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Fialovy said:
I like how it says he got his bachelor's degree.

No Chris, you got your associate's degree in the time it takes for someone to get their bachelor's degree and I'm being generous, six years is even longer than the average four years! It usually takes 2-3 years (even shorter if you take classes in high school for college credits like my brother did), that's 2-3 times as long!
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There are a number of claims in his profile that can be debunked by just looking at it, even without having any prior knowledge of Chris. The biggest one is that he says he is of average build, but all his pictures clearly show he is overweight. I wonder if he has some sort of body dysmorphia where he sees himself as fit, and thinks those pictures portray him as such.

Another one is saying he has a Bachelor's Degree from a Community College, which only offers Associate Degrees. At that point why not just claim you got a Doctorate from PVCC?

Even if he fixed these, there are so many other problems (Ignore all google results? That's just inviting people to google you!) that this profile is hopeless. In all seriousness, Chris's best bet is to find a dating site that specializes in mentally disabled people, something like that must exist.
 
I thought he ended his lovequest nearly ten years ago. Also, he needs to take a better (and more recent) picture. Bloody pimples and poorly dyed hair is not what's sexy or even, remotely attractive, Chris.
 
FruitEater said:
I thought he ended his lovequest nearly ten years ago.
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Actually, no, the ten year anniversary of his love quest is in five days.
 
Marvin said:
FruitEater said:
I thought he ended his lovequest nearly ten years ago.
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Actually, no, the ten year anniversary of his love quest is in five days.
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Brother, that is only a month away from Wrestlemania. The Hulkster doesn't think that is a coincidence.
 
So help me god some troll needs to respond with a profile of a big, fat, ugly gal who should be rightfully matched with Chris. Show the fat fuck who we made of.
 
The Tape Collector said:
So help me god some troll needs to respond with a profile of a big, fat, ugly gal who should be rightfully matched with Chris. Show the fat fuck who we made of.
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...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand let me guess, the coup de grace of your master plan is to have her be named JULAY, amirite?
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
The Tape Collector said:
So help me god some troll needs to respond with a profile of a big, fat, ugly gal who should be rightfully matched with Chris. Show the fat fuck who we made of.
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...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand let me guess, the coup de grace of your master plan is to have her be named JULAY, amirite?
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it's too unbelievable. no one ugy or fat or not would ever respond to any of his profiles.
 
Why does Chris state that he's part Cherokee in his profile? Does he think tons women have fetishes for people who aren't totally Native American but just part Native American?
Although Chris is correct the Chandler name does seem to originate in the area of modern day UK. I'm not sure where he's getting French from unless Barb or Bob is partially French on their mother's side.
 
According to him he's descended from Anne Boleyn...that's probably where he gets it from.
 
revengeofphil said:
Why does Chris state that he's part Cherokee in his profile? Does he think tons women have fetishes for people who aren't totally Native American but just part Native American?
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It's one of his attributes, and therefore it is a good thing inherently. It was probably framed as a positive thing to him when initially explained so he added it to his collection of metaphysical merit badges he drags out and shows off at every opportunity. He's part Cherokee, he's very handsome, and he made honor roll.
 
Was probably pointed out already, but it's worth noting that he considers Native American to be his primary ethnicity.
 
Was probably pointed out already, but it's worth noting that he considers Native American to be his primary ethnicity.
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What...
What the fuck?

So both of your parents are white and you are too but you're still magically a Cherokee (because Chris thinks Native Americans were magical ex. The Anchuent Prophecy)
 
Uzumaki said:
revengeofphil said:
Why does Chris state that he's part Cherokee in his profile? Does he think tons women have fetishes for people who aren't totally Native American but just part Native American?
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It's one of his attributes, and therefore it is a good thing inherently. It was probably framed as a positive thing to him when initially explained so he added it to his collection of metaphysical merit badges he drags out and shows off at every opportunity. He's part Cherokee, he's very handsome, and he made honor roll.
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Being Native American (especially only part Native American) isn't a big deal at all. I've actually met quite a few people who really are Native American, and a ton who have Native blood in them (myself included). Children are known to blow it out of proportion (like myself when I found out), but it's really just another group of people who inhabit the Earth, no different from the Asians or the Whites or Blacks and everyone else that lives here. They have leaders, followers, fathers, sons, murderers, heroes, friends, enemies, and everything else that literally everyone in this world has. I for one love the culture, but I'm not pants on head retarded telling people they, "DON'T KNOW THE PAIN OF MY PEOPLE," or demanding the government give me money and allow me to go to college for free, or calling them "my people" like a lot of half Indians do. Besides, there's a whole other culture right here waiting to be explored (my dad never liked me getting into too much Mexican stuff because apparently we're not Mexicans nor do we have any family at all in Mexico). I think I'll do my granddad proud and learn some Spanish and start appreciating the culture.

revengeofphil said:
Was probably pointed out already, but it's worth noting that he considers Native American to be his primary ethnicity.
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What...
What the fuck?

So both of your parents are white and you are too but you're still magically a Cherokee (because Chris thinks Native Americans were magical ex. The Anchuent Prophecy)
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Yeah, I understand how someone like me who doesn't know what specific tribe he's from and calling himself Native instead of White because he's only 1/3 White could happen, but for fuck's sake, Chris, you're a White boy from the south who claims to be related to Anne Boleyn. You grew up on a diet of Burger King and autism, and you refer to Black people as "niggos." How you can get any trace of Cherokee from that, frankly, astounds me.
 
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sparklemilhouse said:
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There is this amazing stuff called Lava Soap, Dermabrasion, Loofah Sponges, Isopropyl Alchohol and muthafuckin' Clearasil!

There. Fix'd that for you.
 
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LordCustos3 said:
sparklemilhouse said:
There is this amazing stuff called Clinique soap, face scrub, Sea Breeze, and Eucerin.
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There is this amazing stuff called Lava Soap, Dermabrasion, Loofah Sponges, Isopropyl Alchohol and muthafuckin' Clearasil!

There. Fix'd that for you.
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There is this amazing stuff called A PAPER BAG


fixed again :lol:
 
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