Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

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Every Matt Evans stream sounds like he’s gonna pull out a shotgun and Ronnie McNutt himself
I know. Every time I see his thread bumped, I'm maybe not hoping to hear he gave a Remington a suck-start, but it does cross my mind. I'd almost feel bad for him if he wasn't such a nasty little fucker.
 
Beardson attempts to make Thanksgiving dinner. Puts turkey in microwave. Its Swanson's. Attempts mashed potatoes. Potatoes not cooked enough. Attempts to stir them. Potatoes end up on the floor. Tries for a green bean casserole. Forgot the cream of mushroom soup. Guess its just green beans now. Microwave shorts out. Turkey and stuffing still frozen. Big-tittied gas station goth gf doesn't text back. Turns on oven. Crawls inside. Happy Thanksgiving Beardson.
 


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and this is his response when someone asked him about the recent development with anglin, spencer, and fuentes

he's never going to disavow fuentes, i don't know why people keep bugging him about this kind of stuff other than fucking with him
matt evans will forever be nick fuentes little bitch until he get told to fuck off one day
 
This is the first time I'm hearing this story.
Its possible that it is true, but I highly doubt it.

He and I weren't speaking at that point, but I still would have heard about it if that happened.

There was a time I heard about where he pulled the gun out on a guy who was having some kind of mental breakdown. We went to highschool with the guy and Matt knew he was crazy. The dude had just gotten back from serving in the army too. Matt pulled a gun on him and threatened him. I don't remember the specifics of the story but I just ended up feeling bad for the dude.
 
I've been randomly checking beardson's streams for the better part of a month and he is seemingly cracking over 200 in donos everytime.

My thing about this is...if you stream 20 times a month...make over 200 each time you're approaching 4k a month in income. If his dono bars are right...why does he live in such a shitty hobbit hole? He bought his house for 60,000.
 
I've been randomly checking beardson's streams for the better part of a month and he is seemingly cracking over 200 in donos everytime.

My thing about this is...if you stream 20 times a month...make over 200 each time you're approaching 4k a month in income. If his dono bars are right...why does he live in such a shitty hobbit hole? He bought his house for 60,000.
After the super chat cut and taxes it’s not that much tbh. He probably clears 2,500 - 3,000 per month at best. It’s smart for him to live in a low cost shit hole.

I wouldn’t be shocked if some of the donos are fake too.
 
I've been randomly checking beardson's streams for the better part of a month and he is seemingly cracking over 200 in donos everytime.

My thing about this is...if you stream 20 times a month...make over 200 each time you're approaching 4k a month in income. If his dono bars are right...why does he live in such a shitty hobbit hole? He bought his house for 60,000.
Hobbits don’t long for much which is why the One Ring hardly affected them unlike other races.
 
I've been randomly checking beardson's streams for the better part of a month and he is seemingly cracking over 200 in donos everytime.

My thing about this is...if you stream 20 times a month...make over 200 each time you're approaching 4k a month in income. If his dono bars are right...why does he live in such a shitty hobbit hole? He bought his house for 60,000.
$4K a month is not much, tbh. It’s $48K/yr before taxes.
 
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