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[Alec Benson Leary]

Why does Chris state that he's part Cherokee in his profile? Does he think tons women have fetishes for people who aren't totally Native American but just part Native American?

It's one of his attributes, and therefore it is a good thing inherently.

You beat me to it.

I've actually met quite a few people who really are Native American, and a ton who have Native blood in them (myself included).

Chances are the majority of Americans alive today have at least a little Native ancestry, if their families have been here at least 100 years or so. But again, even if everyone is doing the same exact thing, it's greater when Chris does it because he's Chris.

 

[Trombonista]

When has Chris been to a museum?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

As far as we know, he still thinks he's descended from Anne Boleyn. He'd have most certainly added more famous people from history if he'd known anything about history. The only famous person I could imagine him actually being related to is Daft Jamie.

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

Where does he get the idea of being part French?
I thought he disliked the French, since he changed Ivy's pet/sonichu fursona's(whatever it was) name because according to him it sounded too French.

 

[Saney]

When has Chris been to a museum?

I'd be very surprised if he's ever set foot inside a museum post-high school.

 

[CatParty]

When has Chris been to a museum?

the branchland horde may count

 

[captkrisma]

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As for Chris' Cherokee claim, you actually see a lot of people in the south claim Native American status. Until Chris can prove it via certification from the tribe actual, it ain't real. I'd certify myself as Lakota Souix, but it would require me to hunt down an entire half of my family that I've never met, let alone know if they exist. It would be pretty boss to know I'm partly related to Billy Mays though...

 

[Saney]

When has Chris been to a museum?

the branchland horde may count

Who knows what ancient relics are lost in 14 Branchland Court? I'm willing to bet that the lost Rembrandt is in there somewhere.

 

[Bugaboo]

When has Chris been to a museum?

the branchland horde may count

Who knows what ancient relics are lost skin 14 Branchland Court? I'm willing to bet that the lost Rembrandt is in there somewhere.

I thought you meant like Barb and Chris shed their skin like a snake and leave it lying around or some shit

 

[Saney]

Who knows what ancient relics are lost skin 14 Branchland Court? I'm willing to bet that the lost Rembrandt is in there somewhere.

I thought you meant like Barb and Chris shed their skin like a snake and leave it lying around or some shit

this is what happens when I'm tired and I type too fast.

 

[LordCustos3]

I'm not certain he even knows what a degree is.

Slight nuance missing. He knows its something nice to have. He knows you go to college to get one. He's been to college. Ergo, he has a degree.

Kinda like how George Bush "went to" Harvard the same way any one of us "went to" Disneyland.

 

[Male]

I like to make those close to me emotionally happy

 

[Seahorses]

So help me god some troll needs to respond with a profile of a big, fat, ugly gal who should be rightfully matched with Chris. Show the fat fuck who we made of.

Troll scheme or not, I think this is the only case on the planet that doesn't follow the "there is someone out there for everyone" rule.

 

[LordCustos3]

When has Chris been to a museum?

The last time they needed a model for H. Heidelbergensis, and he just the (cave)man for the job.

 

[cypocryphy]

I still get a kick out of "IGNORE GOOGLE RESULTS". When there's an entire wikia dedicated to your demented life, the gals should just simply ignore it.

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

I still get a kick out of "IGNORE GOOGLE RESULTS". When there's an entire wikia dedicated to your demented life, the gals should just simply ignore it.

You know, at this point I'm a little surprised that the general population doesn't know about Chris.

 

[Marvin]

I still get a kick out of "IGNORE GOOGLE RESULTS". When there's an entire wikia dedicated to your demented life, the gals should just simply ignore it.

You know, at this point I'm a little surprised that the general population doesn't know about Chris.

He's pretty obscure. I mean, people might've been linked single pictures, like any other generic meme, but I'm not that surprised.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I still get a kick out of "IGNORE GOOGLE RESULTS". When there's an entire wikia dedicated to your demented life, the gals should just simply ignore it.

Probably one of the biggest examples of Chris not being able to conceptualize other people's perceptions. If on first meeting I tell you "DON'T LOOK IN MY CAR! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT LOOK IN MY CAR, ESPECIALLY THE TRUNK. DON'T!" you're probably going to want to look in my car.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Chris says not to google him but you know that even if a girl contacted him he'd eventually link her a CWCki page out of laziness with a note of "Ignore all the bad stuff". That's what he did when some troll posed as his tween niece.

Also I actually LOL'd at the Leatherface pic and WTF'd at the cucumber facial pic. Is there a story behind that? Did he use the proper product or just rub hand lotion on his face?

 

[Tomboy]

I still get a kick out of "IGNORE GOOGLE RESULTS". When there's an entire wikia dedicated to your demented life, the gals should just simply ignore it.

You know, at this point I'm a little surprised that the general population doesn't know about Chris.

I was surprised just last night when I heard someone talking about Chris in my college animation studio. A few more people joined in on the convo, including me, and it was pretty fun.

I laughed at the income: I'll tell you later, while he expects his girl to make five to six figures.