💀 Horrorcow Masaokis - Cooking with Hoarders

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GRANDnumberofMULTIPLES said:
I legitimately kept waiting for him to knock everything the fuck over.

If he's mixing this with sleeping pills it sounds like there's something he wants to drown out. I accidentally OD'd on a combo of benzos, booze, and sleeping pills a few years ago... twice... in the same week. Wild partygirl life plus severe untreated bipolar disorder caught up to me eventually.

It is a very easy threshold to cross and I'd love to know more about this guy. It is possible to be functional mixing booze and pills but there's definitely times where it gets questionable.

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I would totally give an e-cookie to someone who tries any of his recipes, including the amazing sambuca/burnt coffee concoction. I've never seen someone try to burn so many ingredients before eating them. Not even that pyro kid in middle school.
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I'm actually really morbidly curious about the sambuca thing so mayhaps sometime in the future you'll be giving me that e-cookie.
 
serdog said:
Sambuca and coffee is pretty tasty (that the normal way putting a shot of sambuca in a cub of coffee) , I am also suprised at how clean his kitchen is in the sunrise video .

I agree with Cluelessly the burnt coffee sambuca sounds morbidly interesting
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Yes, that's his new house. He hasn't messed it up yet, but he has had several small fires there.
 
In my head it sounds like the most palatable thing he's made (other than the tequila sunrise mixed on the kitchen floor). I fucking love coffee and anything black liquorice flavored.

In reality I imagine that if I burn my grounds in a plastic measuring utensil my drink will take on that wonderful melted-plastic-I-left-my-water-in-the-car-in-death-valley taste.

I think everyone has had some kind of kitchen fire or another. My former housemate set a small pan of olive oil on fire a couple years ago but immediately clamped a lid on it and then we took it outside. I burned part of my eyebrows off years ago after adding brandy to an apricot glaze. But by god were these no everyday occurrences. I've known some shitty cooks but the worst they did was transmute perfectly good food into charcoal, not burn the fucking house down.
 
littlebiscuits said:
Yes, that's his new house. He hasn't messed it up yet, but he has had several small fires there.
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I think he has actually concurrently occupied both places for some time. In the earlier videos he mentions several times that he's "going to his other house", which seems to refer to the cleaner one, and he's made more recent videos in the filthy hoarder house too. Maybe one is for sleeping and the other is for storing garbage.
 
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Faceist Analchest said:
I think he has actually concurrently occupied both places for some time. In the earlier videos he mentions several times that he's "going to his other house", which seems to refer to the cleaner one, and he's made more recent videos in the filthy hoarder house too. Maybe one is for sleeping and the other is for storing garbage.
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That's actually typical hoarder behavior. I read it in Randy Forst's book (he's the nation's expert on hoarding. It's quite a good book). Hoarder's will, if financially possible, purchase two houses, one to be clean and one to be dirty. Of course, the clean one doesn't stay clean very long!
 
Xarpho said:
Who knows. He's obviously literate (really, in the States, functionally illiterate people at supermarkets aren't that uncommon), and it's probably not staged because no outrageous Internet personality could fake a hoarder house.

The whole "Mussolini and Stalin" thing was confusing. If he has the slightest idea of who these men were, he obviously doesn't hold a high opinion of both Bush and Obama, but if that were the case, why did he leave the TV on for the inauguration?
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Based on his earlier reactions, if he turned the TV off the tub/dishwasher or toilet/BBQ pit might burst into flames.
 
littlebiscuits said:
*Ehem* Before we get started hear, I'd like everyone who is currently eating to please put down their food for the remainder of this thread. Terribly sorry to be so pushy, but it's for your own good.
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I wasn't eating but the hotdogs and peaches video nearly made me puke anyways. I find hotdogs gross as it were, but when he tossed it into the blender.... :heart-empty:
 
FreeCandyVan said:
Oh god what the

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ojKjgWJGoE0
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You can always replace milk with Sambuca. Got it.

I was extremely horrified as he started the blender with the fruit (including the deathpeaches) just... in there. No need to take those pesky peels off. Banana peels are the most fibrous and unappealing (hahageddit) skin I've ever tried off a fruit.

And the stickers on the tangerines/not-oranges too... *sigh* It's like watching a trainwreck. I just can't look away.
 
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