Masking My Problems - A glimpse of the REAL Amberlynn via Eric

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These last few vlogs from Al and Eric has been like watching the same vlog twice. The shady Al shots and commentary are the only things saving Eric's from complete boredom. They may want to think about dividing up their content.
 
angelicbitch said:
Goes to show that Amber is constantly seeking attention.
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This was the real reason for the tantrum.

thejackal said:
She needs to be around more ambitious people.
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Amber is uneducated, too lazy to seek enhancement to the little education she had, and too dumb to learn much. More ambitious people don't want to be around her. Why would they? She bring absolutely nothing to the table and is bound to give people around her a headache - if not from her "perfumes", it will be from the squealing.
 
In Hamber's older vlogs prior to her moving in, the house Becky and the guys share looked quite nice....clean and spacious. Now it looks so cluttered and messy with all of Hamberlynn's crap taking up the den and all her new purchases left out on the counters. She is such a slob.

When Eric was getting his eyebrows threaded, and had his arm over his forehead, obstructing the view of his horrible hair, he actually looked quite nice.

We get it Eric, you are a Ru Paul's Drag Race fan....we have that in common, but no need to constantly use Alaska's "Hiiiiiiiiiiiii" greeting! Kudos to you for knowing the movie they saw was the 4th in the Insidious franchise, unlike Hamber.
 
spookyjimmy said:
this baby doesn't just scream, it also rolls around leaving a sticky brown trail on the floor that oozes from her fatty rolls and arse-crack.
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A toilet fetishist talking about Amber dropping logs, and making a giant r.etard of himself while trying to make sick burns... The term A-Logging has a whole new meaning, and I'm not sure how I feel about that :c
 
Does anyone else thinks the title of this video was a double entendre? Eric surely saw the binges and knew that Amber wasn't mentioning it on her vlogs and is probably lying about her weight loss.
 
I fucking love how much Eric calls AL a bitch, such subtle shade disguised as fabulous gay boy banter. :heart-full:

Edit: Ricky's face at 0:50 is marvelous darling, so much hate for the elephant seal.


Morimba said:
It's crazy how hyper aware of the camera she is.
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Totally, someone mentioned her attempting to cover herself with her cardigan, she also does the super cringey poses that she thinks make her look skinny/hot. :cryblood:
 
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Did Eric say at the beginning he isn't going to lie they had McDonald's? I wonder if that was just him and Rickie. Maybe that's why AL threw a tantrum and ran out of the room, they had McD's and she didn't. Do they have to eat out when they have unhealthy food and not eat in front of AL?

Were Eric and Rickie doing the whole healthy eating thing to help support AL? Plus they can't have any of her trigger foods around...even though he joked about how she eats all of the food, I wonder if she really has. So they can't eat or have any of their own food in their own house just to support AL in her weight loss attempt. If everyone in the house was going through so much effort to try and support her and yet she goes in binges anyway and makes Becky go with her that must suck for them.
 
Alpo_Farts36 said:
Edit: Ricky's face at 0:50 is marvelous darling, so much hate for the elephant seal.
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Ricky is So. Fucking. Done.

... I love it.
 
497 said:
...even though he joked about how she eats all of the food, I wonder if she really has. So they can't eat or have any of their own food in their own house just to support AL in her weight loss attempt.
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If I had a roommate that ate my food or kept me from eating whatever I felt like eating because "omg guys muh triggers" I would dropkick them. She has said herself (jokingly) that she eats all of their food so I believe there's truth to it.
 
sweaty chafing thighs said:
If I had a roommate that ate my food or kept me from eating whatever I felt like eating because "omg guys muh triggers" I would dropkick them. She has said herself (jokingly) that she eats all of their food so I believe there's truth to it.
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And after dropkicking her, I'd lock up my food. No one tells me what I can and can't eat. She could watch me eat cookies and cake. Fuck her.
 
Toxoplasmosis said:
And after dropkicking her, I'd lock up my food. No one tells me what I can and can't eat. She could watch me eat cookies and cake. Fuck her.
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If they did lock up their food, they should set up a camera to record Amber's attempts to break the lock.
 
Toxoplasmosis said:
And after dropkicking her, I'd lock up my food. No one tells me what I can and can't eat. She could watch me eat cookies and cake. Fuck her.
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Ricky, take note.

