🐮 Lolcow Mariotehplumber - The TRUE and HONEST #1 Sonic fan

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So there's this guy who calls himself Mario Teh Plumber who claims that Rosalina its a hentai character made for nintendo to attract kids to a Hentat culture of perversion and its buying all the Rosalinas amiibos in stores so people cant buy them, i consider that its a potential lolcow because its taking his protest to the phsysical realm just like Chris in the sonic arms thing and its make a lot of noise in tumblr and reddit rigth now.
Its also seems that he's hoarding a lot of amiibos of all kind in a bizarre revenge agains
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t nintendo.
He has 24 years old, but i dont know from wich part uf the US he is.

this is his channel in yputube where he is bragging about his revenge, it seems he got a lot of money.
 
The $34k is an exaggeration right? Amiibos are $12 a piece.

He'd be cute if it weren't for literally everything he does. I wonder why nobody notices that he constantly destroys his house, there's crashing and banging even in the audio-only vids. (And there's no way he doesn't live with his parents.)
 
I dunno why, but I swear to god he looks just like R.J. Mittie (Walt Jr.) from Breaking Bad.
 
This dude's got a alright voice and an nice mic, but he's got -- SHITCUNT PUSSYDESTROYER FAG -- sperglord way of speaking. His line's trail off abruptly and dive bombs into ADHDland.

He could be good but his temperament and impoliteness is causing him problems.

new vid:

He's telling these 'haters on this fucking shit' that have hated him for years and have finally banded together into a hentai-supporting cult and blabs on about Nintendo releasing hentai - though he seems persistent to ask why not Jump Man Mario or other original NTDO characters. He trails off with sudden stuff about not releasing older games like Zelda II and focusing on more recent characters. He goes on about how "I'm the only true fan because I'm giving criticism." The dude goes on about how they need to make good games: like Mario 64 Online which is HD Multiplayer. He clucks on about how he wants to go on a mic and talk to his friends on a Mario Sun-Fucking-Shine and then proceeds to insult NTDO.

He talks about Hentai version of characters that are released by Nintendo and I think he has no clue what Hentai means. He then tries to claim that Shadow Link =/= Dark Link on another tangents and then insults the viewers saying that we suck at games. He japs on about Hentai Warriors (it's Hyrule Warriors, he's just trying to be edgy) being the hardest games to complete 100% and then states hes going to finish the game to show his skill. Oh Bother this guy's got a streak of narc-hark-bark wider than the Rings of Saturn saying that people are jelly of his mad skillz bro.

His ending note is how Links mouth looks like a vagina (If he thinks that's what one looks like then he's clearly in for a shock) and then tells people how he's sorry if he's offended a stupid faggot character - Rosalina.

"Humbleness" must be a foreign word for him.
 
Valiant said:
This dude's got a alright voice and an nice mic, but he's got -- SHITCUNT PUSSYDESTROYER FAG -- sperglord way of speaking. His line's trail off abruptly and dive bombs into ADHDland.
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An alright voice? With all that cracking like he's going through perma-puberty?

It's funny that he hates Game Grumps so much, because they pretty much nailed him perfectly.

 
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Meowthkip said:
An alright voice? With all that cracking liking he's going through perma-puberty?

It's funny that he hates Game Grumps so much, because they pretty much nailed him perfectly.

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He's not the next Golden Voice but at least I could sit down and understand what words he were saying rather than mutter mutter mutter.
 
Valiant said:
He's not the next Golden Voice but at least I could sit down and understand what words he were saying rather than mutter mutter mutter.
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I think the only thing to get is "I AM A GIANT MAN BABY WITH A LIMITED VOCABULARY, HORRIBLY MISPLACED PRIORITIES AND FAR TOO MUCH DISPOSABLE INCOME!"

'Cause that's what I've taken away from most of his videos.
 
Congratulations, mariotehplumber! You know you suck when even fucking Dobson is laughing at you and giving him ammo.

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DrChristianTroy said:
I don't know what the hell an Amiibo is and I'm sure it's been pointed out but wouldn't this just prompt Nintendo to make more? Doesn't this just show that they're hot sellers and should keep making them? It seems ridiculous but at least Chris hid Sonic Boom stuff so they wouldn't actually be sold.
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It's basically an action figure.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
I don't know what the hell an Amiibo is and I'm sure it's been pointed out but wouldn't this just prompt Nintendo to make more?
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It's like the Nintendo version of Skylanders; they're expensive little character statues that can interact with the Wii U (and soon New 3DS) touchpad and add special content related to that character to compatible games.

As far as Mariotehplumber goes, I tried watching one of his videos and couldn't get through more than two or three minutes of his edgy "I think being hateful and insulting for no reason is cool" act that people usually grow out of around age fifteen.
 
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