywhere"

Mario's origin being retconned 4 god damn times is fucking wild to me.

OG origin is carpenter/plumber/general handyman from NYC does the shit in donkey kong 1 and 2 then while on the job with his younger brother luigi finds weird turtles crawling out of the pipes only to find out in the NEXT GAME that the reason this was happening was that the pipes were inexplicably rigged up to a foreign country's pipeline somehow, and there's a hostage situation with the princess. Also the plot with the toads getting turned to stone but thats another unrelated thing they seem to have kind of just forgotten about over the years.

Yoshi's island comes out and it changes the origin so that BEFORE all the shit with og mario happened him and his younger TWIN luigi got fucking ganked when they were being delivered to their parent's doorstep because reasons.

Years later, nintendo tried doing that thing that drove moviebob fucking insane where they said "oh no see mario was always from the mushroom kingdom and he's not actually a plumber!" This was a stupid thing and they eventually went back on the "not a plumber" thing silently.

Now with Mario odyssey they once again re-retconned his origin back to NYC because Donkey kong and mario tribute level but they renamed it NDC after Donkey kong. We're literally back to Mario's original origin but Luigi's his twin instead of like a year or 2 younger and NYC is now NDC. Madness.
 
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The Lawgiver said:
It's weird SMB3
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Taking the story/lore/whatever of any Nintendo property is as retarded as trying to piece together the Simpsons timeliness or make a Micky Mouse Canon.

They're fucking children's games. Miramonte himself has made it a point to say not only does he actively not give a shit, but that the story shit under him was always the last thing done cause he didn't give a shit. I'm 100% sure he thinks any adult caring about this is retarded and I think he actively hates them due to his utter contempt for Paper Mario fans and his delight in their agony at the series no story progression over the years.

Mario is whatever the fuck he needs to be for the game. Conversely he's anything YOU want him to be because the story is such a non factor. (Same goes for Zelda you fucking faggots. Stop asking for a timeliness if you're just going to hate it)
 
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DMX DA GOAT said:
Taking the story/lore/whatever of any Nintendo property is as retarded as trying to piece together the Simpsons timeliness or make a Micky Mouse Canon.

They're fucking children's games. Miramonte himself has made it a point to say not only does he actively not give a shit, but that the story shit under him was always the last thing done cause he didn't give a shit. I'm 100% sure he thinks any adult caring about this is retarded and I think he actively hates them due to his utter contempt for Paper Mario fans and his delight in their agony at the series no story progression over the years.

Mario is whatever the fuck he needs to be for the game. Conversely he's anything YOU want him to be because the story is such a non factor. (Same goes for Zelda you fucking faggots. Stop asking for a timeliness if you're just going to hate it)
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Mario's lore is top funny moments content and the retcons are an added bonus to the funny. I'm sorry you got mad at me talking about the bing bing wahoo lore int the thread for it's movie.

I just fucking know chris pratt and the other actors are probably gonna do great acting wise despite how fucking odd and AI algortithm-y the casting choices are but the movies gonna be dogshit illumination tier garbage. Unlike Mario, other japanese games with english voices have had different voice actors from game to game, and sometimes release to release. Like shitposts and talk about how weird casting is it's not that big of a fucking deal unless they SUPREMELY fuck up the inflection and dialogue but not in a way that loops back around to being a funny fuckup.
 
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The Lawgiver said:
It's weird SMB3 is supposed to be a stage play but of the shit that actually happened in SMB3 so you're playing through a stage adaptation of something that happened exactly the same and unlike a stage play there's things that can and will kill you which tells me the stage play thing was like a thing added later like "wow lets get people thinking about why there's bolts and wood floors and shit everywhere"

Mario's origin being retconned 4 god damn times is fucking wild to me.

OG origin is carpenter/plumber/general handyman from NYC does the shit in donkey kong 1 and 2 then while on the job with his younger brother luigi finds weird turtles crawling out of the pipes only to find out in the NEXT GAME that the reason this was happening was that the pipes were inexplicably rigged up to a foreign country's pipeline somehow, and there's a hostage situation with the princess. Also the plot with the toads getting turned to stone but thats another unrelated thing they seem to have kind of just forgotten about over the years.

Yoshi's island comes out and it changes the origin so that BEFORE all the shit with og mario happened him and his younger TWIN luigi got fucking ganked when they were being delivered to their parent's doorstep because reasons.

Years later, nintendo tried doing that thing that drove moviebob fucking insane where they said "oh no see mario was always from the mushroom kingdom and he's not actually a plumber!" This was a stupid thing and they eventually went back on the "not a plumber" thing silently.

