🐮 Lolcow Mariotehplumber - The TRUE and HONEST #1 Sonic fan

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I'm just not convinced on this one. Maybe it's the fact he doesn't look like a cow (when he's not pulling those special faces, he's passable), or that his "FUCKEEN' MORAN" destructive persona and his diehard fanboy collection don't add up.

I suppose there's nothing preventing a special person from acting especially special as a form of "entertainment". I dunno, you just don't want to think about a raving lunatic who hurls furniture as having $30,000 to splash, y'know?
 
It takes a special kind of douchebag to buy a ton of something you have some weird hate boner about just so people who DO want said thing can't have it, especially considering said people that want it are mostly kids.

Or in other words....

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New video! 11 hours and the video has already gotten 1914 views and 188 dislikes! #StopHentai2015

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EDIT: Mariotehplumber went full retard in the comments section. And unfortunately, this is actually from the real mariotehplumber and not the fake one this time
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Found this on the comments too :3 :
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Alan Pardew said:
New video! 11 hours and the video has already gotten 1914 views and 188 dislikes! #StopHentai2015
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D3p681SIHWA
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EDIT: Mariotehplumber went full retard in the comments section. And unfortunately, this is actually from the real mariotehplumber and not the fake one this time
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Found this on the comments too :3 :
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Reading the shit he writes, it makes me scream "English motherfucker! Do you speak it!". He is pathetic at this point. Utterly pathetic. In a weird way, he is acting like Chris right now, both do something stupid and immature and make themselves look like the innocent victim when in reality they are not.
 
Lovin' his new avatar.
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Also, this dude says "fuckin'" so many times that it would make Bob Saget call him a tryhard.
 
DJAndyMD said:
Reading the shit he writes, it makes me scream "English motherfucker! Do you speak it!". He is pathetic at this point. Utterly pathetic. In a weird way, he is acting like Chris right now, both do something stupid and immature and make themselves look like the innocent victim when in reality they are not.
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Somebody needs to buy a dictionary and send it to him.
 
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You can say that some of the $40,000 he waisted on buying 100+ Rosalina amiibos could have bought him the up to date English dictionary
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He can't be depended on to buy it himself.

That is why it must be gifted upon him.

Motherfucker needs to learn the wonders speaking more than a few hundred words.
 
He's like if YouTube comments congealed into one being and became sentient.
 
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So does anyone know why he thinks the word Hentai means what he thinks it means?

Besides autism.
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He calls Sonic's quills "hentai quills" because he thinks people want to fuck Sonic's quills.

I assume he came to that conclusion because he only discovered Rule 34 after Sonic Adventure 2 came out, and apparently thinks that's when people started drawing Sonic porn... so obviously people only started drawing Sonic porn because the animators made his quills bounce.

So I guess he assumes that the furry fandom pre-2000 or so didn't exist or something, like Rule 34 just poofed into existence when he was old enough to be aware of it.

I almost feel sorry for him and his hatred of it, in a way. He's pissing into the wind.
 
Funny to see some of my reuploads and of course that silly Skype conversation I had on the first post. I was such a sperg back then, sucks I can't bare to listen to the call despite how funny some of the nonsense John spewed to me. I sounded like such a loser.

But anyway. It's amazing to see how this guy is still getting attention despite doing this shit for like...5 years now? I was always suspicious back then he wasn't a troll (not one character slip up, the throwing shit around, the blocking and his rage felt very genuine) despite all the commentary tards constantly repeating "He's just an obvious troll, no one can possibly be this stupid!" I was there during the first skype call (didn't record that one), he was fairly average and chill while I was there because everyone was sucking up to him. Then after I left for the night, I came back to discover he raged at the others in the call and blocked them. For a while people in the call were convinced he may not be trolling. But then, I guess after one of the more higher ranking (for a lack of a better word) members of the commentary community told them he was obviously a troll, they changed their mind. It was pretty laughable alright.

In my opinion, he is a genuinely crazy idiot. The commentary community were most likely tired of the shitty commentaries made about him, or they were paranoid as hell due to the extremely bizarre and OTT nature of his personality. So of course, just say he's an obvious troll. That should get people to leave him alone...not.

And I always thought he called them "Hentai quills" because Sonic took on a more anime type art style around that time. There was a video I think where he called something else hentai I think...said it in the Halo Reach review but I will have to double check.

Edit: Turns out he was a troll this whole time. Well he sure fooled me :P
 
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ChrisFangs said:
Hentai means abnormality or transformation in Japanese so it's possible he's just upset with the way modern Sanic looks compared to CLASSIC. Either that or autism.
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Nah you are giving him way too much credit.

It also means Pervert in Japanese.

Alright, so I rewatched the Halo Reach review.

"The people they look like fucking Master Chief, but they got fucking hentai arms..."

"They got these plates coming out of their arms, fucking hentai arms..."

There is obviously something more to this whole hentai thing. I am almost 100% certain it's because he sees them as having a stylized anime look or something similar to that.

 
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