Mario Bros. Set to Jump to Big Screen in Movie Deal with Universal’s Illumination - Paging Movie Bob, Paging Movie Bob...

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I didn’t really take the family stuff as them having drama, while a few of them were kinda dismissive of the plumbing business, most of it came across as just playful ribbing, and I never got the sense they didn’t care about them. Mario just took it hard because he was having his own confidence issues about everything.

 

[Shidoen]

I didn’t really take the family stuff as them having drama, while a few of them were kinda dismissive of the plumbing business, most of it came across as just playful ribbing, and I never got the sense they didn’t care about them. Mario just took it hard because he was having his own confidence issues about everything.

If you had a father you can see how it feels to be in Mario’s shoes with a dismissive remark like that. Also the mushroom joke was pretty alright it would explain the height difference. Overall good movie I can’t really be mad about it.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

If you had a father you can see how it feels to be in Mario’s shoes with a dismissive remark like that. Also the mushroom joke was pretty alright it would explain the height difference. Overall good movie I can’t really be mad about it.

Oh definitely, I get why Mario took it hard. It’s one of those things where the sentiment isn’t meant to be harsh, but it can easily come across as such by the person hearing it.

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

If you had a father you can see how it feels to be in Mario’s shoes with a dismissive remark like that. Also the mushroom joke was pretty alright it would explain the height difference. Overall good movie I can’t really be mad about it.

This is how I felt about it lol. I took my Nephew and Niece to see it. They had a blast watching it and I had a fun enough time watching it. Really did what a kids movie/Mario movie is supposed to do.

 

[Shidoen]

Oh definitely, I get why Mario took it hard. It’s one of those things where the sentiment isn’t meant to be harsh, but it can easily come across as such by the person hearing it.

This is how I felt about lol. I took my Nephew and Niece to see it. They had a blast watching it and I had a fun enough time watching it. Really did what a kids movie/Mario movie is supposed to do.

I’m certain with the huge success they don’t overplay their hand but at the very least make a Luigi Mansion short or movie. There wasn’t too much Luigi which I was kinda hoping for but they got all that money.

 

[mfalkner]

I'll still never understand why Charles Martinet couldn't voice Mario

Corporate shit.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I'm just glad it's retro gaming mascots, of all things, saving cinema from pretentious woke retardation.


It's always been a child-oriented brand, they just really kicked up the merch over the past 20 years. Never was there a time where you couldn't get Mario on a T-shirt of some sort, if only through Nintendo Power's catalog, but they really stepped it up when the DS came along and you could buy Mario-branded electric toothbrushes.

iirc there was a conscious decision at Nintendo since they had really underused the penetration that the Nintendo mascots have, like iirc Mario has been bigger than mickey or hello kitty at times for recognizing by kids?
But nothing like Kitty levels of merch

 

[Shidoen]

I'm just glad it's retro gaming mascots, of all things, saving cinema from pretentious woke retardation.


It's always been a child-oriented brand, they just really kicked up the merch over the past 20 years. Never was there a time where you couldn't get Mario on a T-shirt of some sort, if only through Nintendo Power's catalog, but they really stepped it up when the DS came along and you could buy Mario-branded electric toothbrushes.

I really liked the part of the movie where Mario said to wash your foreskin despite me not having mine in years. Really makes me proud for the disabled folks watching da movie.

 

[Oats12345]

Because they're Italian?

I feel like said user doesn't know an actual Italian family. They tend to be big. My family is part Italian and theirs a lot of us.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Raging Capybara]

From what I saw of a camrip encrusted with ads for gambling sites, the Mario movie hits every bad kids' movie cliche people predicted would be in it before the 10 min mark.

It’s LITERALLY every kid's movie Illumination has made this exact same movie like, 9 times. The writing is incredibly lazy and hits every cliche like the scripters had a checklist they were consulting to make sure they wrote them in. Like, Mario hates mushrooms! Ha ha! It is the most Hollywood hack writer type of film. The voice acting is, except for I will grudgingly admit Jack Black who has actual VA experience, terrible. Standard movie-actors-phoning-it-in VA work, all of the video game voice actors can voice act better than all these guys.

And why do the Mario Bros. have a big family they need to have drama with, who actually wants to see this, even the most braindead CONSOOMers who will mindlessly shill for this sort of movie.

Finally a sane post on this god-forsaken thread.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

Finally a sane post on this god-forsaken thread.

Based on your two posts in this thread I'm going to guess you're unreasonably angry about this movie for some reason, I'm really curious what it is. And don't give me that "I don't care" shit because if you didn't care you wouldn't be waiting for somebody else to dislike the movie for you to latch onto.

This movie is so absolutely toothless and unremarkable in every way but fanservice I cannot imagine what could possibly get somebody incensed over it.

 

[TVB]

From what I saw of a camrip encrusted with ads for gambling sites, the Mario movie hits every bad kids' movie cliche people predicted would be in it before the 10 min mark.

It’s LITERALLY every kid's movie Illumination has made this exact same movie like, 9 times. The writing is incredibly lazy and hits every cliche like the scripters had a checklist they were consulting to make sure they wrote them in. Like, Mario hates mushrooms! Ha ha! It is the most Hollywood hack writer type of film. The voice acting is, except for I will grudgingly admit Jack Black who has actual VA experience, terrible. Standard movie-actors-phoning-it-in VA work, all of the video game voice actors can voice act better than all these guys.

And why do the Mario Bros. have a big family they need to have drama with, who actually wants to see this, even the most braindead CONSOOMers who will mindlessly shill for this sort of movie

Finally a sane post on this god-forsaken thread.

You two really are seething and dilating here on this thread. For the two who don't seem to care about this movie, you two seem pretty obsessive, like typical A-Loggers.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

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enjoy

 

[TVB]

I expected Jack Black to do his classic Tenacious D singing while being in character as Bowser, and I wasn't disappointed. Even the song in question, Peaches, is straight up a kid-friendly version of Fuck Her Gently.

 

[Manimal House]

enjoy

Indubitably​

 

[thegooddoctor]

The biggest Mario autist to Moviebob himself gives his thoughts

 

[Jormungand]

The biggest Mario autist to Moviebob himself gives his thoughts

This review is exactly what I expected from Schaffrillas Productions.

Very basic bitch opinions, all while complaining about this Illumination film isn't that good (despite the fact Illumination has been way more watchable lately, epically when you compare them to Disney whose films have been getting worse with each release and selling less money), and bringing up racism drama for no reason.

 

[AskeDead]

it was pretty good, solid nintendo kino

 

[TVB]

This review is exactly what I expected from Schaffrillas Productions.

Very basic bitch opinions, all while complaining about this Illumination film isn't that good (despite the fact Illumination has been way more watchable lately, epically when you compare them to Disney whose films have been getting worse with each release and selling less money), and bringing up racism drama for no reason.

That's what I hate about Schaff. He's obviously a Nintendo and Disney dickrider that focuses on modern American problems and shoehorns them in kids movies and shows he reviews, just like any breadtuber. I remembered him as a YTP-er, and now looking back at his YTPs are mediocre. Ah well, at least I still respect former YTP-er EmpLemon for still making good videos because he at least got me into NASCAR again.