Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

[CatboyCumDump]

Didn't Beardson quite literally get cucked by a black guy though?

his ex-wife replied in this thread and discussed this, the entire rumor stems from there being a photo that she took with some famous black guy and then some facebook pic she shared of a mixed race kid that wound up being a niece of hers or his or something. there was never any proof that beardson was cucked by a black guy and beardson himself rudely aired his ex-wife's dirty laundry when drunk and told people how she had fertility issues. furthermore she has been in facebook pics with her new man and some kids and none of those kids are mixed race so clearly the kid isn't hers since beardson sure as hell isn't taking care of any kid.

 

[gaystoner]

He's now threatening this random dudes GF. Very Christian behavior.

Matt dunks on this dude for...'being a nerd in high school and working out after high school'. This clip is so funny I can't. XD

 

[MuppetSlaughter]

I really enjoy this manlet, he is funniest sperg sperging right now. He does streams with a communist Hat, and a shirt saying he is drunk and high, he Dunks on the Hues claiming he preserves the white race while listening to ghetto gang rap music. His chimp out sped rants are hilarious.

Spedly Spergson the right Cow for this time.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Anyone's got that clip from Kino Casino of Beardson on Omegle watching some white chick kissing a Black dude, egging them on by shitting on them and clearly being into it?

Edit: Thanks for cleaning up my quadruple posts, mod. Site runs like shit on my end still...

 

[Iron Father]

Beardson negging literal minors on Omegle. Fucking hell. Also why do all these AFers either talk like retards or wannabe niggers?

 

[GeigerNeiger]

Beardson negging literal minors on Omegle. Fucking hell. Also why do all these AFers either talk like retards or wannabe niggers?

Most of AFers give off the feeling that they got shoved into lockers in highschool. I'm almost certain that they're trying to cope or make up for their past wimpiness by acting like this, being loudmouthed, shouting nigger every sentence, playing rap, etc.




That and also coping for being sub 5ft tall.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

Anyone's got that clip from Kino Casino of Beardson on Omegle watching some white chick kissing a Black dude, egging them on by shitting on them and clearly being into it?

Edit: Thanks for cleaning up my quadruple posts, mod. Site runs like shit on my end still...

I've got it and I'm trying to upload it but get an error. Will try again later today.

 

[JustStopDude]

Beardson calling others nerds is funny to me.

The dude is a manlet that collects Pokemon cards. At his height, there is literally not a high school sport he could play. And I totally get why he hates the cello. Same reason he hates the bassoon; he hates things taller than him. His social skills are so bad, he can't handle the human interaction necessary to get his own fast food slop.

It's like that watching an angry gnome scream curses at travelers from under a bridge.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Doyle is already making fatal mistakes by engaging with these people. The drunken naked wrestling bit...these sort of public moments.

Youre done in politics buddy lol

His career was done before it really even started. Since he isn't a brown twink.

He could still go the JD Vance route and marry a le based pajeet and then pretend to be for the white working class.

It's like that watching an angry gnome scream curses at travelers from under a bridge.

In another world Borzoi would be another Beardson Beardly (Beardson on the Third Rail). They are both spiteful gnomes just Borzoi managed to have a kid with his wife.

 

[Iron Father]

Beardson calling others nerds is funny to me.

The dude is a manlet that collects Pokemon cards. At his height, there is literally not a high school sport he could play. And I totally get why he hates the cello. Same reason he hates the bassoon; he hates things taller than him. His social skills are so bad, he can't handle the human interaction necessary to get his own fast food slop.

It's like that watching an angry gnome scream curses at travelers from under a bridge.

Beardson reminds me of this scene:

 

[JustStopDude]

Beardson reminds me of this scene:

I like it when Breadson regales his audience with obviously fake stories of him going out to bars and nearly getting into scraps.

Like dude, you aren't getting into fights.

Could you imagine Beardson trying to replace a sedan's tire? Could he even get the spare out of the trunk? That would get a great segment for his show. People suggest and vote on various tasks that a normal person obviously can do, but Beardson may not be able to. It's would almost be like Jackass.

"I'm Beardson and this is 'buying my cloths from the children's section of a Wal-Mart '" and then guitar rift.

 

[gaystoner]

I like it when Breadson regales his audience with obviously fake stories of him going out to bars and nearly getting into scraps.

Like dude, you aren't getting into fights.

Could you imagine Beardson trying to replace a sedan's tire? Could he even get the spare out of the trunk? That would get a great segment for his show. People suggest and vote on various tasks that a normal person obviously can do, but Beardson may not be able to. It's would almost be like Jackass.

"I'm Beardson and this is 'buying my cloths from the children's section of a Wal-Mart '" and then guitar rift.

There's a reason TLC's best show was Little People Big World. Watching tiny humans do things is fascinating to normal people.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

imagine this guy calling you a NIGGA

 

[CatboyCumDump]

changing VPN nodes seems to have allowed me to upload the clip, here's Beardson reacting to the interracial couple

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

changing VPN nodes seems to have allowed me to upload the clip, here's Beardson reacting to the interracial couple
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Idk what’s more horrifying, the slobbering racemixer or Beansoy Queerly. They both probably stink IRL

 

[CatboyCumDump]

Beardson's watering hole of choice has been confirmed as The Bully Gorilla Bar.

Beardsons being the social media clout chaser he is posts a New Year's photo:


What is that yellow "museum" sign in the background?


And where is that?


Once again my hobbit hunch was correct:

Meanwhile, Beardson strikes out on the regular down at his local bar. Speaking of, I think this is Beardson's local spot of choice:

https://www.paducah.travel/listings/the-bully-gorilla-bar/2173/

https://www.facebook.com/thebullygorilla/about/?ref=page_internal

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this is one of the yelp reviews for the bar:

 

[Laughing Putin]

Wow. The resemblance is uncanny. It's like Beardson's fat older brother.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Matt dunks on this dude for...'being a nerd in high school and working out after high school'. This clip is so funny I can't. XD

Beardson is literally the “Never Improve” meme come to life. It’s like he’s accepted his lot in life and going goblin mode by veering into being a short chubby angry little creature arc. Also what is with other people hating working out and lifting? Fuentes hates it too. I swear all of America First leadership act like the lowest form of goblins in Goblin Slayer in both action, height, and size. They even pile on any individual during an argument.

 

[CowPox]

The conclave of insecure man children.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

Beardson being honest

Beardson says he doesn't feel like streaming but he can because the fans will take anything they can get.

Beardson says Kanye West is more likely to be assassinated than capitulate.

Beardson talks about his insomnia