💀 Horrorcow Masaokis - Cooking with Hoarders

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legtard respecter said:
probably the most likable cow with the horrorcow tag
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I never felt like the tag really fit Masao...horrorcows are guys like Nick Bate or Kevin Gibes (or honestly CWC these days).

More of a mysterycow or oddcow than anything. Just the thought of someone having a specific, separate apartment dedicated to making peculiar videos and engaging in eccentric behavior sets the tone for the whole situation.
 
It's not much, but you see him reflected in a chrome pot lid at 13:30. I mention this because he's notoriously adept at hiding his face, despite constantly passing in front of bathroom mirrors and other reflective surfaces while acting insane.
 
This man is, truly, one of the greatest philosophers of our age. There should be a new school of thought called Masaokisism. Some offshoot of the tree of Dudeism.
 
"I'm going to mix it a little bit"
*Takes katana he pulled out from under the sink and begins stirring the ground beef and coconut oil with it*

God I love this man.

Edit: We also get Chris-Chan lore as told by Masaokis. This has rocketed to one of my top three Masaokis vids.
 
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Always got big time Alan Resnik, living-art style vibes from this guy, glad to see he's still around.

Canadian national treasure
 
For some reason, I rather like this guy. His cooking is atrocious and his apartment is a mess, but he seems like a pretty likeable dude.

I'd get a burger with him for sure. I associate his name with degens so it brought a smile to my face when I figured out it was toilet-steak man.
 
I miss Masao, man. I'm so happy he's posting again. I wonder if he could be goaded into making some of KingCobraJFS' recipes ... or maybe even the other way around.
 
A new video, about making mashed potatoes and the Canadian convervatives' pushback against "woke" culture.
 
Not a cooking video. Masao got a one month prescription for vyvanse (speed) and went bonkers after taking one pill. He is fine now.
 
RollingRock2 said:
Not a cooking video. Masao got a one month prescription for vyvanse (speed) and went bonkers after taking one pill. He is fine now.
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You know it's going to be one of those special videos when it opens with the writing pad and pencil. Anyways, more lolcows should be given speed, just to see what they do.
 
His description of going to work while fully possessed by the medication is very funny. Although he says nobody noticed anything unusual about him at work, one has to wonder.
 
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