Marvel Rivals - Superhero slop meets overwatch

[Humble Architect]

Is there a bigger incel than ultimate Reed Richards?

I mean, the guy did do a lot of based things for a milfy version of his ex.

Blowing up Washington and genociding Viking gods, gay space people and Europe? All just for a Susan who accepted him?

He’s just such a smug twerp about it that it made him the best thing to come out of that universe and less pathetic than mainline Reed at times. It’s fortunate Rivals made the best version of Reed ever and excised all the crap.

 

[Edgy But Dull]

Wtf.
Isn't like in TF2 when a fully charged shot from a Sniper is the only way to insta-kill?
What.

Nope, the only true 250+ damage/one-shot move in the game that isn't an ult is Hawkeye's arrows. It's why he's often banned in high ranks, as notable healer ults don't make people invulnerable, it gives them like 220 healing per second and getting 1-shot counters that.

 

[postfeetpls]

Wtf.
Isn't like in TF2 when a fully charged shot from a Sniper is the only way to insta-kill?
What.

No, Widow headshots tickle. I'm having tons of fun with her but I can't see how she'd be viable in higher levels of play. If the target has healer nearby they usually fill them up for the time it takes to 'recharge' the next shot. Headshots are 2x so it does 240 damage and everyone is at least 250 and above. If there's no follow up they always live. But she's so much more fun than her Overwatch counterpart.

 

[MrJokerRager]

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I am free. Honestly, fuck people in the lower ranks. I remember why I stopped playing MP games with a team focus all those years ago.

Im not moving out of Bronze 3.

Also 99 percent is like some cursed number in domination games.

 

[Van Darkholme]

Attention Marvel Rivals playing Niggercattle:
Please, for the love of everything that is holy: kill the healers first.
If they got Mantis and Invisible Woman on the team, chances are their tanks are never going to die, especially if its Thor, Hulk or Groot.
Often enough the DPS is just targetting the tanks, hoping they die while the healers hide in the background keeping them up without any problem.

I think Invisible Woman is overtuned and needs a nerf badly.

Damn Black Widow sucks. Headshots should be instant kill.

Easily the worst character in the game even after they buffed her.
I love to sneak up to them when playing as Scarlet Witch.

I mean, the guy did do a lot of based things for a milfy version of his ex.

Blowing up Washington and genociding Viking gods, gay space people and Europe? All just for a Susan who accepted him?

He’s just such a smug twerp about it that it made him the best thing to come out of that universe and less pathetic than mainline Reed at times. It’s fortunate Rivals made the best version of Reed ever and excised all the crap.

He also killed his parents because his dad thought he was a gay little nerd.

 

[Wild at Heart]

Are you already Gold this season ? And are you continuing in ranked? I am kinda temped to play more since I hope that Gold upwards the games and teams get better.

Stuck at Silver 3. A lot of avoidable losses put me off of ranked for a while. It is not hell like League or Overwatch, but it does take effort and drive to keep queuing up alone. Messing around in quick play and throwing Wolverine off the edge of the map has been fun. Just being an absolute idiot while winning is a good way to loaf around after comp.

Attention Marvel Rivals playing Niggercattle:
Please, for the love of everything that is holy: kill the healers first.
If they got Mantis and Invisible Woman on the team, chances are their tanks are never going to die, especially if its Thor, Hulk or Groot.
Often enough the DPS is just targetting the tanks, hoping they die while the healers hide in the background keeping them up without any problem.

This is the thing about Bronze - Silver. I assume that most other players on my team know the laws of Overwatch already. Cut off healing, kill the team. Isolate and destroy. But most of these players just got lucky and ranked up by playing over and over. Getting Gold is not hard though, I have been watching "Expert" videos where people analyze top players, that has helped tremendously.

Did you know Cap has an attack cancel with his sprint? Quickly hit: Sprint -> Left Click Attack -> Sprint -> Left Click Attack (repeat). You can stick to healers like glue by micro sprinting and closing the gap while attacking faster than normal. Cap is one of my favorites to play, but his shield throw and bash feel janky and too delicate. I want them to hit hard and have an oomph each time i press the button.

 

[MrJokerRager]

It’s fortunate Rivals made the best version of Reed ever and excised all the crap.

Damn, Reed just look like the kind of chud to handle a woman with those birthing hips.

And Invisible Man in game mentions having to deal with raising two super charged kids.

I think Invisible Woman is overtuned and needs a nerf badly.

Cloak and Dagger, in some ways is more effective than her.

Daggers main attacks are like laser guided sidewinder missiles and her ultimate lays waste to a mob of doodoo heads very effectively. Especially when they all cluster on the final checkpoint and it's a good time to troll.

 

[Humble Architect]

He also killed his parents because his dad thought he was a gay little nerd.

To be fair, to be fair, to be fair…….. it did snap him out of his neet phase. You do what you gotta do.

Maker did nothing wrong.

 

[00R-Gundam]

I like the Maker but im conflicted, in one hand he did some pretty based and cool shit for a villain....

...on the other hand you can boil down his evil origin story to: "...and he got cucked by Ben "The Thing" Grimm" so its hard to take Maker seriously when you see it like that.

 

[Local FloRida-man]

Seriously, what the fuck is the point of spider tracer? It just makes everything worse.

Also, playing Mantis is hell if your team doesn't realize what the damage buff does. If they don't you may as well pick a heal bot hero.

