Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

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DSP getting more and more annoyed as the night goes on from being constantly @'d by fake Derichs is great. Asking him what he had for dinner while simultaneously telling him about your chicken stir fry and delicious plum juice will never not be funny.

Pretty much the best part of that whole segment of Derich logs was the fuckin "I had chicken stir fry for dinner" "I actually had beef and broccoli that was the imposter" "No actually they're both impersonators I had fried rice for dinner"

 

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And the best thing is, it's exactly what Derich would ask anyway. So the only reason Phil is getting mad about it is because the fake Derich isn't actually retarded.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

The best part for me is when Derichs begin to parrot other Derichs.

also MASSIVE shoutout to anyone who was participating in that first 3/4ths on your incredibly talented method acting

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

"Our coom will block out the sun"

Then we will troll in the shade.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Ip-ception
From Calgary, with Coom
The Ip-teenth Floor
The Simp Connection
I could go on and on like a favorite pornstar tweet reaching triple digits in entries written by Derish, but I'll leave it there for now and just say this is way more entertaining than the shitty vest streak inflated by a credit card stealing autist. Wait, I should be more specific, a credit card stealing autist that isn't Derich Ip, that is!

 

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What does a nigga gotta do to get a like these day?

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

I'm surprised derich hasn't pulled his junk off or literally busted a nut into pieces. I can't imagine the human body holding up for very long with masturbating around 16 hours of the day.

 

[Michael Richards]

I'm surprised derich hasn't pulled his junk off or literally busted a nut into pieces. I can't imagine the human body holding up for very long with masturbating around 16 hours of the day.

the horror is that he isnt even jacking off- hes just watching.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

I'm surprised derich hasn't pulled his junk off or literally busted a nut into pieces. I can't imagine the human body holding up for very long with masturbating around 16 hours of the day.

the horror is that he isnt even jacking off- hes just watching.

Adding to what Michael said, there are literal tweets Derich has made about loving a scene and the porn actress asked him "how he was able to see it when it wasn't even out yet" because Derich was replying to an image/preview of the scene.

Derich copy and pastes the same thing to almost every porn tweet because he's just fishing for a response. Look at how he said that he likes it when Phil says his name or replies to him. Granted, Jackie and the rest of his coom friends are fishing for replies as well, but with them, they're at least jacking off (we know Jackie does it as he has tweeted about jerking off on jerkmate)

EDIT: This isn't to say that Derich isn't masturbating, but more so that I don't think he's exercising his arm as often as his other coom friends

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Adding to what Michael said, there are literal tweets Derich has made about loving a scene and the porn actress asked him "how he was able to see it when it wasn't even out yet" because Derich was replying to an image/preview of the scene.

Derich copy and pastes the same thing to almost every porn tweet because he's just fishing for a response. Look at how he said that he likes it when Phil says his name or replies to him. Granted, Jackie and the rest of his coom friends are fishing for replies as well, but with them, they're at least jacking off (we know Jackie does it as he has tweeted about jerking off on jerkmate)

Man...I did see a tweet that a male performer answered to derich about a film not being out yet but figured most for his tweets were just "I like how you took it" while @-ing 10 people. I agree with what you and Michael Richards are saying. It does freak me out he comments on dudes penises.

 

[TheTractor]

Reading about Derich guessing the number of pins on a ballsack definitly was not in my wild card type expectations.

Big ups to all the fellow vultures, you made me laugh out loud in horror.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[DZoomer]

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LMAO, even Phil is having fun with this.

...wait. Phil is having fun...?

Shut it down, Derichs.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

...wait. Phil is having fun...?

Shut it down, Derichs.

Unfortunately DSP is getting just what he wants here. Derich is gonna get phased out and he will no longer have to put in the minimal effort to answer his stupid questions in the chat. And, better yet, it wasn't his fault, and there was nothing he could do.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Sharing only because someone asked what TSM stood for a few days ago and Derich tweeted this

This is a first which I've seen of Derich saying "I Love" [insert person here] I guess him getting replied back by saying that has convinced him that he'll get more responses by doing this

Spoiler: I Love Porn Stars; he has 8 seperate tweets of this

But it's "working"

I expect Jackie to copy what Derich is doing soon

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Sharing only because someone asked what TSM stood for a few days ago and Derich tweeted this
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This is a first which I've seen of Derich saying "I Love" [insert person here] I guess him getting replied back by saying that has convinced him that he'll get more responses by doing this

Spoiler: I Love Porn Stars; he has 8 seperate tweets of this

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But it's "working"
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I expect Jackie to copy what Derich is doing soon

I see what he does with these tweets but WTF lol. Can't his parents put parental locks on electronics? I know he's of age but with his issues he seems to be at 14.