Now with Mario odyssey they once again re-retconned his origin back to NYC because Donkey kong and mario tribute level but they renamed it NDC after Donkey kong. We're literally back to Mario's original origin but Luigi's his twin instead of like a year or 2 younger and NYC is now NDC. Madness.
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Imagine giving this much of a shit about the lore to fucking mainline Mario games. Was Brick by Brick your favorite book or something?

The Lawgiver said:
Mario's lore is top funny moments content and the retcons are an added bonus to the funny. I'm sorry you got mad at me talking about the bing bing wahoo lore int the thread for it's movie.
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"GUYS I'M NOT MAD OVER THE LORE TO A CHILDREN'S GAME, IT'S FUNNY, YOUR THE REAL ONES WHO ARE MAD!"
 
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The Lawgiver said:
Mario's lore is top funny moments content and the retcons are an added bonus to the funny. I'm sorry you got mad at me talking about the bing bing wahoo lore int the thread for it's movie.
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No one is mad. I'm trying to educate you on the futility of giving a shit about Mario lore.

If you're into it cause it's funny okay. You sounded more upset at retcons than finding it funny. Heck I agree it's funny hence my mocking post about the play and being from New Donk City instead of NYC
 
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Doctor of Autism said:
Imagine giving this much of a shit about the lore to fucking mainline Mario games. Was Brick by Brick your favorite book or something?


"GUYS I'M NOT MAD OVER THE LORE TO A CHILDREN'S GAME, IT'S FUNNY, YOUR THE REAL ONES WHO ARE MAD!"
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Moviebob knows practically nothing of Mario and thats partly why his obsession with Mario 3 is so fucking funny.

DMX DA GOAT said:
No one is mad. I'm trying to educate you on the futility of giving a shit about Mario lore.

If you're into it cause it's funny okay. You sounded more upset at reasons than finding it funny.
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I don't really need to be educated on how media is technically pointless to give a shit about, but the entire reason I even give a shit to begin with is pretty much the whole funny aspect of it all. I took your post as mad because of the fact the post I made was just explaining the weird circular retconning over the last decade or 2 of Mario shit. Went from "plumber from NYC" to "NOT A PLUMBER mushroom kingdom man" despite merch and references to plumbing still being all over mario games and merch and then now it's "plumber from NDC" Only time mario lore really gets super deep is background shit or stuff tied solely to the rpg games' plots miyamoto has fuckall to do with.
The important lore of every main mario is just "turtle man wants to marry atttractive blonde woman but she says no so he takes her". Basic popeye ass shit. DKC lore on the other hand is a fucking rabbithole people have made feature length shitposts talking about.

Best Mario lore retcon is the fact Waluigi got retconned from "Wario's brother" to "wario's best friend that just so happens to look a lot like he could be his brother and just kinda showed up one day to torment everyone"
 
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Me-Mow said:
didn't think he was a big fan of always sunny
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If he was he would have had Danny DeVito play Mario. Hes a short fat person with a New York accent who is related to Charlie Day, he'd be the perfect fit. Have him and Day play Mario and Luigi, Kaitlin Olson can play Peach, Glenn Howerton can play Bowser, and Rob McElhenney can be Toad.
 
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Strange Wilderness said:
If he was he would have had Danny DeVito play Mario. Hes a short fat person with a New York accent who is related to Charlie Day, he'd be the perfect fit. Have him and Day play Mario and Luigi, Kaitlin Olson can play Peach, Glenn Howerton can play Bowser, and Rob McElhenney can be Toad.
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It's Always Sunny in the Mushroom Kingdom
 
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Strange Wilderness said:
If he was he would have had Danny DeVito play Mario. Hes a short fat person with a New York accent who is related to Charlie Day, he'd be the perfect fit. Have him and Day play Mario and Luigi, Kaitlin Olson can play Peach, Glenn Howerton can play Bowser, and Rob McElhenney can be Toad.
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"The Gang Stops the Koopas"
 
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Doctor of Autism said:
Apparently Miyamoto was the one who picked the cast for the Mario movie
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DMX DA GOAT said:
Miramonte himself has made it a point to say not only does he actively not give a shit, but that the story shit under him was always the last thing done cause he didn't give a shit. I'm 100% sure he thinks any adult caring about this is retarded and I think he actively hates them due to his utter contempt for Paper Mario fans and his delight in their agony at the series no story progression over the years.
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So this is basically confirmed at this point, right? Miyamoto just doesn't give a fuck, does whatever he likes and laughs at anyone who gives a shit cause they just keep buying games with his characters?
 
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