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[He Sets Me On Fire]

His dad was gone, his mother was ineffective in doing anything for him, had instead began to seem like a burden to him

A bit off-topic, but I love how Chris whines about having to care for his mother, with no regard for the fact that she and Bob spent three decades giving him way more care and nurturing than any normal child could ever expect and maybe he could return the favor with a little grace. (Yes, we know Barb is a horrible mother who ruined his life, but Chris doesn't believe that.)

Gratitude? What am grannatube?

 

[The Hunter]

:? Do we have any idea as to the substance that is slathered across his face? I'm a bit unsettled by what he could have used

Some kind of skin care product, I'd assume. If not, then maybe it's just hand lotion or something stupid like that. The cucumbers just make it look hilarious to the point where I don't care about what he's slapped on his face.

 

[CatParty]

:? Do we have any idea as to the substance that is slathered across his face? I'm a bit unsettled by what he could have used

Some kind of skin care product, I'd assume. If not, then maybe it's just hand lotion or something stupid like that. The cucumbers just make it look hilarious to the point where I don't care about what he's slapped on his face.

it's probably the one time there has been more of something other than grease on his face.

 

[Bugaboo]

:? Do we have any idea as to the substance that is slathered across his face? I'm a bit unsettled by what he could have used

It seems like your typical hand lotion. While most people wear a facial mask Chris probably didn't know where to get any.
Rubbing cucumber slices on your face is actually really good for your skin and putting them over your eyes can help get rid of bags. I'm not sure Chris knows either of these things and he just thinks putting cucumbers over your eyes is just a thing people do, so this is another instance of him copying tv and popular culture.

 

[CatParty]

:? Do we have any idea as to the substance that is slathered across his face? I'm a bit unsettled by what he could have used

well, there is also this.......... http://health.howstuffworks.com/skin-ca ... ients5.htm

 

[The Hunter]

:? Do we have any idea as to the substance that is slathered across his face? I'm a bit unsettled by what he could have used

It seems like your typical hand lotion. While most people wear a facial mask Chris probably didn't know where to get any.
Rubbing cucumber slices on your face is actually really good for your skin and putting them over your eyes can help get rid of bags. I'm not sure Chris knows either of these things and he just thinks putting cucumbers over your eyes is just a thing people do, so this is another instance of him copying tv and popular culture.

Actually, what you see on the TV lookitty box is avocado. No, really, you can make it yourself at home. It's kind of funny how smearing certain foods all over your face is actually really good for your skin. Me, I just stick to eating avocados with salt. It's the only thing they're good for, IMO.

 

[Bugaboo]

:? Do we have any idea as to the substance that is slathered across his face? I'm a bit unsettled by what he could have used

It seems like your typical hand lotion. While most people wear a facial mask Chris probably didn't know where to get any.
Rubbing cucumber slices on your face is actually really good for your skin and putting them over your eyes can help get rid of bags. I'm not sure Chris knows either of these things and he just thinks putting cucumbers over your eyes is just a thing people do, so this is another instance of him copying tv and popular culture.

Actually, what you see on the TV lookitty box is avocado. No, really, you can make it yourself at home. It's kind of funny how smearing certain foods all over your face is actually really good for your skin. Me, I just stick to eating avocados with salt. It's the only thing they're good for, IMO.

You can get mud ones as well and a few other varieties at stores.
Avocado freaks me out, it just resembles the one piece of moldy chicken I found in my backpack once
I just feed avocados to my hermit crabs, they like em'

 

[LordCustos3]

You can get mud ones as well and a few other varieties at stores.

Well, actually mud bath is for every part of you but the face.
But, Yeah. It's easy to make your own "mud bath" for cheap.
Volcanic Ash: $12.00 for a 5lb bag from nearly any large chain hardware store.
Mineral Water: $20.00 each (20 liter bottle).

I just feed avocados to my hermit crabs, they like em'

What is with all the avacado hate?
Don't you heathen philistines know avocados is where guacamole comes from?

and anyone who doesn't like guacamole...I'm sorry...but you are objectively wrong.