 

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I see what he does with these tweets but WTF lol. Can't his parents put parental locks on electronics? I know he's of age but with his issues he seems to be at 14.

His parents don't seem to give a fuck about trying to get him to fit into society. Even if he is slow, autistic, etc. there are plenty of other people at his level of ability who are way higher functioning in life.

If they cut the internet, burned his unicorn onesie, and made him go outside and speak with real people he might have a chance to get a job or meet a girl. At this rate he is gonna just stay at the developmental level of a 12 year old for the rest of his life.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

His parents have don't seem to give a fuck about trying to get him to fit into society. Even if he is slow, autistic, etc. there are plenty of other people at his level of ability who are way higher functioning in life.

If they cut the internet, burned his unicorn onesie, and made him go outside and speak with real people he might have a chance to get a job or meet a girl. At this rate he is gonna just stay at the developmental level of a 12 year old for the rest of his life.

Its just crazy. I know people with adult or near adult children with issues and the parents are very involved. You answered my question about his parents. So many DSP fans are in this category with mental problems...we'll forget about physical ones for now. Just super gullible and does what Dave tell them. I know Dave only cares about money but it has to sting that his fans aren't the cool kids he wants to fit in with. You've been around probably longer than I've been lurking....I starting laughing at Dave in the summer of 2018, maybe a bit before, I remember the wedding crap too if that was 2018(Edit: my bad the wedding was 2019). I loved his Halloween hissy fit at that sick MF'er on the internet named Turvin. The ratio of furries, anime peeps, and mentally unwell is huge in his circle.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Derich is currently going under @BiggestPokémonFan in Phil's streams just fyi. He just said something Derichlike and Phil responded to him as Derich.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I missed a good portion of the chat logs at the beginning of the stream, but according to @DerichLovesNWA 's post and some others, this should be Derich. He might end up changing it.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg

He really is grateful that DSP played Cammy, this would probably grant a ban to anyone else for spamming.

