Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

[Nod Flenders]

Every expression he has is exaggerated because every emotion he has depression aside is fake.

I have a feeling he cries himself to sleep each night.

 

[HarrySachz]

I have a feeling he cries himself to sleep each night.

I would too if Ii was a manlet and had to suck off a gay retard mexican to earn some pennies to survive

 

[asockworkorange]

Ok I planned to call out all the lies & hypocrisy one by one but ended up bouncing around the videos so much I don’t feel like fully rewatching them.

These are all the lies I saw while swimming through 15 hours of Beardson!!!


Some of the lies & hypocrisy from the back from Vegas stream



*Beardson says CWC, RPG, PPP & others countering the lies & false takes from him like he did Hunter, Richard Spencer, & many others (even Baked) need to move on & are filled with hate unlike him & that’s solely due to them being more dedicated & logical than he was when he “hated” others.


*Beardson says the people (CWC/?) who came to Vegas to confront him IRL need to stop thinking about him because these are not the actions of normal healthy people (unlike him the self-proclaimed doomer, Incel, freak who said when Nick confronted Ben Shapiro & his family IRL it was justified.)


*beardson says those who point out his divorce are stupid (because as a fake catholic failing to live up to a promise he made to god is no big deal? typical inconsistency to own the "haters" who call out his inconstancy. he is so bad at this.)




Some of the lies & hypocrisy from the 12 hour stream



*bearson wants yall to know he is not a negative person & really likes nick & thats why the friendship has lasted so long (he doesnt kiss nick's ass to make money off his fans he kisses nick's ass because he really likes him, get it right!)

*beardson says thats also why he has been friends with baked for 5-7 years (despite video proof beardson hated baked 2 years ago)

*beardson talking about how he wants to move to florida to be with his friends (I thought he had friends in kentucky? He wants to leave his friends & family behind to be with friends alone? ODD)

*beardson lists the things he would have to sacrifice to live near his e-friends: his house, yard, & garage (no mention of his family or IRL “friends”)

*beardson now calling out "own the lib conservatives" who hold conservatives back because they dont care about god or morality just pissing off libtards (despite minutes early saying "who cares" about his failed morality: divorce)


*beardson watching a video about some redneck carnival & gets grossed out by a hot girl in a police cosplay costume. he said he feels like he is getting an STD just by watching (despite hooking up with a random tinder girl he cant even prove is hot. he loves to virtue signal his distaste for hot girls as a way to cope with not being able to get one)

*beardson the catholic laughs as he sees a biker in a vest thats says protecting "battered women" and says why would women even be there then says well women will do anything for money (says beardson the guy who fakes friendships & a belief in catholicism for money)

*beardson reacts to a guy at the carnival saying its possible to love more than one woman by saying "these people are not human" (bearson the catholic who recently had a one night stand takes a stand: his morals are the only morals people should follow)

*beardson decides not to watch lauren's new video exposing milo because its too long (despite needing a way to fill the 12 hour stream he promised he simply cant counter her statements)

*beardson who once pretended to hate milo & is now pretending to like milo is suggesting lauren southern only made that milo video for views & money because her regular videos dont get enough views, not because everything she is saying about milo is true (despite not showing proof she needs youtube to pay her bills)

*beardson says he guarantees there is not one thing in lauren's milo video that is true (despite video & screenshot evidence showing otherwise.

*beardson tells lauren southern to stop calling herself a filmmaker (beardson the guy who calls himself a comedian)

*beardson says he hates video games (gamer of the movement btw)

*beardson wants to end the stream (despite not even being halfway through the 12 hour stream he promised of a easy job he claims to love)

*beardson at 4:52 gets angry at the female gender due to "menace to society" tiktok girl who laughs about a 10 year old story where she hit a parked car 10 years ago then took off (beardson the man who laughs at baked macing homeless people)

*beardson the man of god at 7:35 gets mocked for spending his time insulting minors (responds be calling the minor a freak)

*beardson at 7:37 beardson mocks a pro trans person for believing in purgatory. (beardson the catholic btw)

*beardson at 7:41 the tranny sits back relaxes & says he will allow beardson to keep the insults coming for the content (beardson unable to think of anything witty results back to saying believing in ghosts is stupid)

*beardson at 7:42 says the tranny is stupid because there is no scientific proof ghosts are real (beardson the anti science guy btw the anti lab coat btw)

*beardson at 8:01 asks a girl who looks like a middle eastern version of his ex wife to marry him & gets her instagram (if you dont think he really likes her & isnt simping youre very dumb. he is not happy to be alone like he claims.)

 

[gaystoner]

he shaved his beard and i can't stop laughing

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

he shaved his beard and i can't stop laughing

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He looks like a gay version of Jay Bauman.

 

[Passing Through Town]

He looks like a gay version of Jay Bauman.

He looks more like Gavin McInnes to me, which is

 

[Destiny Enjoyer]

Matt was in Vegas with the rest of the AF crowd , Woozuh was there to take this candid moment.

Happy 34th Birthday Beardson!

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Matt was in Vegas with the rest of the AF crowd , Woozuh was there to take this candid moment.
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Happy 34th Birthday Beardson!

Jesus that looks like a cake you get a 7 year old. From the cheapest grocery that they could find

 

[Noventa e Quatro]

I can smell Beardson from here. Imagine smoking all day in a closed place.

Who's the girl by his side?

 

[400]

Ill never not get bored of jaden roasting beardson, hes mastered the art of it at this point

he's probably saved up a lot of owns in his head over the years and hes finally getting to use them after all this time of enforced niceness to beardson

 

[CatboyCumDump]

Matt was in Vegas with the rest of the AF crowd , Woozuh was there to take this candid moment.
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Happy 34th Birthday Beardson!

why does dalton look like a fat lesbian

 

[Americunt]

I can smell Beardson from here. Imagine smoking all day in a closed place.

Who's the girl by his side?

>Girl

Crypto-Fascist Femboy more like

Edit: forgot pic

 

[AskeDead]

happy 34th birthday beardson. will this finally be the year you realize you fucked your life up and take steps to get it back on track? no, probably not. it's easier to hang out with nazi catboys 10 years younger than you and live off donations from groyper fags.

 

[thismanlies]

he shaved his beard and i can't stop laughing

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He should definitely keep his face shaved. Those two front teeth go perfect with his rat face.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It is very cool to be a 34 year old man hanging out with 22-23 year olds, most of whom will realize how epically retarded this phase of their life is and will get actual jobs and be functioning members of society all as you rocket towards 40 still begging college kids to think you're based and cool.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

>Girl

Crypto-Fascist Femboy more like

Edit: forgot pic

He looks like Rosie O'Donnell and I cannot unsee it

 

[YB Cool]

Beardson is streaming right now, covering the APU (American Virtue, whatever) conference. He said before he started the stream he was on a date. He seems to have shaved/groomed for it too. Beardsimp.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Please tell me he didn’t make his date sit there and watch him stream

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

happy 34th birthday beardson. will this finally be the year you realize you fucked your life up and take steps to get it back on track? no, probably not. it's easier to hang out with nazi catboys 10 years younger than you and live off donations from groyper fags.

It's more likely this is the year where he Ronnie McNutt's all over his smokey shitbox of a room.

 

[Pooty]

Apparently Beardson lost it last night while drunk. Anyone have the clips? Looks like he deleted the stream.