🐮 Lolcow Mariotehplumber - The TRUE and HONEST #1 Sonic fan

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Sean Harris said:
She's the most badass Mario Princess imho.

He's known to have misogynistic tendencies, in his Halo Reach video (which I linked) he got mad over the option to play as a female character.
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There's a video that was posted in this thread where twin sisters fight over him, and when he isn't telling them to fuck off because he's busy playing his vidya, he offers them a phallic-shaped frozen treat after watching them have a cat fight and remarks that he doesn't have to choose between them and FOUR BOOBS.

More than anything I was baffled that there was a woman alive that would agree to be in a video like that with him, let alone two.

Dude must be loaded.
 
Meowthkip said:
There's a video that was posted in this thread where twin sisters fight over him, and when he isn't telling them to fuck off because he's busy playing his vidya, he offers them a phallic-shaped frozen treat after watching them have a cat fight and remarks that he doesn't have to choose between them and FOUR BOOBS.

More than anything I was baffled that there was a woman alive that would agree to be in a video like that with him, let alone two.

Dude must be loaded.
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Sucks he won't get a woman as cute as Rosalina.

But in all seriousness, how did he even get near a woman in the first place? No woman anywhere would go near a weird basement dwelling fuck (though he definitely doesn't have the typical appearance of one). I have seen the video you speak of. I remember the time he had a picture of himself with his "girlfriend" on one of his videos, and everyone claimed he stole it off Google Images/Myspace or something. That video proved them wrong lol.


I am seriously interested in knowing what he does outside of his house. He apparently goes to college...if only we could talk to someone who goes to the one he attends.
 
Sean Harris said:
Sucks he won't get a woman as cute as Rosalina.

But in all seriousness, how did he even get near a woman in the first place? No woman anywhere would go near a weird basement dwelling fuck (though he definitely doesn't have the typical appearance of one). I have seen the video you speak of. I remember the time he had a picture of himself with his "girlfriend" on one of his videos, and everyone claimed he stole it off Google Images/Myspace or something. That video proved them wrong lol.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kpo4CDkWe0o
Also, if he was born in the UK, he would be sent to special needs schools and have his life made a living hell. The UK is fucked in that way.
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He's got enough dosh that he can flush away thousands of dollars on Rosalina Amiibos and just hoard them like the spiteful little goblin he is.

If I were a goldigger that was unaware of his violent tendencies, and just knew that this guy was a basement dwelling nerdlord with cash to spare, you'd bet I'd latch onto him. He's not hideously ugly, his voice isn't too insufferable when he's not screaming, so he could probably pretend to be well-adjusted enough that if you were looking for a low-level sugardaddy, he'd do in a pinch.

But I suppose most girls, even if they were in it for his money, would quickly be repelled by him acting like a fucking psycho over Sonic the Hedgehog.

Those holes in the wall would be a pretty big red flag.
 
Meowthkip said:
He's got enough dosh that he can flush away thousands of dollars on Rosalina Amiibos and just hoard them like the spiteful little goblin he is.

If I were a goldigger that was unaware of his violent tendencies, and just knew that this guy was a basement dwelling nerdlord with cash to spare, you'd bet I'd latch onto him. He's not hideously ugly, his voice isn't too insufferable when he's not screaming, so he could probably pretend to be well-adjusted enough that if you were looking for a low-level sugardaddy, he'd do in a pinch.

But I suppose most girls, even if they were in it for his money, would quickly be repelled by him acting like a fucking psycho over Sonic the Hedgehog.

Those holes in the wall would be a pretty big red flag.
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That's one thing that's odd about MTP. He doesn't have the appearance of a basement dwelling sperglord. If I didn't know any better, I wouldn't think anything was odd with this guy appearance wise.

In fact, MTP is quite bizarre in that. He has the thoughts and opinions of a low grade autist, but seems to have the demeanour of a seemingly normal person when he isn't talking about the usual shit he's obsessed with. If people actually looked into this guy rather than just branding him a troll, we may be able to find something out about this guy that could shed some light on what his major malfunction is.

I may just be reverting back to being interested in this guy, but what the hell is he? Like, he feels like a force rather than an actual human being to me. A living embodiment of all the hatred and irrationality that spews from gamers and sonic freaks (if you want to seperate the two). He kinda reminds me of Razorfist, only actually funny and entertaining.

