Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

[Everything]

he ain't getting any love , grimy ass short motherfucker. GET A REAL JOB YA BUM.

 

[The Fountainhead]

I'm getting close to cloning beardson's voice using AI. Here's a smaple of what I've been working on:
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Pretty good. Maybe have have the Bogus Beardsoy swear undying love and loyalty to Nick Fuentes.

 

[gaystoner]

Beardson realizing its not good that most of Nick's fans are saving their donation for the weekly sweat where he has to split them. One day this will all come crashing down & I hope no one will hire this nazi!

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Awe man..turns out ordering uber eats for every meals isn't exactly a stable lifestyle for someone on a dead end platform. Begging for donos is not the sign of someone with a consistent cash flow. I also think Beardson fakes donos in order to spur interest into getting real donations.

 

[Bill Nyehilism]

I also think Beardson fakes donos in order to spur interest into getting real donations.

There's a clip of this buried somewhere deep in this thread where an upset Beardson very obviously donates to himself to reach his daily goal before closing out his stream.

 

[Retribution]

Wurzelroot reveals what really happened at AFPAC 3. Beardson falls on his face.

Beardson says it's ok to fuck vaxxie chicks. His chat, led by Woozuh, goes ballistic. It's too bad the replay doesn't include the chat. It was hilarious. They were saying he's vaxxed and calling him "Beardsoy". One of them said he just created 800 more a-logs. They were about 9:1 against. Beardson handled it with his usual finesse:

On Ella Maulding and Conservative May:

Beardson has a reputation for being a ladies' man. Wurzelroot isn't buying it.

Ralphamale bullshit.

Groypers aren't allowed to have girlfriends. Groyper Generals are. (Fakecels)

Beardson found another gas station goth girlfriend.

He's gonna meet her in person any day now.

 

[Retribution]

Feaser covered the first hour of The Weekly Sweat.

More on McNeil, Maulding, and Goth Girlfriends

Mike Enoch is a Jew

On BigTech Being a Simp

Beardson is homies with PewDiePie. He gave Beansoy $1,000 $1,200.

Spoiler

Beansoy & Wurzelfat made $1,522 in donos for 8 hours of drunken stupidity.

 

[BigSodaSlade]

ok the full video was indeed released by BigTech, jaden had only posted a portion of it. here's the full video after a quality reduction from that channel https://t.me/cozybigtech/592 (11 minutes of video should not be over 700MB BoomerTech)

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at 6m30s the guy that squared up to beardson comes outside to smoke
at 6m50s arguing and eventually a rap battle begin
at 8m10s beardson begins rapping and I died from cringe overload

jaden noted on his stream last night that this was released by BigTech right after Nick shut Beardson down for streaming about Sneako. It seems Beardson might be getting knocked down a peg or two behind the scenes. Nick if you're reading this could you do me a favor and just tell him to grow the beard back out so we can stand looking at his dysgenic face? Thanks.

edit: fixed

Has autistic meltdown when a woman starts pushing his buttons.
Throws his drink at the back of her head.

Glad to see you've come far in life, Matt!

What an absolute shit-stain of a human.

 

[HeyU]

Maybe it’s just because I’m a female, but I find it so insecure and gross the way Beardson talked about Ella Maulding. Any guy willing to publicly leak the sordid details of his sexual encounters with you is to be avoided, IMO.

 

[Retribution]

Latest Hobbit Rap

He and Dalton should start a band.

I find it so insecure and gross the way Beardson talked about Ella Maulding.

It's Beardson, so it's probably all bullshit.

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Lardass and the Stuttering Hyena used 7 of my clips. Somebody else had clipped Beansoy falling down. Even though I did all the work for them, they still managed to fuck it up. They forgot to play the one where Beardson admits he hasn't actually met the "future mother of his children". They ended up playing it in the middle of the Dalton segment. I think they used @CatboyCumDump 's clip for that. The least they could do is give us free Gumroad memberships.

McNeil told PPP that Baby Hitler had to pay taxes on $20 million in crypto gains. The back taxes ended up being $9 million. (Beardson falling down segment.)

