MatchLink.com Dating Profile

[Saney]

Chris says not to google him but you know that even if a girl contacted him he'd eventually link her a CWCki page out of laziness with a note of "Ignore all the bad stuff". That's what he did when some troll posed as his tween niece.

Also I actually LOL'd at the Leatherface pic and WTF'd at the cucumber facial pic. Is there a story behind that? Did he use the proper product or just rub hand lotion on his face?

He told the Wallflower and Jackke to use the CWCki too. That ended as well as you'd expect.

 

[DH3000]

Chris says not to google him but you know that even if a girl contacted him he'd eventually link her a CWCki page out of laziness with a note of "Ignore all the bad stuff". That's what he did when some troll posed as his tween niece.

Do you have a link to that conversation?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Is the Savannah stuff lost? Very brief looking on the CWCki didn't find anything.

 

[bradsternum]

I love his new "deep thinking artist" schtick. "Pondering over a tea or coffee at McDonalds..." Likely an extra large Mocha McFrappe, but that's just a guess on my part.

This is the most interesting online dating profile of Chris' ever because it's the first time he has decided to not to say too much. It's just as incriminating, but in a different way.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Is the Savannah stuff lost? Very brief looking on the CWCki didn't find anything.

There wasn't much to it, other than "I gave you a present, what is it" and "I KNEW you were one of the Trolls the Whole TIME!"

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Re: New Dating Profile

There is this amazing stuff called Boraxo Powder and a Steel Wool Pad
Fix'd yet again!

Like, is Chris afraid to put water on his face? Is that why he's so broken out even at age 30?

 

[Saney]

Is the Savannah stuff lost? Very brief looking on the CWCki didn't find anything.

There wasn't much to it, other than "I gave you a present, what is it" and "I KNEW you were one of the Trolls the Whole TIME!"

Well, there was a bit of back and forth between them. It was kind of interessting seeing how he acted around who he thought was his niece. Interesting and very creepy.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Is the Savannah stuff lost? Very brief looking on the CWCki didn't find anything.

There wasn't much to it, other than "I gave you a present, what is it" and "I KNEW you were one of the Trolls the Whole TIME!"

Well, there was a bit of back and forth between them. It was kind of interessting seeing how he acted around who he thought was his niece. Interesting and very creepy.

That's why I think it's valuable. Any new info? Not really. But seeing him interact someone he supposedly knew was interesting.

 

[PolterBob]

Maybe you could do some kind of weird facemask routine so you can be like those women in the movies. You know, with the cucumber slices in your eyes. Wouldn't that be fun, eh? Eh? You and Barb could lie around in bathrobes while gossiping until it's time to flip her over again.

Who wants to be the first one to tell Chris that pickles are made from cucumbers?

 

[CatParty]

I love his new "deep thinking artist" schtick. "Pondering over a tea or coffee at McDonalds..." Likely an extra large Mocha McFrappe, but that's just a guess on my part.

This is the most interesting online dating profile of Chris' ever because it's the first time he has decided to not to say too much. It's just as incriminating, but in a different way.

the only people pondering life over $1 tea or $1 coffee at mcdonalds are senior citizens and homeless

 

[Bugaboo]

Maybe you could do some kind of weird facemask routine so you can be like those women in the movies. You know, with the cucumber slices in your eyes. Wouldn't that be fun, eh? Eh? You and Barb could lie around in bathrobes while gossiping until it's time to flip her over again.

Who wants to be the first one to tell Chris that pickles are made from cucumbers?

I doooooo~
Except in this photo he's using a different kind of cucumber called the english cucumber that are considerably longer and aren't usally made into pickles because they're too long to shove in a jar.
They also taste really, really good

 

[GGGBYBYBY]

I doooooo~
Except in this photo he's using a different kind of cucumber called the english cucumber that are considerably longer and aren't usally made into pickles because they're too long to shove in a jar.
They also taste really, really good

Not these slices, especially seeing as now they've been slapped on Chris's face.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

That's why I think it's valuable. Any new info? Not really. But seeing him interact someone he supposedly knew was interesting.

Well, it certainly presented Chris with an unenviable conundrum. Sav-Chan was either a troll or she wasn't. Now, this wouldn't be the same kind of situation as with an online sweetbolt. If a girl who was into Chris turned out to be a troll, well then, sob-sob-remorse-remorse, move on; there must be millions of women on the Internet who want a piece of the Chan-man.

But by 2012, Chris had hit a particularly difficult time in is life. His dad was gone, his mother was ineffective in doing anything for him, had instead began to seem like a burden to him, and the legal system finally had had enough of his crap and put it's foot down right on top of him. Chris had been soundly beaten, and began to bleat about his family not caring about him and his mother on facebook. Chris never significantly wrote about his family before; is conceivable that he had felt abandoned.

Enter Savannah. Now, just like with his e-girls, Chris had a choice: troll or not. Here lay the conundrum. Chris had a choice of accepting that this was Savannah, or dismissing her outright as a troll. You could almost see why he ultimately gave up his attempts to verify her ID. If he accepted her friendship and communicated with her, then yeah, there was the risk of getting trolled, but maybe it might be her. The alternative - calling her a troll right away - would mean that Chris would have to accept that his family wanted nothing to do with him.

 

[Fialovy]

too long to shove in a jar.

That's what she said!

 

[Bgheff]

Is the Savannah stuff lost? Very brief looking on the CWCki didn't find anything

I just added the Savannah stuff to the Cwcki.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

His dad was gone, his mother was ineffective in doing anything for him, had instead began to seem like a burden to him

A bit off-topic, but I love how Chris whines about having to care for his mother, with no regard for the fact that she and Bob spent three decades giving him way more care and nurturing than any normal child could ever expect and maybe he could return the favor with a little grace. (Yes, we know Barb is a horrible mother who ruined his life, but Chris doesn't believe that.)

 

[Bugaboo]

I doooooo~
Except in this photo he's using a different kind of cucumber called the english cucumber that are considerably longer and aren't usally made into pickles because they're too long to shove in a jar.
They also taste really, really good

Not these slices, especially seeing as now they've been slapped on Chris's face.

Yeah, nobody put those in your mouth.
Do you guys think he ate the rest of the cucumber or tossed it? I think he's enjoy it because it has a very mild and refreshing taste while a lot of vegtables taste bitter to children (because we have eshablished Chris eats like a little kid)

 

[renomakicwc]

Hold on a second...

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Are those... The plush breasts? I just noticed this now. Why is he using those as a pillow?

 

[Niachu]

Are those... The plush breasts? I just noticed this now. Why is he using those as a pillow?

That was their intended use, actually.

Doesn't make it any more classy.

 

[DevilDog]

:? Do we have any idea as to the substance that is slathered across his face? I'm a bit unsettled by what he could have used