Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

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this guy is like the lowest common denominator insufferable groyper loser. at least fuentes is borderline articulate. at least baked has a borderline sense of humor. but this guy? he is exactly the kind of spergy tard-raging nobody who never grew up, is his own worst enemy, has no redeeming qualities, but find comfort in blaming everything wrong with his life on people who aren't like him. it does not surprise me one iota that he was a rage-filled loser who got expelled from school over a crush, as @BigSodaSlade has reported, for which i thank him. the perspective he brings is thoroughly enlightening.
 
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Bonanza Jellybean said:
That pic has been floating around a while. It was posted in the Nick Fuentes thread in early 2020, well before the separation. It's literally just a picture of a dumpy white woman with what looks like a bouncer at a club that led to weird blacked fanfiction because mutt's law.


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From the Fuentes thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicho...rst-nick-the-knife.64977/page-68#post-5997408
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If that is Blair its old. Look at her eyebrows and the style of glasses. This is from the mid-aughts
 
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Beardson wants his mods to just about ban everyone who slightly annoys him including chatters who say they like other people's streams:



Then he larps as a "mean machine" throwing punches because he's "high energy", lol:



And here he tells us how good his incel life has been treating him:

 
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I just cannot get over how fucking revolting Beardson is- his hygiene honestly seems on par with Chris-Chan's and I'm willing to bet there's at least a Silverfish infestation in his house. Between the greasy, unkempt and frayed hair to the untrimmed pube-beard- his yellow, sunken eyes that makes it look like he has some sort of malaria infection to his flushed revolting hobbit-skin that looks fungal infected this guy is just disgusting. That, and whenever he streams his house seems to be strewn about with random clutter (and I'm willing to bet trash). I can't even imagine the smell of this fucker because he more or less admitted he eats complete garbage like Taco Bell and McDonalds constantly while washing it down with Mountain Dew or "Jack and Coke" (a bastardized version of Rum and Coke so white-trash I'd assume it's a favorite of Ethan Ralph).

I'm not even convinced Beardson is human after seeing the height photo of him with Louis. He doesn't even seem to qualify as a Neanderthal- he looks more like an upright walking Bonobo that somehow escaped the jungles of the Congo. I will also note that I suspect if the going gets *really* tough for Beardson he would be the kind of guy to Troon out and denounce all his past connections to try and do a Breadtube grift like how Metokur assumed Sherrat would do- especially considering the video he posted of him quite literally crying about how he wants to win and he doesn't feel like AF was winning at that timme.
 
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♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️ said:
I just cannot get over how fucking revolting Beardson is- his hygiene honestly seems on par with Chris-Chan's and I'm willing to bet there's at least a Silverfish infestation in his house. Between the greasy, unkempt and frayed hair to the untrimmed pube-beard- his yellow, sunken eyes that makes it look like he has some sort of malaria infection to his flushed revolting hobbit-skin that looks fungal infected this guy is just disgusting. That, and whenever he streams his house seems to be strewn about with random clutter (and I'm willing to bet trash). I can't even imagine the smell of this fucker because he more or less admitted he eats complete garbage like Taco Bell and McDonalds constantly while washing it down with Mountain Dew or "Jack and Coke" (a bastardized version of Rum and Coke so white-trash I'd assume it's a favorite of Ethan Ralph).

I'm not even convinced Beardson is human after seeing the height photo of him with Louis. He doesn't even seem to qualify as a Neanderthal- he looks more like an upright walking Bonobo that somehow escaped the jungles of the Congo. I will also note that I suspect if the going gets *really* tough for Beardson he would be the kind of guy to Troon out and denounce all his past connections to try and do a Breadtube grift like how Metokur assumed Sherrat would do- especially considering the video he posted of him quite literally crying about how he wants to win and he doesn't feel like AF was winning at that timme.
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That should be the thread poll tbh. Which stinks worse: Ethan Ralph's gunt or Beardson's home in the Shire?
 
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♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️ said:
That, and whenever he streams his house seems to be strewn about with random clutter (and I'm willing to bet trash).
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Yeah, a few streams ago (I cannot for the life of me get Beardson's replays to timeskip) he accidentally took a sip out of his month old sweet tea that had been sitting on his desk and proceeded to gag profusely and make extremely vile throat sounds. I could only imagine their was a film of mold sitting in that cup. He then said his mother is coming over to house watch for him while he goes to Florida and will demand that she "clean his house up for him." It's evident he lives in a pigsty as there is no longer someone there to clean up after him.
 
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H. P. Hatecraft said:
Beardson wants his mods to just about ban everyone who slightly annoys him including chatters who say they like other people's streams:

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> Get censored and banned from all the mainstream social networks because you stood up for america first

> Nick creates a censor proof free speech platform for you and the groypers

> Beardson censors and bans you
 
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I took these screenshots yesterday. There's a post exactly like this on his Instagram now, but it has a single comment, apparently not hostile, & no hidden ones. He must have deleted this version & redone it because of the comments.
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LookAtMySkeletons said:
> Get censored and banned from all the mainstream social networks because you stood up for america first

> Nick creates a censor proof free speech platform for you and the groypers

> Beardson censors and bans you
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He's definitely joking in that clip. He & the schizo aronist are old friends.
 
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I think Beardson will be the last leave AF. He's just too invested in it and it's likely the only thing he's focused on/cares about especially considering how Honeypot and The Sweat broke apart. It's probably all or nothing for him as his mental and physical health deteriorates with low income from streaming.

I do wonder if Tvkwa is looking at all of these guys (Shawn, Beardson, Nick, Paul, etc) and realising he dodged life ending circumstances after leaving these mentally ill weirdos in the dust.
 
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