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If/when Derich steals his parents' credit card, what will he spend on?

  • A youtube membership so he can talk in Phil's chat

    Votes: 175 27.3%

  • Porn and thots

    Votes: 465 72.7%
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I know it's like a "funny" meme given Derich's proclivities, but I don't currently see him committing a crime of that sort.

What I see happening is him either eventually getting a girlfriend of a similar intellectual level, or him obsessing over pornography, wrestling and retarded-streamer stuff until late in life, then going from there.

Derich actively seeking physical harm/exploiting someone is not on my Bingo card, since I don't know him personally anyways. His personality & actual way of thinking is still a bit foggy, I'd personally need just a bit more to see what someone's true self is, and what's part of the façade.
 
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We Are The Witches said:
him obsessing over pornography, wrestling and retarded-streamer stuff until late in life
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I'd put good money on this. We kinda already saw the future of Derich with that other dude who used to feature here and was (maybe still is?) briefly friends with Derich, the one who'd get upset and throw a hissy fit when the porn stars he tweeted didn't wish him good night.
 
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We Are The Witches said:
I know it's like a "funny" meme given Derich's proclivities, but I don't currently see him committing a crime of that sort.

What I see happening is him either eventually getting a girlfriend of a similar intellectual level, or him obsessing over pornography, wrestling and retarded-streamer stuff until late in life, then going from there.

Derich actively seeking physical harm/exploiting someone is not on my Bingo card, since I don't know him personally anyways. His personality & actual way of thinking is still a bit foggy, I'd personally need just a bit more to see what someone's true self is, and what's part of the façade.
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He is a sexual predator waiting to happen. And if he is successful on his first attempt, he will become emboldened and become a mass threat. My theory is his Chinese immigrant parents were career-minded and started having kids too late. Derich is created from a dried up, lead contaminated egg and overly stressed, old sperm. Thus, as Phil would say, the autism
 
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I just realized that if Derish or anyone dies in the DSP extended cinematic universe people are going to say...

"thank for stopping by derish..."

and it's going to be sad

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I tried to make one of those template things online but stumbled across this website. Derish is my Chinese son who is still alive but is also stillborn (no I'm not going to register it)
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neger psykolog said:
I just realized that if Derish or anyone dies in the DSP extended cinematic universe people are going to say...

"thank for stopping by derish..."

and it's going to be sad
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By random people online, which no one should care about for oneself.

I'm sure if I died (or other people) and it was public, someone on the Internet would say "lol" or whatever else, who cares? :story: When it comes to these things, the only ones that matter are the ones who love you.
 
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Before derich got banned by phil he always used to type "Hey Phil" and an emote where he waves. He also typically would give random ass factoids like a nerd.
Now I havnt investigated DSP's chat too much cause im only really watching the casino but this guy on kick RealKingMichael (a 6 month subscriber) was just now doing the same thing.
So I think the dude just got banned and came back with a new name. I suppose its possible a detractor is memeing but with a 6 month sub i dont know.
Unless its just a thing the subscribers tend to do
 
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TulpaTownW said:
Before derich got banned by phil he always used to type "Hey Phil" and an emote where he waves. He also typically would give random ass factoids like a nerd.
Now I havnt investigated DSP's chat too much cause im only really watching the casino but this guy on kick RealKingMichael (a 6 month subscriber) was just now doing the same thing.
So I think the dude just got banned and came back with a new name. I suppose its possible a detractor is memeing but with a 6 month sub i dont know.
Unless its just a thing the subscribers tend to do
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The Kingmichael guy is just some weirdo that used to spam on dsp's Twitch chat from back in the day with similar msgs. Very likely not our Derich boy.
 
Has there ever been any confirmation that Derich has seen this thread? I'm always curious what someone with that IQ level would think of this many people talking about him.

On the one hand I think there's no way he could have avoided someone linking him here (and God knows his parents don't have any controls on his internet access) but I also kinda think he might read a line or two from this thread, realize it's not porn or Phil and just close it out of boredom.
 
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Gumming3082 said:
I'm always curious what someone with that IQ level would think of this many people talking about him.
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He used to block any detractors of Phil or himself on Twitter, so he's definitely aware people know about him. If he knows about this thread, chances are he's never seen it since Phil brainwashed him into believing Kiwi Farms is evil and nasty.
 
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Has there ever been any confirmation that Derich has seen this thread? I'm always curious what someone with that IQ level would think of this many people talking about him.

On the one hand I think there's no way he could have avoided someone linking him here (and God knows his parents don't have any controls on his internet access) but I also kinda think he might read a line or two from this thread, realize it's not porn or Phil and just close it out of boredom.
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God, I hope not. Derich would have an absolute field day if he discovered this thread because of how often we say his name.

I'm not even being sarcastic, I genuinely think he's too dented to comprehend 99% of this thread and he'd just mindlessly scroll through and smile every time he sees his name mentioned, no matter what the context. I know people joke about Derich not even realizing he was banned with the way YouTube handles thing, but I legit think that's a possibility. I don't think he's still desperately typing away in Phil's chat, trying to find out what he had for dinner, but...if you told me he was there for like a week or two typing the same thing over and over until he finally got frustrated enough to leave when he didn't get a response, I'd believe it.
 
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Keith the Horse Fucker said:
He is a sexual predator waiting to happen. And if he is successful on his first attempt, he will become emboldened and become a mass threat. My theory is his Chinese immigrant parents were career-minded and started having kids too late. Derich is created from a dried up, lead contaminated egg and overly stressed, old sperm. Thus, as Phil would say, the autism
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My read on Derich is that he’s probably just the next step below The White Bowser or Nova Online but has been raised in a more functional environment where he faced consequences for failing at basic human functions like bathing himself.
 
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