Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

It could be Kino if they somehow got Surfer on.
the fact beardson had to bring in a buddy to punch back at them proves how AF cant do anything without positive reinforcement. in their minds Kino automatically wins when its 2 guys agreeing with each other vs one guy (beardson) with no one to back him up. they think positive reinforcement proves they win. thats why he brought back the sweat. in reality you win with facts and logic & thats why beardson has never won a debate & will take an L tonight.
 
Paul Town trolling Beardson hard after Beardson acted like he was solely responsible for its creation & thats why he is bringing it back?
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He’s trying to resurrect his pathetic dead grift to act as Cozy’s pathetic version of Kino Casino and already it’s failing horribly
If he actually mixes up the stack of jokers and doesn’t just do the same one over and over, it at least has a chance of being better than KC which is currently filled with Tardskis low IQ comments and seal clapping
 
last night's weekly sweat was boring regardless how I feel about them I would admit if it was fun to watch but it wasnt. beardson simply is not a good content creator. he just gets views leeching off of nick & pretending to be a christian.
 
beardson didnt hear my dono but thanked me anyways lol. also beardson's chat is far too slow for over 700 viewers. nick increasing the bots for beardson because beardson is literally his last friend standing?

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Lmao I see “KILL JAKE” in the chat. These people are such losers.

Also absolutely zero chance there were 700 people watching and chat doesn’t move at all. I’ve seen streams with 50 viewers that move faster than that.
 
So he was talking today about how he did a plumbing apprenticeship early on at like 18 for 3 months. Lets pause for a moment and imagine how different this man's life would be if he had finished that apprenticeship and gone to work in the industry. Hell, Beersoy, if you are reading this, take heed: you could finish this apprenticeship now. Those people would not care about your past, about the Theroux documentary, they would let you go through the program and you could find gainful, well paying employment. You probably couldn't do government contracts with your background, I don't know tbh, but even if you were just working for a random company that does normal residential stuff the pay is very rewarding. I think you're a lazy piece of shit though and you would think this work beneath you, which is hilarious since you're barely taller than a toilet yourself.
Plumbers and pipe fitters are hard fucking workers. I mostly am exposed to and work alongside the guys in the commercial field so I don’t know how residential types are but overall in any trade, guys who do commercial work make more money and usually have to do harder shit.

I say all this to say: I genuinely could not even begin to imagine Beardsoy digging a trench (by hand with a shovel, because you don’t wanna take out the existing 1” poly gas line with a excavator), trying to lift and replace a big ass cast steel water pump for a cooling tower/air handler, or even demo’ing an old toilet to install a new one if he’d just be on the resi side of things(I’d love to see what his reaction would be to all the roaches coming out the septic pipe). If he couldn’t hack it at fucking Best Buy and he barely puts any effort in with his merch or his streaming, he’d throw in the towel on a plumbing apprenticeship. He would probably either quit or get fired on the first day because he wouldn’t stop looking at his phone and he’d be smoking more than working. Not to mention he’s most likely not physically strong or possessing of enough stamina to not be a drag on productivity.

Don’t get me wrong, I interact with a lot of turd herders and other tradesmen who don’t give a fuck about a racist or “transphobic” joke if it’s funny enough, but that’s not gonna get Beardsoy through a whole 8 if his work ethnic and his attitude are shit.
 
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beardson didnt hear my dono but thanked me anyways lol. also beardson's chat is far too slow for over 700 viewers. nick increasing the bots for beardson because beardson is literally his last friend standing?

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Lmao that last comment towards the end calling him a hunched goblin, and im 100% sure he heard the tts just tried to play it off
 
Plumbers and pipe fitters are hard fucking workers. I mostly am exposed to and work alongside the guys in the commercial field so I don’t know how residential types are but overall in any trade, guys who do commercial work make more money and usually have to do harder shit.

I say all this to say: I genuinely could not even begin to imagine Beardsoy digging a trench (by hand with a shovel, because you don’t wanna take out the existing 1” poly gas line with a excavator), trying to lift and replace a big ass cast steel water pump for a cooling tower/air handler, or even demo’ing an old toilet to install a new one if he’d just be on the resi side of things(I’d love to see what his reaction would be to all the roaches coming out the septic pipe). If he couldn’t hack it at fucking Best Buy and he barely puts any effort in with his merch or his streaming, he’d throw in the towel on a plumbing apprenticeship. He would probably either quit or get fired on the first day because he wouldn’t stop looking at his phone and he’d be smoking more than working. Not to mention he’s most likely not physically strong or possessing of enough stamina to not be a drag on productivity.

Don’t get me wrong, I interact with a lot of turd herders and other tradesmen who don’t give a fuck about a racist or “transphobic” joke if it’s funny enough, but that’s not gonna get Beardsoy through a whole 8 if his work ethnic and his attitude are shit.
Yep compared Beersoy (failed plumbing apprentice and Best Buy geek squad layabout) to John Fashcroft who is a Journeyman Electrician
 
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