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If/when Derich steals his parents' credit card, what will he spend on?

  • A youtube membership so he can talk in Phil's chat

    Votes: 175 27.3%

  • Porn and thots

    Votes: 466 72.7%
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Watches porn 14 hours a day and still has the "extra sausage" innuendo go over his head.

His sperg levels are off the charts.
 
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hundredthousand said:
From DerichWatch:

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Watches porn 14 hours a day and still has the "extra sausage" innuendo go over his head.

His sperg levels are off the charts.
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As long as he stays away from "cheese pizza"

Seriously, this dude is retarded. If he was in an actual porno he wouldn't get laid.

"Hey there, pizza boy, did you bring me the large sausage? I'm really looking for some meat to fill me up..."

"Umm, no, ma'am. It's a medium pepperoni and breadsticks. Have a nice day!"

*CUT*
 
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DerichLovesNWA said:
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credit to DerichWatch as usual.

I know we’re not supposed to pozload my neghole but I seriously wonder if contacting his parents would nip this in the bud.
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You think since Derichwatch was a thing and that playlist of little kids got exposed his mother doesn't already know exactly what his fetishes are (if any he seems kinda bland and boring) and top 10 pornstars are?

I'm willing to bet the poop has already been touched and it's still being fondled.
 
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tripmix said:
You think since Derichwatch was a thing and that playlist of little kids got exposed his mother doesn't already know exactly what his fetishes are (if any he seems kinda bland and boring) and top 10 pornstars are?

I'm willing to bet the poop has already been touched and it's still being fondled.
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Irresponsible Speculation Time: I have to just guess.

His room looks pretty neat, clean, and bare, I'm guessing he doesn't have a PC, but has a webcam, so he has a laptop.

I'm guessing since it is 2021 and during the Corona pandemic, the school gave him a laptop.

I'm guessing his parents can't take away his laptop because he needs it for school.

So he just uses the taxpayer funded laptop to furiously masturbate. And they can't shut it down because he needs it for school.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Irresponsible Speculation Time: I have to just guess.

His room looks pretty neat, clean, and bare, I'm guessing he doesn't have a PC, but has a webcam, so he has a laptop.

I'm guessing since it is 2021 and during the Corona pandemic, the school gave him a laptop.

I'm guessing his parents can't take away his laptop because he needs it for school.

So he just uses the taxpayer funded laptop to furiously masturbate. And they can't shut it down because he needs it for school.
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Well, until it shorts out from a mysterious liquid exposure.
Is there a bent duck on the horizon?
 
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tripmix said:
You think since Derichwatch was a thing and that playlist of little kids got exposed his mother doesn't already know exactly what his fetishes are (if any he seems kinda bland and boring) and top 10 pornstars are?

I'm willing to bet the poop has already been touched and it's still being fondled.
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Considering it’s gone this far I wouldn’t be surprised if his parents don’t even know if he has this account. They probably only found out about Derish stealing his mom’s CC for bits once it showed up on their monthly statement.
 
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Generic_Detractor2021 said:
My God... He loves the piss drinking sluts now. I wish we could go back to "that's right Derich, bugsnax is the greatest game of all time!" Or "that's right Derich, pokemon is the greatest game of all time!" I didn't know it was gonna end up going down this path. I wanna go back! Take me back!
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Back to the 'cute girls playlists on Youtube' era? The messed up thing is, this is a healthier direction.
 
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Generic_Detractor2021 said:
My God... He loves the piss drinking sluts now. I wish we could go back to "that's right Derich, bugsnax is the greatest game of all time!" Or "that's right Derich, pokemon is the greatest game of all time!" I didn't know it was gonna end up going down this path. I wanna go back! Take me back!
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It has escalated before our very eyes. Just a few months ago he was just creeping on the onlyfans girls who just show their tits. And he was even occasionally having conversations with some non-thots.

Now it's ALL hardcore pornstars and he's into piss drinking scenes. Next for this pervert will be scat, and then afterwards comes things which gets you a criminal record and I'll just leave it at that.

I've never seen anyone more oblivious than this kid. He still shows up in Phil's chat and doesn't even notice that everyone there is mocking his recent twitter activity.

How has he even made it to grade 12.
 
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Generic_Detractor2021 said:
My God... He loves the piss drinking sluts now. I wish we could go back to "that's right Derich, bugsnax is the greatest game of all time!" Or "that's right Derich, pokemon is the greatest game of all time!" I didn't know it was gonna end up going down this path. I wanna go back! Take me back!
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I know. They grow up so fast.
 
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