Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

Blood Bath & Beyond said:
More bad news for Beardson. I just spoke to the offical King of Style and Fashion and he said horizontal stripes on a manlet is quote "decidedly uncool" and that it's "pretty much gay af". Oof... It's not gonna be good stream for him and the bros once he finds out. Recently it's been looking a lot like almost everyone on Cozy is getting ready to anhero aka ragequit Earth. Must have something to do with the type of person who would be attracted to streaming there in the first place. Now if only we could pin down what it is that all these guys seem to have in common... Hmm... :thinking:

Oh that's right. They're all thin-skinned narcissists crumbling at the realization that they aren't anywhere close to as intelligent or engaging as they've convinced themselves they are.
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Beardson should go with vertical stripes to give the illusion he’s taller. With horizontal stripes he’s just letting people measure him without knowing.
 
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winlocker said:
Beardson loses his shit on stream, reaffirms everything everyone knew about him already.

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Fucking Hell. The end of April has fucked everybody in the sektur uuuuup. These are truly great times to watch society. This clip is going to be legendary for the amount of TTS audio replays alone. Godspeed, incels.
 
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Pitbull Victim said:
tbf it's probably pretty difficult to meet women when you are broke, look like a midget version of Ronnie McNutt and are arguably best known for threatening to commit rape.
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Its not hard, but you need to accomplish a few things.

1.) Have a personality. No, Beardy, being an edgelord isn't a personality.
2.) Get a job, a house, and take care of yourself. Women like this because, if you can take care of yourself, you can take care of them! Turns out women like men who can handle manly responsibilities!
3.) Don't """"ironically"""" or """"jokingly"""" threaten to rape someone on the internet! You can't ever walk that back!

We know its too late for three, and we know its likely too late for 1, but is it ever too late to get a real fucking job?
 
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winlocker said:
Beardson loses his shit on stream, reaffirms everything everyone knew about him already.

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You're an incel by choice, you had a wife.

I can assure you I'm fat, ugly, and you won't have sex with me, but any chick who finds this clip and somehow thought you were cute would instantly be disgusted and never give you another thought - unless it's to tell the story to her friends, upon which they will laugh or go 'oh no are you OK? Did he hurt you?' (they will mean physically)

Fix yourself, or keep hanging out with kids 20 years younger than you who have a future. You think from digging your own grave so much you'd have a bit of muscle definition.
 
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Faggitory said:
2.) Get a job, a house, and take care of yourself. Women like this because, if you can take care of yourself, you can take care of them! Turns out women like men who can handle manly responsibilities!
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He doesn't rent the place he lives in, I thought? It's a shit hole though
 
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