*Ehem* Before we get started hear, I'd like everyone who is currently eating to please put down their food for the remainder of this thread. Terribly sorry to be so pushy, but it's for your own good.
Everyone ready? No one's eating? Okay! Masokis time! Who is he? A strange Canadian law clerk who might just be the worst cook on the internet. That's not hyperbole either. Just watch:
And yes, he HAS set his bathroom on fire before. Twice actually.
Oh I should mention, these videos are not from his account, they're just re-hosts.
Yummy, right? Well, if you're just dying to get your hands on more tasty Masokis recipes, you're in luck! He's just started making them again! Yay!
The second part of that omelet video when the pan bursts into flames while he's whisking the egg shells has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I hope the rest of his stuff is as hilarious as what I just watched.
The second part of that omelet video when the pan bursts into flames while he's whisking the egg shells has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I hope the rest of his stuff is as hilarious as what I just watched.
These are literally the greatest things I've ever seen. Holy shit the "AUUUGH I should not have done that. Don't mix sausages and peaches" has me in tears. I can't believe there's 90 of these to watch. Christmas came so early this year
These are literally the greatest things I've ever seen. Holy shit the "AUUUGH I should not have done that. Don't mix sausages and peaches" has me in tears. I can't believe there's 90 of these to watch. Christmas came so early this year
I love his reaction to the pot starting on fire in the second omlette video. Utter confusion, like he doesn't even know what fire is. His first instinct when he sees fire is to turn off the fucking TV. This has to be the best Cow I've ever seen, no joke.
There's something singularly upsetting about the fact that someone can live like this and not be a gibbering lunatic but that emotional crisis was resolved when the law clerk tried to defrost a steak with a burning paper towel and dropped it on his bathroom floor and I almost puked with happiness.
God, it's like he's a Sim when it comes to fire. Like, completely unaware that meat juice and a stove would equal flare-ups. Even his caveman-esque grunting is perfect.
What the hell would possess someone to cook steak and hot dogs in a fucking toilet or a vase as opposed to a stove that seems mostly operable?
I was going to have a late dinner tonight but I think I'll just have some nice ice water instead.
I actually came to the CWCkiforums on a Masao bingewatch. I feel like he's too self-aware to be a lolcow, though. He disappeared from the internet when he thought people were laughing at his videos.
I've got this theory that he's fully aware of how crazy these videos are, but he's got some mental disability that makes him basically a victim of whatever insane thing his subconscious makes him do. He's a very successful lawyer (not the trial kind) when he's not living in his secret cooking house, and he's had a few long-term relationships that got him cleaned up.
I love his reaction to the pot starting on fire in the second omlette video. Utter confusion, like he doesn't even know what fire is. His first instinct when he sees fire is to turn off the fucking TV. This has to be the best Cow I've ever seen, no joke.
I'm not even exactly sure how he set the pot on fire. He had pulled it out from a sink full of dirty dishes and there obviously some grime on the bottom, but I never got to see what exactly put in it to make it flame up like that.
I'm not even exactly sure how he set the pot on fire. He had pulled it out from a sink full of dirty dishes and there obviously some grime on the bottom, but I never got to see what exactly put in it to make it flame up like that.
