Matching a capeshit hero to your personality

[Picnic_Boy]

Shazam: Pines for simpler times, when every day was a bold new adventure and no one would trust a mulatto, let alone vote for one.

Plastic-Man: You're way funnier and more clever than people give you credit for, but the only ones who realize it are old, fat, and their opinions don't matter. You hate Deadpool but want to wear his skin.

Riddler: but with fashion sense.

Penguin: You lack a sense of self. To some, you're a sewer monster circus freak who drowns babies. To others, you're a gay fashion model. Sometimes you look in the mirror and see Josh Gad smiling back at you, so you cut yourself.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

Rorschach: Grew up in poverty. Psychologically unstable. Read The Fountainhead on a dare but ended up liking it a bit too much.

Dr. Manhattan: Bored with everything, poor socials skills, carries a concealed firearm but doesn't like talking to people about it.

The Comedian: A police officer that smiles when he calls in "Shots Fired".

Ozymandias: That unassuming smart kid everyone says is going places but instead he writes a manifesto and sends bombs to industrialists from his cabin.

 

[PL 001]

The Thing - you're a fat guy who has some muscle buried underneath the flab and thinks this puts you on par with more built and fit athletes. But hey, when it comes to drunk arm wrasslin, you're the champ

Mr. Fantastic - You were a nerd in high school, got kinda-sorta popular in college and it went to your head. You walk around like an alpha trying to unironically impress the ladies with your Rick and Morty knowledge.

Invisible Woman - You're in your late 20s or early 30s and still going with the "gamer gurl!!!!" personality. Nobody gives a shit and just tend to tolerate you or outright ignore you.

Human Torch - Effeminate gay guy so deep in the closet you're halfway to Narnia. Try as you might to act straight, you fool no one and everyone sees you for the big old flamer you are.

 

[PT 940]

Rorschach: Grew up in poverty. Psychologically unstable. Read The Fountainhead on a dare but ended up liking it a bit too much.

Dr. Manhattan: Bored with everything, poor socials skills, carries a concealed firearm but doesn't like talking to people about it.

The Comedian: A police officer that smiles when he calls in "Shots Fired".

Ozymandias: That unassuming smart kid everyone says is going places but instead he writes a manifesto and sends bombs to industrialists from his cabin.

What about Nite Owl?

 

[Cat Menagerie]

Well I'm an ENTJ according to every Myers-Briggs test out there. I looked up ENTJ superheroes and returned with search results such as Voldemort and Magneto.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

Mockingbird: narcissistic sociopath who thinks she can do no wrong. Will throw his friends and allies under the bus if her interest dictate so, and manipulate and guilt trips people around her to pretend she's always in the right. Loves the privileges that come with equality but refuses to share any of the personal responsibility, using pretend-oppression and sociopolitical boogiemen as scapegoats for her selfish actions. Always has to be the dominant one in a relationship, and will gaslight and threaten her partners into submission. Loves taking credit for the achievements of others going on some ridiculous tangent like shared gender or ideals.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Element Lad, because I wear this outfit to go down to the Piggly-Wiggly:

 

[Red Hood]

Element Lad, because I wear this outfit to go down to the Piggly-Wiggly:

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Are those frankfurters sprayed canary yellow around his waist?

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

What about Nite Owl?

I couldn't think of anything good for him.

 

[Coldgrip]

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The Question is god-tier. All the smarts of Batman, able to hold his own in a fight, will shoot a bitch, and has a slick trench coat.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Disney owns Marvel
Disney also owns Fox
Fox made "In Living Color"

So, technically, Handi-Man, the handi-capable superhero, is now part of the Marvel universe

 

[queerape]

I saw a juggalo/juggalette cosplay of joker and Harley Quinn at a con, and it was as as you'd believe. Also, this:

 

[QI 541]

I'm disappointed by the lack of Flash

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Going off that Meyers-Briggs idea, I was paired with the Hulk.

 

[Crocketron]

where is Lobos, Rorschach and the one true Captain Marvel, Shazam?

 

[Red Hood]

I'm disappointed by the lack of Flash

Dad, is that you?

 

[PL 001]

Professor Xavier - You are the living embodiment of the "well ackshully...." guy. Most likely a redditor.

Jubilee - you're a dangerhair about as bright as a cave interior. You shot an airsoft gun once and thinks this makes you a badass completely capable of holding your own.

Rogue - You got your strength from cow tipping. Your idea of a good night out is shotgunning Pabst Blue Ribbon while Molly Hatchet albums play in the background.

Nightcrawler - You have no idea what you actually believe in. You change your religion and philosophical outlook more times than you change your socks. You gained your fame and wealth by doing prank videos in YouTube.