 

[Humble Architect]

I like the Maker but im conflicted, in one hand he did some pretty based and cool shit for a villain....

...on the other hand you can boil down his evil origin story to: "...and he got cucked by Ben "The Thing" Grimm" so its hard to take Maker seriously when you see it like that.

That’s the best ingredient for a comic book villain, a hater, it’s why Doom and his Ralphian ability to carry a grudge is so funny.

He gets cucked by a Jewish gigachad, gets a gram of milf puss and that, combined with pre-existing baggage is enough for him to go, “Fuck it” and be the villian Ultimate was lacking for the longest time, I mean it was too late at that point to save it but holy fuck was it grand.

His friendship with Banner was funny too, like it left such an impression that he recreated it in new Ultimate and got his bro on Buddhism (skin that will never happen for 500).

 

[Edgy But Dull]

Daggers main attacks are like laser guided sidewinder missiles and her ultimate lays waste to a mob of doodoo heads very effectively. Especially when they all cluster on the final checkpoint and it's a good time to troll.

That homing attack is why I've been playing Dagger a lot more than other healers. I've seen too many retarded DPS fail to look up and kill Iron Man/Storm just sitting there in the sky. Now I just throw out a few attacks to scare them off while their healer forgets they exist and doesn't heal them up.

 

[breadandcircuses]

And Invisible Woman in game mentions having to deal with raising two super charged kids.

I wonder if that means we'll see Franklin and Valeria as playable? They'd be about Peni's age.

Also ftfy.

 

[God of Nothing]

since this is apparently a success, DC trying to catch up rip-off of a rip-off when?

 

[I Know 孤独のせい]

since this is apparently a success, DC trying to catch up rip-off of a rip-off when?

Hopefully never.
Depends on if a western or eastern developers takes over. If Rocksteady or EA get to do it, it will shut down quickly or be just a footnote. And I don't think NetEase have the capacity to maintain a second Hero shooter.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

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I mean, the guy did do a lot of based things for a milfy version of his ex.

Blowing up Washington and genociding Viking gods, gay space people and Europe? All just for a Susan who accepted him?

He’s just such a smug twerp about it that it made him the best thing to come out of that universe and less pathetic than mainline Reed at times. It’s fortunate Rivals made the best version of Reed ever and excised all the crap.
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To be fair, to be fair, to be fair…….. it did snap him out of his neet phase. You do what you gotta do.

Maker did nothing wrong.

Why is Sue dressed up as Kang?

 

[The Early 2000s]

I like playing The Punisher. I like blowing Wolverine's brains out with my shotgun whenever he tries to do anything. I like unloading a clip into Iron Man while he floats around like a gay fairy. I like demolishing Groot's walls in a second with my turret. I like zipline-jumping a third of the map faster than Spiderman can.

Nothing makes me happier than when that Magika bitch tries to wipe a healer only for me to place two shotgun blasts between the eyes, dropping her in seconds. Idk why other DPS characters are more commonly used; when you're on a roll with Frank you can easily carry, provided your team comp isn't complete dogshit.

 

[God of Nothing]

I like playing The Punisher. I like blowing Wolverine's brains out with my shotgun whenever he tries to do anything. I like unloading a clip into Iron Man while he floats around like a gay fairy. I like demolishing Groot's walls in a second with my turret. I like zipline-jumping a third of the map faster than Spiderman can.

Nothing makes me happier than when that Magika bitch tries to wipe a healer only for me to place two shotgun blasts between the eyes, dropping her in seconds. Idk why other DPS characters are more commonly used; when you're on a roll with Frank you can easily carry, provided your team comp isn't complete dogshit.

the mutie fears the man with a gun

 

[00R-Gundam]

I like playing The Punisher. I like blowing Wolverine's brains out with my shotgun whenever he tries to do anything. I like unloading a clip into Iron Man while he floats around like a gay fairy. I like demolishing Groot's walls in a second with my turret. I like zipline-jumping a third of the map faster than Spiderman can.

Nothing makes me happier than when that Magika bitch tries to wipe a healer only for me to place two shotgun blasts between the eyes, dropping her in seconds. Idk why other DPS characters are more commonly used; when you're on a roll with Frank you can easily carry, provided your team comp isn't complete dogshit.

Hes pretty good, more so cause he is the "soldier 76" of the game. If you enjoy Punisher and youre interested in reading his comics, i would recommend the Punisher Max run.

 

[The handsome tard]

Well, hopefully they wont do what they usually do and throw a patch or online requirement that ruins everyone's fun ala Helldivers 2 (I legit dont think the game ever recovered from that fully).

But hey, much rather people play this instead of Overwatch 2, the characters are actually engaging for starters instead of JUST being coomer bait (which they are too but still). And they seem to treat the characters with actual respect which is surprising given how they have been defanged in the comics and/or the MCU

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I mean, the guy did do a lot of based things for a milfy version of his ex.

Blowing up Washington and genociding Viking gods, gay space people and Europe? All just for a Susan who accepted him?

He’s just such a smug twerp about it that it made him the best thing to come out of that universe and less pathetic than mainline Reed at times. It’s fortunate Rivals made the best version of Reed ever and excised all the crap.
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They had Reed and Sue actually a loving couple and the Fantastic Four feel like a family, which is something so many writers on so many mediums just miss out entirely.

There is like 8 different mutants off the top of my head that use guns more than their actual mutant powers they could use

Surprised they havent used Mystique or some other shapeshifter as a "Spy" type class from TF2