2021-05-29 04:30:24 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming As of tomorrow, 30th anniversary collection will be 3 years old, came out on May 29th 2018.
2021-05-29 04:31:21 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming Yeah I loved your Master Run Challenge!
2021-05-29 04:33:24 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming Today I also wished my dad a happy 65th birthday too.
2021-05-29 04:34:23 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming today my Dad turned 65 too.
2021-05-29 04:35:59 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming Isn’t Hyper Fighting the first street fighter game where Chun Li got a fireball?
2021-05-29 04:39:54 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming Chun Li first got her fireball in Hyper Fighting? It looks similar to Akuma’s
2021-05-29 04:41:36 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming would you ever like to see another Street Fighter and King of Fighters crossover game?
2021-05-29 04:43:45 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming could you explain the different ISMs in Alpha 3? I don’t really quite understand.
2021-05-29 04:50:26 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: Thank you @DSPGaming I really appreciate you going through the 3 different ISMs.
2021-05-29 04:51:44 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: Thank you for playing Cammy @DSPGaming too. Can you also play a game with Fei too?
2021-05-29 04:54:09 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: Thanks for playing Cammy @DSPGaming! Can you also play Fei too?
2021-05-29 04:55:24 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: Thanks for playing Cammy and Fei @DSPGaming my 2 favourite street fighter characters
2021-05-29 04:57:29 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming Thank you for playing both Cammy and Fei Long who are 2 of my favourite street fighter characters.
2021-05-29 04:58:51 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming I really appreciate you playing Cammy and Fei Long, my 2 favorites in the entire franchise
2021-05-29 05:01:32 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming who would win this incredible dream match: Hugo or Andre the Giant?
2021-05-29 05:02:40 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: Hugo vs Andre the Giant would be a really incredible Dream match right @DSPGaming?
2021-05-29 05:03:59 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming can you play a game with Oro and Hugo tonight?
2021-05-29 05:06:09 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming I really loved watching your History of Street Fighter and Master Run CHALLENGE videos from 3 years ago.
2021-05-29 05:07:11 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming I really wanted to be Fei Long because I loved Bruce Lee growing up
2021-05-29 05:08:48 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: Hey @tina carr
2021-05-29 05:08:50 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming what you had for dinner Phil?
2021-05-29 05:09:24 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming nice match, Phil!
2021-05-29 05:10:23 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming I really wanted to be Fei Long because I loved Bruce Lee growing up
2021-05-29 05:10:27 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: What are your favourite Final Fight characters @DSPGaming? Mine is definitely Haggar.
2021-05-29 05:11:16 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: What are your favourite Final Fight characters @DSPGaming? Mine are definitely Haggar and Cody.
2021-05-29 05:11:55 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: What are your favourite Final Fight characters @DSPGaming? Mine is definitely Haggar and Cody. Hbu?
2021-05-29 05:12:35 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: What are your favourite Final Fight characters @DSPGaming? Mine is definitely Haggar and Cody. Hbu?
2021-05-29 05:12:56 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming What were you doing on your phone, Phil?
2021-05-29 05:13:07 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: What are your favourite Final Fight characters @DSPGaming? Mine is definitely Haggar and Cody. Hbu?
2021-05-29 05:13:14 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming Do you have any favorite Final Fight characters? I really love Cody and Haggar the most.
2021-05-29 05:13:23 [3]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: Luna Mills <3
2021-05-29 05:13:28 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: What are your favourite Final Fight characters @DSPGaming? Mine is definitely Haggar and Cody. Hbu?
2021-05-29 05:14:09 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: By the way, @DSPGaming did I tell you that my mom said she will by me a membership next month?
2021-05-29 05:14:15 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: Hey @Gray_FoxRJ
2021-05-29 05:14:36 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: Hey @Tina Carr
2021-05-29 05:15:08 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: By the way, @DSPGaming did I tell you that my mom said she will buy me a membership next month?
2021-05-29 05:15:13 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: Hey @Tina Carr and @LordOfNoodles you 2 see my messages? Say yes if you do
2021-05-29 05:15:44 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: By the way, @DSPGaming did I tell you that my mom said she will buy me a membership next month?
2021-05-29 05:16:18 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: Hey @Tina Carr and @LordOfNoodles you 2 see my messages? Say yes if you do
2021-05-29 05:16:34 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @Tina Carr @LordOfNoodles @Gray_FoxRJ Sounds good! How was all your Friday?
2021-05-29 05:16:47 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: hey @NinStarRune
2021-05-29 05:16:55 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming Phil can you give a shoutout to @NinStarRune ?
2021-05-29 05:17:09 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: Hey @alwayshottea good to see you here on YouTube
2021-05-29 05:17:20 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: By the way, @DSPGaming did I tell you that my mom said she will buy me a membership next month?
2021-05-29 05:17:49 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming please Phil people are impersonating me again. This sucks
2021-05-29 05:18:11 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: By the way, @DSPGaming did I tell you that my mom said she will buy me a membership next month?
2021-05-29 05:18:20 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: Welcome back @alwayshottea, you see my messages?
2021-05-29 05:18:37 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: People are dumb for believing the words you said? @DSPGaming
