Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

[Sparkletor 2.0]

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In other words - I can't keep talking to this retarded lonely coomer with a wrestling profile picture for free.

I don't think Derich got the point of a pornstar saying she still looks 18. She's saying she can still do barely legal porn, not that she isn't old enough to drive.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Derich, there's more to life than pulling your own Asian 3-inched punisher

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Derich, there's more to life than pulling your own Asian 3-inched punisher

Like wrestling and Pokemon

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

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In other words - I can't keep talking to this retarded lonely coomer with a wrestling profile picture for free.

Oh Li'l what's it like to queef out four different guy's jizz driving home?

 

[Covfefe]

This basically answers my question as to why porn sites include a "Share to Facebook/Twitter/WhatsApp" button on their videos. It's for proud fans like Jackie.

No it's not. It's because when the Facebook/Twitter/WhatsApp buttons show up, if you are logged into any of those services it records that you saw the share button and which page you saw it on. They don't give a fuck whether or not you click the button - by the time you see the button they already got what they wanted.

Coomers like Derish sharing their shit is just a nice side effect.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Derich’s discovered cam shows

 

[millais]

How is Pigroach supposed to compete with that? Is this the beginning of the end of Derish in the Pigroach's stream chat?

 

[Kosher Dill]

How is Pigroach supposed to compete with that?

Don't ask questions you don't want to hear the answer to.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Don't you have to pay money in order to be able to chat in a camwhore channel?

THAT'S PHIL'S MONEY, DERICH!

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Imagine Derich hounding the cam whore for 20 minutes announcing repeatedly he is leaving, trying to get her to say, "Alright see ya later, Derich"

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Imagine Derich hounding the cam whore for 20 minutes announcing repeatedly he is leaving, trying to get her to say, "Alright see ya later, Derich"

I imagine she is naked with one of those tip activated vibrators, chat is cooming all over talking about sexy stuff, and Derich is asking her, "Where did you buy that cool Pokemon pillow?"

 

[An Avenging Bird]

I imagine she is naked with one of those tip activated vibrators, chat is cooming all over talking about sexy stuff, and Derich is asking her, "Where did you buy that cool Pokemon pillow?"

Massive shoutout to the charming and beautiful @tinatakes5dicks your talent gagging on a train of dicks is amazing! I'd love if you could meet my mother!

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

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Derich’s discovered cam shows

Hope Luna Mills doesn't see that tweet

 

[HERO_V]

He is wasting his life away and doesn't have the mental capacity to realize it. Sad!

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

He is wasting his life away and doesn't have the mental capacity to realize it. Sad!

Many such ca... actually I never seen one like this before

 

[hundredthousand]

Phil: Derich asks great questions, that's why I like him as a fan.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Phil: Derich asks great questions, that's why I like him as a fan.



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If I didn't know any better, I would think that this is some weird form of shaming.

 

[rubynutmeg]

Saw this on Twitter on his last MLB tweet. Poor Derich has mistaken Phil's "sorry I missed ya!" as in, sorry I missed you there, as meaning "I've missed you!".

 

[M0L0K]

You know, I’ll give Derich this: he always tries to be polite to people. What a nice coomer

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Saw this on Twitter on his last MLB tweet. Poor Derich has mistaken Phil's "sorry I missed ya!" as in, sorry I missed you there, as meaning "I've missed you!". View attachment 2132154

Here he is using using one of Phil's speech patterns again.

Sounds good?