💀 Horrorcow Masaokis - Cooking with Hoarders
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Masao is not a lolcow. He's the only worthwhile person on Youtube, nay, the internet.
That being said, there's something wrong with that blender. I think there was soap in it. And then he ate it.
That being said, there's something wrong with that blender. I think there was soap in it. And then he ate it.
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Pretty sure his liquid of choice is sambuca. It also joined the rotting peaches in another video that might have also involved hot dogs and again in a smoothie one. Clearly I must have had a dissociative episode because I just have images of furry fruit and a kitchen straight out of hoarders flying past my field of vision.
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Ummm, it doesn't matter if a peach had white stuff on it because, you know, when people get old they get white hair and that's just what happens to old things and if you throw moldy peaches away you're just being sucked in by capitalist propaganda. #theTaoofMasao
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I missed this guy. He was one of my first internet oddities. Someone linked me the Eggs for Obama video, and I was hooked.
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I would like to see him attend a PM debate. It would be worth it to see a redneck, Canadian guy take his spot on the stage and then he whips out a lighter and a sausage
"The sausages are the uh budget under the Liberals. They're, uh, they're burning it up and unlike sausages they don't go good with peach juice."
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Masako is actually extremely intelligent.
He is a law clerk/solicitor by profession.
His videos are performance art to some extend although he is certainly a real hoarder.
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Which would make it even better. A smart performance artist making it into the PM debate.
I would love to see him blend canned peaches while Trudeau is trying to talk.
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So is he "OK"? He is odd for sure but I always kind of liked his stuff. Weird internet people like him are my favorites. They just go along affably doing odd things not hurting anyone and documenting it for us to see. He vanished for awhile so I thought something had happened to him.
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Man, I am already looking forward to Masaokis' Home Improvement Adventures. I eagerly await the liberal application of peaches, sambucca, and hot dogs. With lots of stream of consciousness rambling.
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Oh wow, it's been several years since I heard of this guy. I thought it was all an act, like HowToBasic. I haven't looked at any of the videos in the thread yet, but I remember a personal favorite of his being when he tried to cut something using a fucking katana or whatever from under his sink.
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"It's like masturbation practice or something it makes your hands stronger" Oh man I missed this guy.
Also him wandering in the woods at the beginning hearing children playing then saying "it sounds likes someones being tortured I need to get out of here". Def required viewing.
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Tell him and FitVeganGinger to do a collab video.
She makes the recipe, he gets the ingredients and prepares it.
She makes the recipe, he gets the ingredients and prepares it.