💀 Horrorcow Masaokis - Cooking with Hoarders

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Bless, Masao is genuinely one of the few harmless cow I had the pleasure of knowing.
 
Did anyone catch his copyright disclaimer at the beginning has a whole section about Sambucha?
He starts cooking at 8 mins. Before that he goes for a walk and reads the newspaper.
He's making his cake in a pot.
14 minutes in he's explaining how gender reassignment surgery is done and how it could be done better. :story:
He's cooking the cake on the stove
25 minutes making icing and talking about how whether or not someone is dead depends on your timezone
27 minutes. Cake is burning so he mixes it
28 mins explains space and time using a jar of salsa
29 mins his cake is burning and the kitchen fills with smoke. He turns on the fan and a spiderweb falls on him.
36.50 Plates up his cake on the floor. Burns his floor
39.40 Pot into the bath
40:18 the finished cake
 
The instructions on noodles are bullshit, Masao shows the correct way to make noodles!

 
Ellesse_warrior said:
The instructions on noodles are bullshit, Masao shows the correct way to make noodles!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ljJcQCYPh2g
How to properly eat noodles-ljJcQCYPh2g.mp4
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Masao truly is the Kathy Mitchell of ramen. I had no idea I was doing it all WRONG!
I didn't realize I needed a scissors to open them or that I needed to bust them up like a bag of zoo zoos in the county lockup dayroom. And I definitely didn't realize I needed not one, but TWO! TWO! frozen pizza cardboard backings (replete with leavins').

And I definitely didn't realize I needed Mr. Noodles. But I use Maruchan. My grocery store doesn't carry Mr. Noodles...

Seriously though I LOVE Masao and I confess to bingewatching him. Love his humor and personality.
 
I'm impressed by his ability to be horrifying and lovable simultaneously. I hope he can keep his other place clean.
 
Cubans are communist because snowmen don't exist there. :story:

 
Sorry for double post. Masao uploaded two vintage photos. One from when he was in Italy and couldn't sleep because his neighbours were all watching the world cup in the street.
The second one is all about Scientologists
 
Poor Masao is having a bad weekend. First having the clean the oven and then he bricked his microwave.

Edit:

Masao is doing a video premiere later:
 
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