I'd be the one to bring home the smelliest, greasiest food I could find and sit in front of a gently blowing fan. They should get Cheesecake Factory to go and eat it in front of her.
 
Long time lurker said:
I'm shocked with how Amber has to thrust her shoulders forward when she walks. Due to the way she curates her videos I'd never had a chance to see her walking from that angle.
For anyone still wondering how Amber fits in a theater seat - the arm is up. She probably spills over on Becky's seat who's squeezed in her chair.
Regarding the hissy fit, Amber has Becky well trained. I bet that when she was binging and anyone tried to reason with her, she did something similar and when Becky went after her she convinced Beck to go get food for her.




He seems to be craving a grown up life. I'm not sure if he'll ever break up with Eric, but I can see that the childish behaviour from the others is beginning to annoy him.
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She's got raging plantar fasciitis, and these prove it beyond all doubt. Ironically, it's what you get from too much running or walking on hard surfaces...or being so damn massive the tendon strap under each foot literally collapses under the weight. Rare pics of her feet show it, she no longer has an arch and seems to be developing "rocker bottom" feet as well, where they're bowing outwards from sheer pressure.

Her banging on about heel spurs is just another facet of her enormous medical ignorance. Maybe she does have one, but it's far more likely to be caused by rather than causal. That rolling walk is characteristic of PF, and seeing it at 500lbs is frightening - she's not really walking at all, just heaving side-to-side and allowing momentum to do the rest, the way we move heavy furniture. Her feet are unstrapped, her shoes have no support, and every time she stands up that tendon strap gives just a bit more.

PF is a bloody nuisance if you're fit and healthy, it takes forever to heal. But hers will never get the chance, and it's a toss-up at this point whether it stops her walking or causes her to fall. Every single step she takes is dangerous, and her knees are about ready to fail anyway (when she stands head-on you can see her legs splay outwards from the knee down.) A danger of PF is that the hips and knees are put under extreme strain from the distorted walk, and that's without a quarter-ton of weight bearing down. It's a horrifying thought, but I'd be surprised if she's still mobile by this time next year....and even if she does somehow lose the weight, the damage done is irreversible. Some skeletal damage can be repaired but ithink her feet are fucked for life.

At 27. Holy fuck.
 
Long time lurker said:
I was torn about what rating to give you. I agree with the above part. Every time I see her walking I'm reminded of how sometimes I move big, heavy boxes.
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Oh god, I get that all the time with AL! She causes massive cognitive dissonance in all of us, I get torn between feels and "wahey" for any specially deliciously bitchy one-liners. But my inner bitch usually wins out ;-)

The frustrating thing is that all she sees here is hate, but I don't think anyone genuinely hates her. Nobody's that invested. But there is so much good, useful medical info on all sorts of things - I know more about diabetes than I ever did before from learning from others on these threads. She's absolutely her own worst enemy because she always has to be right. Most of mature out of that, but she never has.
 
Ricky is the master of shade. Al should take notes from him. From the unflattering camera angles to even the video title shows that he has no qualms about shaming her for being a disgusting homonculi of a person...

I wonder how al will get out of this shitty (for her) power dynamic
 
de_DEVIL_tails said:
Ricky is the master of shade. Al should take notes from him. From the unflattering camera angles to even the video title shows that he has no qualms about shaming her for being a disgusting homonculi of a person...

I wonder how al will get out of this shitty (for her) power dynamic
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I love Ricky. Team Ricky all the way!

She won't get out of this unhealthy dynamic. She can't. She's eaten her way out of any agency in her life, so all she can do is pretend everything is rosy, eat more for comfort, and die a little more inside. Rinse and repeat...

Mental, innit?
 
Tiny Clanger said:
I love Ricky. Team Ricky all the way!

She won't get out of this unhealthy dynamic. She can't. She's eaten her way out of any agency in her life, so all she can do is pretend everything is rosy, eat more for comfort, and die a little more inside. Rinse and repeat...

Mental, innit?
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Ugh if thats the case then ill stop following her. Al has finally met her match in passive agressiveness. If all she does is just roll over and not generate any drama by standing up to then i will be very dissapointed.

Then again the situation they are in cant last for much longer...ricky is being a good sport by revealing info on al passivly but i would really love for him to do a q and a after this ends
 
If we're lucky he'll find a way to film her while she's on a binge.
 
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