Culture Marvel Is Setting Unrealistic Body Image Standards For Men - Thor, blimey.

DMARGE (Archive) - April 3, 2022
by, Bec Milligan

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The Marvel Cinematic Universe is awesome. I’m a huge fan of the films (especially Avengers and Iron Man), the series (especially WandaVision) and will passionately argue with anyone about whether Tony Stark or Steve Rogers was right in Civil War (Team Tony all the way; sorry Captain America fans).

But today I’m not here to talk about that. Today, I’m here to talk about how watching dudes more ‘buff’ than a well-polished trophy makes the average guy feel.

Let’s be real, when Chris Evans first emerges after having the Super Soldier Serum in the first Captain America film, or when Michael B. Jordan appears shirtless in Black Panther or Chris Hemsworth’s tree-trunk arms in any Thor/Avengers film are impressive – but also set an unrealistic body image.

Roughly 1,000 people a month google ‘Avengers workout’ and 590 a month lookup ‘Chris Hemsworth workout and diet’. These simple google searches say that Hemsworth as well as Evans, Jordan and all the other Marvel men who bulked up for the franchise, tend to eat six to eight big meals a day and work out for a minimum of two hours a day.

Some also reportedly dehydrate themselves before they go on camera so their muscles bulge and their six-packs ‘pop’ on camera.

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But this is simply not sustainable for the average man – and not even for those Marvel stars. They only eat and workout that intensely when they’re prepping for an MCU film. When the film is done and dusted, they reduce both their calorie intake and hours spent in the gym.

And don’t get me wrong, being inspired by these actors’ bodies is fine; so long as you don’t go overboard with your training and diet, and don’t constantly compare yourself to what you see on screen – because this can lead to body dysmorphia or an eating disorder.

As former professional AFL player and current head trainer at Infinite Cycle, Alex Johnson advises, men should not be following the strict training regime Marvel stars or professional athletes undergo before filming or competing.

Johnson told DMARGE: “A superhero or a professional boxer or fighter are great people to inspire you to strive for a healthier lifestyle and better physique, however, following their workout plans and eating habits is unsustainable for everyday life.”

Johnson also warns that men can develop serious mental health issues by comparing themselves to actors and athletes as well as health issues by following a similar routine to what actors and athletes put their bodies through; which he stresses is extremely unhealthy when done without (and even sometimes with) the help of professional trainers and nutritionists.

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“Body image is as important for males as it is for females. Unrealistic cutting of weight for films or fights, is not something that is healthy, and shouldn’t be done by the average person.”
Alex Johnson

Overall, you should just sit back and enjoy Marvel films for being the cool comic-book adaptations they are and don’t get hung up on what the actors look like – they are, after all, portraying ‘super’ humans – because it’s perfectly okay if you don’t look exactly like they do. As Johnson says, exercise should just be enjoyable and only a small part of your day.

“Exercise, whatever form that exercise is for an individual, should only be a part of someone’s life and become an enjoyable part of their day or their week. It should always be a part of a balanced diet and lifestyle.”
Alex Johnson
 
To be fair, its common knowledge that in Hollywood, these guys are using steroids and regimens and shit, talking to expensive doctors and going to clinics and shit to get that body. Hell in gym shit in general, people who are really into it, youre like a coin flip if theyre using gear or not or whatever, it can be done somewhat safely, but most people arent going to know that or how to do it.

But its a reason there are a bunch of motherfuckers who lift and focus on being "swole" but they dont look cut like the sex-icon version with chiseled muscles and visible abs what women cum on themselves over, theyre just 'big', and usually kinda fat and will never have the abs they want, because a lot of them are probably also 'doing keto' (incorrectly) and have a lot of visceral fat or arent monitoring their body fat percentage. I mean theres a lot of misinformation because theres a lot of shit people want to sell you.
 
I mean some shirtless shots literally force them to be dehydrated for the muscular look. It isn’t realistic, actual prize fighters tend to only get that really muscular look after sweating.
 
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Ctrl F “steroids” yielding zero results is a good litmus test as to why this article is being written. It’s fine to call out bullshit fad workouts that promise ridiculous outcomes, but don’t pussyfoot around what makes these guys as vascular and cut as they are before CGI.

Tldr: author doesn’t lift and therefore doesn’t get it
 
Quiet lard elemental, the reason why that they are that big because of steroids and extreme workout regime. The reason that there are fit bodies in media because people like to see beautiful bodies, and the fit physique of a man shows that he takes care of himself in a healthy way, unlike the author's fatass, who is strapped to an IV filled with corn syrup.

TL;DR: Fatties are disgusting and I would not have sex with them (100% true fact for people with options)
 
Thor and Captain aren't any bigger than dudes I see at the gym. So its technically possible for normies
The beyond-even-steroids physique is a remnant of the Dark Age that just won't die the death it deserves. Look at heroes in all the ages before that and they had reasonable builds and proportions, but ever since the late 80's and earl 90's, it seems like nobody wants to admit that a guy can have merely impressive calves, and not bowling balls, and still look reasonably heroic and superior....
 
The unrealism (and roids, and weird diets) isn't from them being built, it's from them being built and having like 1% body fat. To gain muscle, you need to gain calories and therefore some fat. To lose fat, you lose muscle along with. Before the covids I was going to the gym basically five nights a week, and I put on a lot of muscle, but I had nothing even close to a six pack. My abs were insane, but the pad of fat over them never budged.
 
The unrealism (and roids, and weird diets) isn't from them being built, it's from them being built and having like 1% body fat. To gain muscle, you need to gain calories and therefore some fat. To lose fat, you lose muscle along with. Before the covids I was going to the gym basically five nights a week, and I put on a lot of muscle, but I had nothing even close to a six pack. My abs were insane, but the pad of fat over them never budged.
That's what liposuction is for. Matter of fact, you can get "abs" from lipo:

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I think many - if not most - of the woke are "on the spectrum" if they have trouble separating fiction from IRL.

Especially since they fixate on social "justice" like an autistic special interest, and struggle with theory of mind via projecting.
 
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Some honesty around steroid use is definitely needed. It's a little tedious listening to Paul Rudd or whoever claim they got ripped in under 4 months just by eating chicken and broccoli.
 
So lose weight and lift, or be comfortable being a jolly fat bro. None of it matters, it's all about how you live in your current self.

My point is, whether you're a fatass or not, if a fucking capeshit movie genuinely has an effect on your self esteem, you need some kind of mental help, and likely are so broken you should just kill yourself.
 
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