 

[Retribution]

Clip of a Catboi paypig having to cough up $9 million in back taxes.

 

[👑Duster King👑]

Clip of the Catboi Führer paying $9 million in back taxes.
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Thats Helicopter money that had to pay back taxes. He was one of nicks biggest donators.

Not sure if Nick has to pay taxes, he probably does some tax cheat shit with the foundation

 

[Retribution]

Thats Helicopter money that had to pay back taxes. He was one of nicks biggest donators.

Didn't realize it was a person. Figured it was a reference to Bernanke wasting money on banksters. Thanks. I'll edit the post I can still edit. Still interesting that the Catboyz lost a potential $9 million. Sounds like it might've been urealized gains if it was back taxes. He's probably lost twice that much in the crypto crash. Wonder if they'll refund some of those taxes?

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McNeil also used some of my clips. Unlike the others, he actually gave me credit.

Not only did he give credit, his Beardson commentary was the funniest. His comments about Beansoy's beat-up jalopy going 90 mph were hilarious. He also covered Clodfelted and Based Brandt. The stream is still up on Odysee. Beardson segment starts around 1:27:25. o7, Jaden.

 

[Retribution]

There was another edition of The Weekly Sweat on Saturday night. It was pretty lame compared to the previous one. There wasn't much worth clipping. Anything that might've been was quickly disrupted by the donation screech. They were half drunk, so when the screech sounded they forgot what they were talking about. They wasted at least two hours babbling about video games.

Beardson the unappreciated artist.

Wurzelroot worried about May's cabal of toesuckers.

Mogged by May.

Zoomer girls in AF are all insane.

Heavy Metal Thunder.

Beardson can get some bitches.

Not meant to be an incel.

Careful, Matt. Woozuh's actually been in a fight or two. (First time I joined clips.)

Beardson's Got Big Balls.

 

[AskeDead]

this new version of the sweat is so fucking boring. this wurzel fag is a fucking snore. beardson desperately needs shawn or someone funny with him.

 

[tantric_depressive]

Requesting a poll to predict who Beardsoy is being catfished by :
A : a antifa tranny
B : a high yella negro microblogger
C : a fellow jewish twitter addict
(poll is open to revisions & additions)

 

[AltisticRight]

You will have to be vaccinated against manlets to be willing to have consensual sex with Beansoy.

 

[Retribution]

Beansoy's a legend. Pissed his pants in kindergarten.

Beardson the Pick-Up Artist.

Link
Beardson didn't make his goal last night. If he had, he was going to pick a fight with Brittany. Cheapshit Groypers.

 

[Retribution]

Thanks to Jaden, Beardson has made it to the Sam Hyde Show.

Bean it up!
Link starts around 1:57:35

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Thanks to Jaden, Beardson has made it to the Sam Hyde Show.
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Bean it up!
Link starts around 1:57:35

Our little bean hobbit is finally making it big by being the new laughing beanstalk. Can’t wait to see Soybeard’s reaction to Sam Hyde’s references to him

 

[Retribution]

Bean It Up!

Racist Garfield

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Kino Casino had several Beardson segments on Friday night. They started out decently enough. Somebody had clipped much of the same shit that I did plus some more stuff that I'd forgotten about or didn't get around to. Once again, they managed to fuck it up. They dragged everything out just like usual and begged for donations after almost every clip. For some inexplicable reason, they played of clip of Beansoy philosophizing. Between the clip and their commentary, they wasted about 20 minutes. They lost 40 viewers and got no donos during the clip. They compounded it by wasting another five minutes on Beardson's intro song. Naturally, they blamed it all on Beansoy rather than their own inept presentation.

Beardson segments are quite popular on Jaden Gang and RPG, you fat fuck. You're just doing it wrong. Jaden's commentary is funny. Yours isn't. RPG is a dork, but at least he's efficient. You're not. Play shorter clips. Let Beansoy speak for himself. You don't need to explain why Beardson's a cow. We get it.