Note: Razorfist is a reviewer who is known to circle jerk with youtube users such as Asalieri and He11sing920. His reviews are basically what happens when you combine Zero Punctuation's style (fast talking with relevant pictures) with Mariotehplumber's irrational and hateful personality (though Razor may be a fairly decent dude in real life). Basically his reviews are obnoxious rather than enduring and funny. Just not my kind of thing I guess if I want to be nice about him.
 
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So, he was bullshitting the entire time. Because of the Amiibo thing people started to try and dox him so he's finally come out.


He says he still holds all of his opinions, but he was just exaggerating them to piss people off. He still detests Modern Sonic and all that jazz. He's probably still homophobic too. So despite he doesn't yell the f word and hentai all the time, he's still pretty much a massive sperg.

I gotta say, its pretty impressive that he managed to keep this persona going for as long as he did, since its been going on since like 2010. But he did fuck with people on the internet for 5 consecutive years, so jokes on him I guess.
 
To be honest, it got emotional when he came to the part about Sammy. He knows that he's probably fucked the kid's life up in the long run and I would imagine that he feels absolutely terrible about it. I could tell that he was holding back tears, and I actually felt a little bit sorry for him (and of course Sammy, who not only is fucked up behavior-wise now but because he will find out that his role model is nothing more than an act).

Still, he was fun to watch while it lasted, but I agree with him that it's time for him to move on. I had a feeling the whole time that he was a fake, I'm just surprised it lasted so long.
 
CFW called it over a year ago, specifically because he knew MTP IRL at some point.
 
So he now comes out with a video saying it was all an act...

Haven't watched it yet, but god damn man. That was some fucking dedication right there. But of course, the possibility he is lying to cover his ass.

Jaimas said:
CFW called it over a year ago, specifically because he knew MTP IRL at some point.
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Elaborate? I watch CFW and never recalled this.

Watching the video, I am not 100% sure. But I have a good feeling he is telling the truth. This would explain why there was such scarce information about his real life, if this turns out to be a genuine confession.

Then again, he was doxxed (to some extent?) and he did once say in a video that he wanted people to think he was a troll so people would leave him alone.

But I don't really care anymore. If this is the end, then good riddance. He was hilarious, but the effect he had on people was cancerous. Glad his time is hopefully over and someone new can take the spotlight.

God, I really hope Jace doesn't turn out to be a ruse. But that's highly doubtful.
 
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*puts on armchair psychologist hat*

I think Mario's hate of 'hentai" characters has more to do with his fear of sexuality than outright misogyny. He plays with toys, and rants about games for kids. Not to mention still being dependent on his mother. Seeing something sexual threatens his little boy's world he has built. It reminds him somewhat that he is an adult male with adult male urges and desires.

And often men who are afraid of their own sexuality project their hatred onto women.
 
AtroposHeart said:
*puts on armchair psychologist hat*

I think Mario's hate of 'hentai" characters has more to do with his fear of sexuality than outright misogyny. He plays with toys, and rants about games for kids. Not to mention still being dependent on his mother. Seeing something sexual threatens his little boy's world he has built. It reminds him somewhat that he is an adult male with adult male urges and desires.

And often men who are afraid of their own sexuality project their hatred onto women.
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That...actually makes a lot of sense. Especially his hatred towards Rosalina.

But seeing as the guy is apparently going to fade away soon. I don't think it matters.
 
Sean Harris said:
Elaborate? I watch CFW and never recalled this.
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Sometime around MTP vid #3 or so, CFW basically said he was an act in the comments.You also see hints of it in his final MTP vid, specifically during the toy segment: "Because I know MarioTehPlumber, I can't say whether that statement [that his mom wouldn't buy him an Eggman figure] is true or not."
 
Segue said:
He says he still holds all of his opinions, but he was just exaggerating them to piss people off. He still detests Modern Sonic and all that jazz.
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In his defense, anyone who isn't, at minimum, real fucking tired of Sonic at this point probably has something wrong with them.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
So he's a sperg that pretended to be a lolcow????
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more or less a human being who wanted attention on his opinions and thought the only way to do it was to put up an autistic facade and exaggerate all opinions while in the process of fucking over an actual autistic child's Internet life by complete accident.

as he said in his video, the only way to actually get people's attention is to act like an idiot.

despite his fake persona, most of his opinions weren't faked such as his opinion on Rosalina (although not as exaggerated?).

Mario seems pretty sad in the video around the part with Sammy where he apologies. It makes me wonder if he has been having these guilty feelings ever since he simply had his first taste of Sammy.
 
At this point I'm pretty sure "hentai" is his version of "sensory overload" to describe anything he doesn't like. I mean he criticised Halo Reach for apparently having hentai influence.
 
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