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I’m surprised at how many people are acting like Peach has never done anything outside of getting kidnapped. 3D World got a Switch port last year. Mario and Rabbids 2 was a few months ago. Even some of the RPGs have had Peach as a playable character.

I’ll agree that her personality would be better fitting for Daisy or maybe Rosalina considering that comment about galaxies, but the reaction to “girlboss” Peach which is a term I had never heard before yesterday and now everyone’s suddenly using it is blown way out of proportion.
 
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You folks need to be honest with yourselves and just say her face looks unappealing instead of pulling mental gymnastics about the current state of medium.

 
I’m surprised at how many people are acting like Peach has never done anything outside of getting kidnapped. 3D World got a Switch port last year. Mario and Rabbids 2 was a few months ago. Even some of the RPGs have had Peach as a playable character.

I’ll agree that her personality would be better fitting for Daisy or maybe Rosalina considering that comment about galaxies, but the reaction to “girlboss” Peach which is a term I had never heard before yesterday and now everyone’s suddenly using it is blown way out of proportion.
Culture war brings in the Youtube bucks, I guess. I agree that Peach has been semi-independent for well over a decade at this point, even with the constant kidnapping. Sometimes they combine the two like in Paper Mario.
 
Bowser will 100% be the charisma lead in the movie. Mario might be able to get there along with Luigi. All in all I think it looks fine. I hope they don't go too into the lol current-year humor and stick to something more timeless and transcendental. Fuck Seth Rogen hopefully he doesn't talk too much.

PLS NO DANCE PARTY AT THE END
WAKE UP FEELING LIKE D(K) DIDDY
 
The thing is that she is nothing like Peach, she is just now the stereotypical strong woman who needs no men, I'll be surprised if bowser even touches her.
Why can the games(like Paper Mario or Mario 3d world and stuff) show her actual personality while also making her competent, but holywood has to follow this terrible tameplate that has done nothing but just make every female character annoying and untouchable?
Pretty much this. This character is not Peach, I don't know who the fuck she is, but you would never see her brandishing a halberd, ever. Daisy? That one sure, but not Peach.
If I were writing this (and it fits with the trailer) you'd have the "stronk princess" at the beginning and the "twist" would be her getting captured/kidnapped, and then mario goes and saves her.

But I'm slightly afraid that what we're going to get is Luigi kidnapped and Peach and Toad and Mario go to save him.
Luigi will eternally get screwed...
A few seconds of girlboss peach and guys are already declaring that this movie is going to be lame? I get that trope is tired, but you guys need to chill.
No, fuck that noise. This isn't a time were every chick in a flick was just a disposible damsel/love interest. In current year +whatevet every female character needs to have this air of cuntiness to them. Having a female lead in western media that is actually sweet, a bit ditzy, a bit of a clutz and the film doesn't treat as a retard that deserves contempt is fucking revolutionary at this point.
I’m surprised at how many people are acting like Peach has never done anything outside of getting kidnapped. 3D World got a Switch port last year. Mario and Rabbids 2 was a few months ago. Even some of the RPGs have had Peach as a playable character.

I’ll agree that her personality would be better fitting for Daisy or maybe Rosalina considering that comment about galaxies, but the reaction to “girlboss” Peach which is a term I had never heard before yesterday and now everyone’s suddenly using it is blown way out of proportion.
Funny how all your examples are games with multiple character selection to add variety where she is mechanically very similar. And in that RPG? She is the healer, sweet as pie and either slaps people or bonks them with frying pans. Has she been competent? Yeah sure, has she been a war time monarch? Fuck no, never, that's why Mario is around and gets paid in cake since for the most part him and Luigi when he isn't shitting himself in fear are pretty much the whole combat capability of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Leaving aside my absolute disdain at how they seem to have butchered my girl and being very tired at how the hero in training has to always stary incredibly inept, the visuals themselves look great. Lots of color and pallete variety. I do worry it being too busy though. It seems like it will be changing beats constantly.
 
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You folks need to be honest with yourselves and just say her face looks unappealing instead of pulling mental gymnastics about the current state of medium.

Peach being strong is fine, but it does feel like they erased a bit of her personality, she's always had a bit of a ditzy Belle persona that contrasted with when she was competent and made her unique, at least imo, I'm no Mario expert.
This feels as though they smashed all the Mario female characters into one, there's no gap moe.

Peach is prety capable but she's not the annoying "NEEDNOMAN NO SIR" jerk persona Pedowood is obssesed with. There's having your female character be competent with flaws then there's the bullshit of taking down your hero protagonist to prop up the female character.


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You folks need to be honest with yourselves and just say her face looks unappealing instead of pulling mental gymnastics about the current state of medium.
Why do nerds keep bringing stuff from the comics up, do you think the Illumination Mario movie with Chris Pratt is supposed to cater to hardcore fans who know about all obscure Mario media?

There’s a reason why Peach being a girlboss or whatever is kind of the focal point of the trailer, because it goes against what most people know her for. It’s so weird how much people have to dig through 40 years of stuff to prove that this is faithful to her character and that the movie isn’t a giant cynical marketing ploy for Nintendo to sell action figures.
 
Peach is prety capable but she's not the annoying "NEEDNOMAN NO SIR" jerk persona Pedowood is obssesed with. There's having your female character be competent with flaws then there's the bullshit of taking down your hero protagonist to prop up the female character.


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Pretty much this. This character is not Peach, I don't know who the fuck she is, but you would never see her brandishing a halberd, ever. Daisy? That one sure, but not Peach.

Luigi will eternally get screwed...

No, fuck that noise. This isn't a time were every chick in a flick was just a disposible damsel/love interest. In current year +whatevet every female character needs to have this air of cuntiness to them. Having a female lead in western media that is actually sweet, a bit ditzy, a bit of a clutz and the film doesn't treat as a retard that deserves contempt is fucking revolutionary at this point.

Funny how all your examples are games with multiple character selection to add variety where she is mechanically very similar. And in that RPG? She is the healer, sweet as pie and either slaps people or bonks them with frying pans. Has she been competent? Yeah sure, has she been a war time monarch? Fuck no, never, that's why Mario is around and gets paid in cake since for the most part him and Luigi when he isn't shitting himself in fear are pretty much the whole combat capability of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Leaving aside my absolute disdain at how they seem to have butchered my girl and being very tired at how the hero in training has to always stary incredibly inept, the visuals themselves look great. Lots of color and pallete variety. I do worry it being too busy though. It seems like it will be changing beats constantly.
Calm down you nerds. She's a fictional princess that barely has a personality outside of the RPG games.

It's really not that serious. Besides, we haven't even seen her entire character yet.
 
Calm down you nerds. She's a fictional princess that barely has a personality outside of the RPG games.

It's really not that serious. Besides, we haven't even seen her entire character yet.
Ah yes, she is already showing the same type of writing as other on this style in the trailer and the studio has already made other characters in other movies that follow the same type of character, but I am sure that will change in the rest of the movie.
 
I'd respect the complaints a lot more if it was in the frame of "this looks like your typical shitty modern kids movie" and not some Movieblob-esque "they're ruining my precious Peach!"

As always, it's a video game movie on top of being a current year +7 animation film. In the words of Plinkett, "What did you expect, asshole?"
 
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