2021-05-29 05:18:38 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: Welcome back @alwayshottea, you see my messages?
2021-05-29 05:18:41 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming Monday I will be finally getting my first COVID-19
2021-05-29 05:19:11 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: Welcome back @alwayshottea, you see my messages?
2021-05-29 05:19:15 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @alwayshottea on YouTube
2021-05-29 05:19:21 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: By the way, @DSPGaming did I tell you that my mom said she will buy me a membership next month?
2021-05-29 05:19:54 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: By the way, @DSPGaming did I tell you that my mom said she will buy me a membership next month?
2021-05-29 05:19:55 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming Phil people are trolling me here please ban @Derich it's not me
2021-05-29 05:20:04 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: Good news @DSPGaming on Monday I will be finally getting my very first COVID-19 vaccine.
2021-05-29 05:20:29 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: hey @NinStarRune can you see my message? type yes in chat if you can.
2021-05-29 05:20:38 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: Good news @DSPGaming on Tuesay I will be finally getting my very first COVID-19 vaccine.
2021-05-29 05:21:27 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: By the way, @DSPGaming did I tell you that my mom said she will buy me a membership next month? And I am getting my COVID 19 Vaccine. Did you ever get your vaccine, Phil?
2021-05-29 05:21:32 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @NinStarRune are you seeing my messages? Type 1 if yes
2021-05-29 05:21:35 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming also Super Mario Kart and Sonic 4 were the games that you played
2021-05-29 05:22:49 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @NinStarRune it's not me. lots of trolls tonight it sucks
2021-05-29 05:23:02 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: By the way, @DSPGaming did I tell you that my mom said she will buy me a membership next month? And I am getting my COVID 19 Vaccine. Did you ever get your vaccine, Phil?
2021-05-29 05:23:28 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: By the way, @DSPGaming did I tell you that my mom said she will buy me a membership next month? And I am getting my COVID 19 Vaccine. Did you ever get your vaccine, Phil?
2021-05-29 05:23:42 [UCGVyDLCPAD3mWgNYea416Hg]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming Super Mario Kart and Sonic 4 were also games that you played for SGC Iron Man Gaming
2021-05-29 05:23:44 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: Good news @DSPGaming on Saturday I will be finally getting my very first COVID-19 vaccine.
2021-05-29 05:24:06 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: By the way, @DSPGaming did I tell you that my mom said she will buy me a membership next month? And I am getting my COVID 19 Vaccine. Did you ever get your vaccine, Phil?
2021-05-29 05:25:09 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: Good news @DSPGaming on Sunday will be finally getting my very first COVID-19 vaccine.
2021-05-29 05:25:32 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming When my mom buys me a membership hopefully we will solve the trolling, Phil.
2021-05-29 05:25:48 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: Good news @DSPGaming on Thursday will be finally getting my very first COVID-19 vaccine.
2021-05-29 05:25:57 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming When my mom buys me a membership hopefully we will solve the trolling, Phil.
2021-05-29 05:26:16 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: I don't know how to change my picture
2021-05-29 05:26:26 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming When my mom buys me a membership hopefully we will solve the trolling, Phil.
2021-05-29 05:26:58 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: Good news @DSPGaming on Friday will be finally getting my very first COVID-19 vaccine.
2021-05-29 05:27:08 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming When my mom buys me a membership hopefully we will solve the trolling, Phil.
2021-05-29 05:27:43 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming how can I change my picture? I'm sick with trolls
2021-05-29 05:28:05 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming When my mom buys me a membership hopefully we will solve the trolling, Phil.
2021-05-29 05:28:26 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming how can I change my picture? I'm sick with trolls
2021-05-29 05:29:15 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming can you ban @HugePokémonFan? It's a impresonator
2021-05-29 05:29:49 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming Phil the Derich accounts without pictures are trolling me.
2021-05-29 05:30:13 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming how can I change my picture? I'm sick with trolls
2021-05-29 05:30:25 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming Phil the Derich accounts without pictures are trolling me.
2021-05-29 05:31:15 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming Phil the Derich accounts without pictures are trolling me.
2021-05-29 05:32:03 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: That is not me. @alwayshottea
2021-05-29 05:32:27 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming Phil the Derich accounts without pictures are trolling me.
2021-05-29 05:32:47 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: BiggestPokémonFan@DSPGaming Phil the Derich accounts without pictures are trolling me.
2021-05-29 05:33:13 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming Phil the Derich accounts without pictures are trolling me.
2021-05-29 05:33:54 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming Phil the Derich accounts without pictures are trolling me.
2021-05-29 05:34:01 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: Cya @DSPGaming it’s Derich I had to keep this account. I’m gonna get going! Trolls are annoying me so much, I’ve had enough at this point.
2021-05-29 05:34:24 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming Phil the Derich accounts without pictures are trolling me.
2021-05-29 05:34:46 [2]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: That isn't me Phi.l @DSPGaming
2021-05-29 05:35:25 [1]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: @DSPGaming Good night Phil. I will try to get one. Cya
2021-05-29 05:38:26 [4]-[BiggestPokémonFan]: Phil, my Mom said I cant become a member right now unfortunately. Could you please make me a member to stop the trolling? @DSPGaming