🐮 Lolcow Mariotehplumber - The TRUE and HONEST #1 Sonic fan

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RetardBus said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u9SMFV682NwWhy do so many lolcows videotape themselves going apeshit screaming at the camera and throwing shit around the room, and then somehow get the bright idea of "You know what? I'm going to upload my tard rage episode to Youtube for everyone on the internet to see. That'll show people they need to agree with me!"

I would imagine that even the most inept person humanly possible could probably figure out that the internet is a society that never forgets a thing, and if they upload this kind of shit to Youtube, it's going to stay there forever and haunt them years later.
The answer is probably just massive untreated autism in addition to lazy parents isn't it
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Because they want people to know what they think about something they don't like. One has to wonder if any of them has the clarity to understand that going crazy and screaming on camera isn't the best thing to do. As for it coming back to haunt them, as long as there are backups, they will be around. Even if YouTube was to somehow be taken down, you could still have the files be uploaded elsewhere within the internet, especially on websites and forums that have discussions about lol-cows.
 
I actually like Sonic's redesign, I think he looks cooler than ever. I used to play the classic Sonic game and was infatuated with him at one point, I don't know why.
I don't see how this is so upsetting yet MTP acts like it's the end of the world or something.
 
Random updates:

1. Latest: John talks (vaguely) about the upcoming Sonic movie.
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2. Like Molay, John is now on a false flagging spree to flag videos he does not like.

3. Just in case you want moar about mariotehplumber making videos in his basement over something trivial, here you go, this time about him raging about people's opinions about Sonic Lost World. Skip to 13:10 for the tardrage.
 
There was a video earlier here that involved him and two twin girls.

Are those his sisters? If so, the ending to that video was... weird.
 
Drawets Rednaxela said:
I think he means the often-used but incorrect 'Polygons-not-sprites' definition of 3D that's been around since the mid-90s and is these days pretty much only used by the very old and the very stupid.
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Well, now he's just splitting cock-hairs.
 

John rants about Twitch Plays Pokemon. His second recent video. WHY THEY DON'T HAVE A CHARIZARD ON THEIR TEAM?

Also, POKEMON RED IS THE ONLY GOOD GAME ON POKEMON.
 
This may not be news about him, but look at this image for a moment:
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Only a major autist could possibly think that this pose is cool in the slightest. Seriously John? You think you look awesome? It's one thing that the internet laughs at Johnny boy for making an ass of himself when he opens his mouth, but this picture just takes the cake for the levels of awkward and 'tism that John has. I'm sorry, but I had to say something about this picture because the pose is so damn weird in real life.
 
fuzzypickles said:
This may not be news about him, but look at this image for a moment:
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Only a major autist could possibly think that this pose is cool in the slightest. Seriously John? You think you look awesome? It's one thing that the internet laughs at Johnny boy for making an ass of himself when he opens his mouth, but this picture just takes the cake for the levels of awkward and 'tism that John has. I'm sorry, but I had to say something about this picture because the pose is so damn weird in real life.
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Ah yes, John usually does this cool pose in some intros in his videos a lot.

 
fuzzypickles said:
This may not be news about him, but look at this image for a moment:
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Only a major autist could possibly think that this pose is cool in the slightest. Seriously John? You think you look awesome? It's one thing that the internet laughs at Johnny boy for making an ass of himself when he opens his mouth, but this picture just takes the cake for the levels of awkward and 'tism that John has. I'm sorry, but I had to say something about this picture because the pose is so damn weird in real life.
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His legs look so brittle! Everything below the torso looks horribly out of proportion to the rest of him. His facial expression is goofy as fuck too. It hurts me just to watch him stand.

Also, look who I found making death threats at another lolcow:
 

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Having taken a look at his Google+ page. He really likes taking the piss out of fat guys. Guys like 'SomeCallMeJohnny' and 'JonTron' who, slightly overweight they may be, are far more talented than him and don't spend most of their videos screaming.
 

4th most recent video, where John shows us his Powerpoint presentation of his plastic crap of Sonic 1. Also includes background music of him saying fuck over and over and his burping.
 
...dear god, those things are hideous. He deserves to have lost any money spent getting these eldritch creatures!
 
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