 

[The Hunter]

What is with all the avacado hate?
Don't you heathen philistines know avocados is where guacamole comes from?

and anyone who doesn't like guacamole...I'm sorry...but you are objectively wrong.

Wait... you mean there are people who don't know this?

...

How? How can you not put something so simple together?

 

[Bugaboo]

I just feed avocados to my hermit crabs, they like em'

What is with all the avacado hate?
Don't you heathen philistines know avocados is where guacamole comes from?

and anyone who doesn't like guacamole...I'm sorry...but you are objectively wrong.

I don't like guacamole it disturbs me like the regular avocado.

 

[LordCustos3]

What is with all the avacado hate?
Don't you heathen philistines know avocados is where guacamole comes from?

and anyone who doesn't like guacamole...I'm sorry...but you are objectively wrong.

Wait... you mean there are people who don't know this?

...

How? How can you not put something so simple together?

I know!
I mean, Pico de Gallo.
If you can make Pico de Gallo, you are 90% of the way to making Guacamole.
Guac is just Pico de Gallo with Avocado in it, and Pico only has 5 ingredients.

 

[GroundUpSweetheart]

Is the Savannah stuff lost? Very brief looking on the CWCki didn't find anything

I just added the Savannah stuff to the Cwcki.

That was strange to read. Chris writes completely differently. Maybe the iPhone's spell-checker helping him makes me read it differently. But right up until "How about a zombie princess?" it reads like some broken-down old man suspicious of anyone but inwardly glad to have some company, like, I don't know Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino, hold the badass? I never thought I'd compare Dirty Harry to DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS! But after that Halloween suggestion, the inner Chris bleeds into it until "Lucritious".

EDIT: Is that the entire conversation or just highlights? Because the first message in each image doesn't look like it follows on from the last of the previous image.

 

[Saney]

Me, I just stick to eating avocados with salt. It's the only thing they're good for, IMO.

Salt on avocado? Now that's just sick.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

EDIT: Is that the entire conversation or just highlights? Because the first message in each image doesn't look like it follows on from the last of the previous image.

Either they are highlights or Chris doesn't answer ever question. Both seem plausible. Either way it does miss some big stuff I'm curious about (mainly when asked if he still does his comic).

 

[LU 961]

Me, I just stick to eating avocados with salt. It's the only thing they're good for, IMO.

Salt on avocado? Now that's just sick.

Avocados have to have salt, otherwise they're yucky.

 

[Saney]

Me, I just stick to eating avocados with salt. It's the only thing they're good for, IMO.

Salt on avocado? Now that's just sick.

Avocados have to have salt, otherwise they're yucky.

You speak lies!
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[Bgheff]

Unsure. There may be more, but that is what was leaked to us by the person who was pretending to be Savannah. There were two more pictures, one of just Savanna liking something chris linked, and chris linking a video about autistic dating. Neither one seemed interesting enough to warrant an image on the wiki.

 

[DH3000]

Is the Savannah stuff lost? Very brief looking on the CWCki didn't find anything

I just added the Savannah stuff to the Cwcki.

Thanks! How was this never added before? There's so much info in it about Bob's relationship with his other children (his daughter was estranged from him?!), someone needs to get to transcribing them.

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

His dad was gone, his mother was ineffective in doing anything for him, had instead began to seem like a burden to him

A bit off-topic, but I love how Chris whines about having to care for his mother, with no regard for the fact that she and Bob spent three decades giving him way more care and nurturing than any normal child could ever expect and maybe he could return the favor with a little grace. (Yes, we know Barb is a horrible mother who ruined his life, but Chris doesn't believe that.)

This is very true. Chris is a very ungrateful child.

Although what I think could affect him is not only the fact of having to taking care of his Mother, but more like having no one else to interact with on a regular basis. But this is just my speculation.

 

[3Yikes]

Is the Savannah stuff lost? Very brief looking on the CWCki didn't find anything

I just added the Savannah stuff to the Cwcki.

Link? I still can't find anyting on the CWCki