Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

[Very Honest Content]

I'm safely confirming Derich based on this thread evidence for being on the autism spectrum.

Does anybody know the general timeline of how Phil came to always respond to Derich posts in his stream chat? How did that evolution look and what was the progression of it?

 

[MemeGrey]

I have this saved

 

[Megaroad 2012]

He's cute, don't troon out plz

 

[Full Race Replay]

big ups to the user who had the balls to finally make the Derich thread.

Back on topic, what do you guys think the chances are that Derich currently wants to be a porn actor when he grows up? I bet he still thinks it's this fantasy land where you just have sex all the time and never grow tired of it

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Derich singing the Sinnoh song archive

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

What a genuine freak lmao. He's 19 and balding already lmao

 

[millais]

He has no shame, publicly asking other coomers on Twitter about how good it was to coom to a particular porn video: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/post-8367141

 

[Swirling weeb]

Bro... is this dude really acting like a poser Derich my dude do you not know the basic sex positions? Do you know where the vagina is I swear to god if you go the chris Chan route of hiring a hooker I will be so god damn disappointed in you

 

[Prince Lotor]

big ups to the user who had the balls to finally make the Derich thread.

Back on topic, what do you guys think the chances are that Derich currently wants to be a porn actor when he grows up? I bet he still thinks it's this fantasy land where you just have sex all the time and never grow tired of it

I kind of can't tell anymore if his non-stop requests to be signal-boosted are just because he wants attention or if he somehow thinks that this is how you break into being in porn and if he gets "popular" enough on Twitter he will get to fuck all these girls. He is retarded so it's difficult for me to actually figure the motivation behind his constant stream of coomer Tweets.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

How long before Phil addresses that there's a thread of Derich on here created by some mentally ill fucks and theyre making fun of him, that he's putting his foot down now and anything mean said to his little buddy in chat is getting permabanned?

 

[millais]

So now that he finally has a dedicated thread and the question won't shit up the general fan thread, what is "TSM"? Is it a wrestling thing, a Pokemon thing? I remember seeing a video where he is chanting "TSM", but there wasn't any context.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

So now that he finally has a dedicated thread and the question won't shit up the general fan thread, what is "TSM"? Is it a wrestling thing, a Pokemon thing? I remember seeing a video where he is chanting "TSM", but there wasn't any context.

It's a LoL team.

 

[Full Race Replay]

if he gets "popular" enough on Twitter he will get to fuck all these girls.

I bet he saw that video of mia khalifa fucking a virgin fan and is trying to be that guy lmao.

 

[Cats]

lol is there really a site called Blacked dot com? I'm not checking for myself, I don't want nigger sites near my computer or it might stop working

 

[Gramh]

Dumb question, but how do we know that the coomer Twitter trashfire is the actual Derich? The Twitter handle in his dox isn't the same as the coomer.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Dumb question, but how do we know that the coomer Twitter trashfire is the actual Derich? The Twitter handle in his dox isn't the same as the coomer.

It's kinda like the TheyCallMeDSP thing with WWE Champions, all of Derich's accounts have "DerichLoves_____" names. He's also posted new images of himself on that page, too.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

lol is there really a site called Blacked dot com? I'm not checking for myself, I don't want nigger sites near my computer or it might stop working

Don't worry at this pace there's gonna be deriched.com soon too.

 

[millais]

Dumb question, but how do we know that the coomer Twitter trashfire is the actual Derich? The Twitter handle in his dox isn't the same as the coomer.

For one thing, during Derich's "birthday week", Twitter Derich was begging for birthday shoutouts from porn actors and e-thots, the same way he was begging for them in Pigroach chat.

 

[Gramh]

It's kinda like the TheyCallMeDSP thing with WWE Champions, all of Derich's accounts have "DerichLoves_____" names. He's also posted new images of himself on that page, too.

Sounds kinda flimsy to me, especially since his other Twitter account is still active.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Sounds kinda flimsy to me, especially since his other Twitter account is still active.

I don't recall Derich having another active twitter, @DerichLovesWWE is the most recently used one.